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Top Tens For 2010
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
That's not the TV GUide.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#17
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has a tongue.
2) Karen Gillan - She's lovely.
3) Evangeline Lilly - "Ready to get wet, Freckles?"
4) Olivia Wilde - She has sex eyes.
5) Scarlett Johansson - She's nice.
6) Lizzy Caplan - Returning to the list for complex reasons.
7) Summer Glau - I am a fan of Summer Glau.
8) Zoe Saldana - YEAH I KNOW SHE'S SKINNY.
9) Amanda Seyfried - Eyes.
10) Kym Valentine
11) Natalie Portman - I will wait for you.
12) Kelly Brook - I should include her more often.
13) Alison Brie - Cute.
14) Emilie de Ravin - "Hi Jack, I'm your sister." "Yeah, I know, cool."
15) Zuleikha Robinson - She looked hot in the flashsideways.
The trial never ends...
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has a tongue.
2) Karen Gillan - She's lovely.
3) Evangeline Lilly - "Ready to get wet, Freckles?"
4) Olivia Wilde - She has sex eyes.
5) Scarlett Johansson - She's nice.
6) Lizzy Caplan - Returning to the list for complex reasons.
7) Summer Glau - I am a fan of Summer Glau.
8) Zoe Saldana - YEAH I KNOW SHE'S SKINNY.
9) Amanda Seyfried - Eyes.
10) Kym Valentine
11) Natalie Portman - I will wait for you.
12) Kelly Brook - I should include her more often.
13) Alison Brie - Cute.
14) Emilie de Ravin - "Hi Jack, I'm your sister." "Yeah, I know, cool."
15) Zuleikha Robinson - She looked hot in the flashsideways.
The trial never ends...
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Michelle Trachtenberg has the best face out of all faces.
Like there's no way that face could be better.
Like there's no way that face could be better.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Yes, but if I officially define the Trachtenface as the perfect face in my head then no one else will ever have a chance of being number one because no one but Michelle is capable of pulling off the full Trachtenface. EVERY WEEK IS A NEW (it just happens that Michelle wins most weeks!)
HEY, I HOPE EVERYONE'S READ THE WACKY HOT ONE HUNDRED BY NOW.
HEY, I HOPE EVERYONE'S READ THE WACKY HOT ONE HUNDRED BY NOW.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#18
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - I am detecting high levels of PERFECTION from her.
2) Natalie Portman - I nearly made her number one because of her WARM SMILE...but I'm sure she'd understand why she's second.
3) Scarlett Johansson - She's back on form.
4) Jessica Biel - She's really really hot!
5) Karen Gillan - "I'm a 907 year old Time Lord, do you have any idea what that means?" "It's been a while?"
6) Rachel Riley - She's getting even bummier!
7) Zoe Saldana - Her face is nice.
8) Emma Watson - She looked good at that thing.
9) Eva Green - She likes pens.
10) Ashley Eckstein - Making her debut.
11) Taylor Momsen - I know it's wrong.
12) Emma Roberts - The new Emma Watson?
13) Morena Baccarin - Yes.
14) Scarlett Pomers - Yes.
15) Anne Hathaway - She looked nice at that thing too.
16) Felicia Day - She's hot, OKAY.
17) Laura Vandervoort - She's nice I think.
18) Deborah Ann Woll - And why not.
19) Alison Brie - She's cute.
20) Amanda Seyfried - Big eyes.
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - I am detecting high levels of PERFECTION from her.
2) Natalie Portman - I nearly made her number one because of her WARM SMILE...but I'm sure she'd understand why she's second.
3) Scarlett Johansson - She's back on form.
4) Jessica Biel - She's really really hot!
5) Karen Gillan - "I'm a 907 year old Time Lord, do you have any idea what that means?" "It's been a while?"
6) Rachel Riley - She's getting even bummier!
7) Zoe Saldana - Her face is nice.
8) Emma Watson - She looked good at that thing.
9) Eva Green - She likes pens.
10) Ashley Eckstein - Making her debut.
11) Taylor Momsen - I know it's wrong.
12) Emma Roberts - The new Emma Watson?
13) Morena Baccarin - Yes.
14) Scarlett Pomers - Yes.
15) Anne Hathaway - She looked nice at that thing too.
16) Felicia Day - She's hot, OKAY.
17) Laura Vandervoort - She's nice I think.
18) Deborah Ann Woll - And why not.
19) Alison Brie - She's cute.
20) Amanda Seyfried - Big eyes.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
I fully support Ashley Eckstein's inclusion on this list.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
So does Plo.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#19
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's the best.
2) Natalie Portman - She nearly made it to number one this week. NEARLY.
3) Evangeline Lilly - I'm going to miss her.
4) Karen Gillan - She does have breasts.
5) Emma Stone - She's nice and has red hair which is nice.
6) Peyton List - Still doing the best with what she's given on Flashforward.
7) Zoe Saldana - She's good at smiling.
8) Scarlett Johansson - They don't call her ScarJo for nothing!
9) Jessica Biel - Still making up for not including her for years.
10) Laura Vandervoort - She has nice cheekbones.
11) Christina Aguilera - Amazingly this is the first time she's been included since I started taking records in November 2007.
12) Shakira - She is a hot popular music performer.
13) Elizabeth Mitchell - She's breasts.
14) Morena Baccarin - She's sexy.
15) Amanda Seyfried - Nice eyes.
16) Ashleigh Brewer - Nice face.
17) Lena Headey - I was thinking about how she's underrated (though I guess not underrated enough to be ranked above 17th this week.)
18) Alison Brie - She was cute when she jumped out of the bin.
19) Sara Folino - Still hot BB contestant, OKAY.
20) Layla El - I don't think she uses the "El" part anymore to be honest.
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's the best.
2) Natalie Portman - She nearly made it to number one this week. NEARLY.
3) Evangeline Lilly - I'm going to miss her.
4) Karen Gillan - She does have breasts.
5) Emma Stone - She's nice and has red hair which is nice.
6) Peyton List - Still doing the best with what she's given on Flashforward.
7) Zoe Saldana - She's good at smiling.
8) Scarlett Johansson - They don't call her ScarJo for nothing!
9) Jessica Biel - Still making up for not including her for years.
10) Laura Vandervoort - She has nice cheekbones.
11) Christina Aguilera - Amazingly this is the first time she's been included since I started taking records in November 2007.
12) Shakira - She is a hot popular music performer.
13) Elizabeth Mitchell - She's breasts.
14) Morena Baccarin - She's sexy.
15) Amanda Seyfried - Nice eyes.
16) Ashleigh Brewer - Nice face.
17) Lena Headey - I was thinking about how she's underrated (though I guess not underrated enough to be ranked above 17th this week.)
18) Alison Brie - She was cute when she jumped out of the bin.
19) Sara Folino - Still hot BB contestant, OKAY.
20) Layla El - I don't think she uses the "El" part anymore to be honest.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Tell us how you would go lesbian for her!
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
I'd go lesbian for Michelle Trachtenberg.
Tisiphone
Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Oh, no question. Especially with that hot accent.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Everybody has it all wrong. Dame Helen Mirren owns all the asses of these little twig-girls.
She's nearly 65 and she looks better than you. Whoever you are.
She's nearly 65 and she looks better than you. Whoever you are.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Write your own list!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant LOL.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She looks good for her age.
She's not going on my list.
She's not going on my list.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#20
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - "Screw it. I'm going to go to medical school. I'm going to be a doctor."
2) Natalie Portman - I don't know if you've noticed her ears.
3) Evangeline Lilly - She's just lovely.
4) Shakira - She has a really good body.
5) Blake Lively - She has really large breasts.
6) Kym Valentine - She's nice.
7) Sarah Silverman - She's hot.
8) Emma Stone - Her voice is sexy.
9) Layla El - Congratulations on winning the WWE's women's championship!
10) Margot Robbie - Breasts.
11) Summer Glau - Remember Summer Glau?
12) Laura Vandervoort - See you next year?
13) Zoe Saldana - She's borderline automatically included every week at this point.
14) Jessica Biel - See explanation from last week.
15) Morena Baccarin - Her neck is just a bit too long.
16) Alison Brie - More like Alison CUTE.
17) Ashley Eckstein - SNIPPS.
18) Karen Gillan - I'm going off her? Meh, probably not.
19) Felicia Day - She's nice.
20) Leighton Meester - I only watched for Michelle.
1) Michelle Trachtenberg - "Screw it. I'm going to go to medical school. I'm going to be a doctor."
2) Natalie Portman - I don't know if you've noticed her ears.
3) Evangeline Lilly - She's just lovely.
4) Shakira - She has a really good body.
5) Blake Lively - She has really large breasts.
6) Kym Valentine - She's nice.
7) Sarah Silverman - She's hot.
8) Emma Stone - Her voice is sexy.
9) Layla El - Congratulations on winning the WWE's women's championship!
10) Margot Robbie - Breasts.
11) Summer Glau - Remember Summer Glau?
12) Laura Vandervoort - See you next year?
13) Zoe Saldana - She's borderline automatically included every week at this point.
14) Jessica Biel - See explanation from last week.
15) Morena Baccarin - Her neck is just a bit too long.
16) Alison Brie - More like Alison CUTE.
17) Ashley Eckstein - SNIPPS.
18) Karen Gillan - I'm going off her? Meh, probably not.
19) Felicia Day - She's nice.
20) Leighton Meester - I only watched for Michelle.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
REST IN PEACE NURSE CHLOE PAYNE.
