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Top Tens For 2010

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1) Natalie Portman - Only because I'm so in love.
2) Evangeline Lilly - Is she moving up to Natachelle level hotness!?
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's got a nice face!
4) Amy Acker - She has lovely cheeks.
5) Tania Raymonde - Special guest star.
6) Kate Winslet - I hope now that her marriage has ended (again!) she goes a bit crazy and wears bikinis at all times.
7) Amy Adams - She would have been on more often OVER THE YEARS if she'd actually been in things I'd watch (apart from that one Buffy episode.)
8) Jeri Ryan - STILL making up for yadda yadda yadda (this will probably be the last time.)
9) Olivia Wilde - It's funny how all the female House fans hate her.
10) Leighton Meester - I only know who this is thanks to Trachtenssociation.
11) Rachel Riley - She's perfect.
12) Ashleigh Brewer - She's glowy.
13) Alessandra Torresani - Her hair was wet.
14) Christina Hendricks - SHE HAS LARGE BREASTS LOL.
15) Margot Robbie - Annoying character though.
16) Michelle Forbes - I watched a bit of TNG's 'Disaster' and it reminded me of how she's still hot nearly 20 years later.
17) Summer Glau - COMING TO A NETWORK NEAR YOU?
18) Holly Willoughby - Curvy British tv personality.
19) Juliet Landau - She interviewed Amy Acker! She's still nice.
20) Layla El - She is the hottest WWE Diva!
 
Can somebody explain the Christina Hendricks thing to me? The WFers love her, but she just looks kind of old and fat, plus her face is ugly.
 
1) Her face isn't ugly
2) Very large breasts
3) Red head
4) Very large breasts
5) Curves in all the right places (she's not fat)
6)
Very large breasts
 
Her bum is nice too.

And if 34 is old then I don't want to know what you think about Jeri Ryan and Michelle Forbes...
 
#12

1) Natalie Portman - No, it's because I am so in love with you!
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Let's get real, it's all about Natalie and Michelle.
3) Evangeline Lilly - She's nice too!
4) Kate Winslet - I have been thinking about Kate Winslet lately.
5) Caitlin Stasey - For some reason I started thinking about her today and checked and found that, yes, she's still really hot.
6) Michelle Ryan - Big breastses.
7) Amy Acker - Did Fred used to say "gosh" a lot or am I remebering wrong?
8) Kym Valentine - She's popping pills and drinking champagne like there's no tomorrow!
9) Sarah Silverman - Thanks to Tomtrek for reminding me she exists.
10) Tania Raymonde - I can still remember all the way back (two weeks) to that Lost she was in.
11) Scarlett Johansson - She NOSE what's going on.
12) Summer Glau - She's adorable.
13) Eva Green - Sex.
14) Rachel Riley - Her bum.
15) Rebecca Mader - She DID look hot in Lost last week!
16) Ashleigh Brewer - That preview looked very promising.
17) Anne Hathaway - She was in a dream I had last night (so was Natalie.)
18) Karen Gillan - Leggy.
19) Magda Apanowicz - Lacy.
20) Felicia Day - Red.
 
#13

Rare top TWENTY FIVE (seriously) special to celebrate Easter AND the coming of The Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 5.0 (more like 200!) this month.

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - That really is a lot of hair.
2) Natalie Portman - So love has blinded you?
3) Anna Paquin - She does "it" for me.
4) Olivia Wilde - She's hot.
5) Kelly Brook - I don't include her often enough.
6) Michelle Ryan - She's seriously underrated so I'm TAKING A STAND.
7) Mila Kunis - She's really nice.
8) Caitlin Stasey - I forgot how hot she is.
9) Ashleigh Brewer - Nice.
10) Polly Walker - FOR CASSIE. And for her big naked breasts.
11) Rachel Riley - She's got it all.
12) Layla El - She is the hottest WWE DIVA!
13) Alessandra Torresani - In glasses mostly.
14) Genevieve Buechner - Probably won't be ranked again until October (and her name is too hard to spell.)
15) Talulah Riley - She's the type who could turn into one of my favourites if I ever actually see her in anything.
16) Alizee Jacotey - REMEMBER JACOTEY?
17) Magda Apanowicz - Cute.
18) Rekha Sharma - I really like her lips.
19) Morena Baccarin - Now her eggs need nourishment...
20) Katy Perry - Really really really really really large breastses.
21) Holly Willoughby - Curvy ITV personality!
22) Ellen Page - She's made out of kittens.
23) Emilie de Ravin - I remembered! Then decided to rank her low!
24) Avril Lavigne - Nice nose.
25) Emma Watson - I think I've overrated her a tad in the past, but I still look at every new image of her religiously.

THIS WILL BE THE LAST TOP TEN EVER....LOL APRIL FOOL'S I REALLY HAD YOU THERE
 
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