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Top Tens For 2010

TOP TWENTY MAGAZINES, COMICBOOKS AND PERIODICALS IN MY LIFE TIME.

1. The Fortean Times - I urge everyone to check it out.
2. The Private Eye - If you want to find out the truth, and laugh doing it, here it is.
3. Zzap 64 - The Computer magazine of my childhood.
4. The Beano - The best comic of my childhood
5. World Soccer - A truly brilliant and informative read
6. The Word - More than the best musi magazine out there.
7. The Fantastic Four - There are better books, but I grew up on FF.
8. TransFormers - Nothing special, but again utterly prescious to my youth
9. Retro Gamer - All the best of 1980's & 90's gaming in one place
10. Four Four Two - The much okier, and more accessable version of World Soccer
11. The National Geographic - Still many years of brilliance left in the old boy
12. Mojo - A classy music mag, that has the best cover discs (and crossword, sadly!)
13. Thor - Again, there are better books, but I was a huge Thor fan in my early teens.
14. Charlie Buchan's Football Monthly - Long defunct magazine that I pick up in back issues. Quality.
15. Wizard - It's got worse, and it is STILL so fucking biased and fanboy to whatever creator whose cock they choose to suck (usually Brian Michael Bendis), but still a fun read.
16. Empire - The pick of the movie mags, and I get to give the free gifts away at work
17. Wired - The best of the modern technology magazines. A recent article on well preserved plane crash sites around the world was brilliant
18. Edge - An old survivor in the Gaming industry, with an adult look outlook.
19. The West Coast Avengers - Not to everyones flavour, but I collected it through its entire run, and enjoyed the characters more than the more well known main team
20. Uncut - Another great music mag, but wayyyyy behind The Word.
 
Gagh you might want to post that good list in another thread since only perverts actually read this thread now (me, Tomtrek and Tisi.)

I recently bought the two collected volumes of Simon Furman's Death's Head and I regret nothing.
 
Gagh you might want to post that good list in another thread since only perverts actually read this thread now (me, Tomtrek and Tisi.)

I recently bought the two collected volumes of Simon Furman's Death's Head and I regret nothing.

Perverts covers The Mine Field. I believe nothing should stop any of us posting more diverse Top lists in here.

Coming soon: Top Twenty Genocides!
 
#21

Top 25 special because of Lost ending and because I've gone insane again.

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'd have "The City" with her!
2) Evangeline Lilly - I'd "save a bullet" for her!
3) Emma Watson - She has legs. Oh, and I'd let her visit MY "magical world of wizardry"!
4) Natalie Portman - I'd "Natalie" her "Port", "man". (I'm going to stop doing this now.)
5) Ashleigh Brewer - If she had larger breasts she'd be this high every week (or higher.)
6) Tania Raymonde - I'd spend time with her in the afterlife.
7) Emilie de Ravin - Why did she call her baby "Erin" anyway?
8) Sarah Silverman - Why are Jew women so hot?
9) Alison Brie - She's really nice OKAY.
10) Kym Valentine - Happy 33rd birthday for three days ago!
11) Karen Gillan - She has SCOTTISH legs.
12) Peyton List - Finally going to find out why she was being drowned!
13) Elizabeth Mitchell - We can go dutch.
14) Emma Walker - She's on for cuteness reasons okay so no crude comments.
15) Emma Stone - Cute/hot actress who I'll forget about in a week or two probably.
16) Eva Green - Sometimes I remember how hot she is.
17) Layla El - She's a good wrestler!
18) Olivia Wilde - I don't think House jumped the shark. BUT I'D JUMP HER.
19) Zoe Saldana - I think it would be nice to kiss her.
20) Avril Lavigne - She's pretty.
21) Rebecca Mader - She had ghost sex with Sawyer. Bit weird.
22) Scarlett Johansson - She has a nice face.
23) Vera Filatavo - From Peep Show remember.
24) Beyonce - She has a big ass.
25) Margot Robbie - She's quite nice.
 
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1) Natalie Portman - I'm in a Natalie Mood, okay, FUCKING SUE ME (don't sue me.)
2) Karen Gillan - Och, Doctor, I dinnae ken who Rory is!
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - I wish she was in a tv show or something.
4) Peyton List - At least her flashforward resulted in her being all wet.
5) Gemma Arterton - I bet she tastes like Fruit Pastels.
6) Katie McGrath - Yes it would appear that she's still nice!
7) Ashleigh Brewer - Her face is setting LOVELINESS RECORDS.
8) Rachel Riley - Her bum is stuffed full of MATHS GENIUS.
9) Blake Lively - Okay, so, it turns out she actually is really hot.
10) Sarah Silverman - I heard a rumour that she's a jew.
11) Christina Hendricks - She has robot breasts.
12) Emma Walker - She will blossom into a true beauty in a few years I'm sure.
13) Evangeline Lilly - I still remember!
14) Emma Stone - She's really cute.
15) Amanda Seyfried - She's really nice.
16) Kym Valentine
17) Talulah Riley - She could be higher with more exposure.
18) Alexis Bledel - Yes, she's cute from what I've seen.
19) Eva Green - Sexy.
20) Summer Glau - Remember her?
 
#23

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - All of her features appeal strongly to me.
2) Morena Baccarin - I just saw some nice pics of her.
3) Lizzy Caplan - She has nice breasts.
4) Christina Hendricks - Do I have to explain.
5) Shakira - She's nice.
6) Natalie Portman - Happy birthday!
7) Blake Lively - I think she's quite nice looking.
8) Scarlett Johansson - OR "SCARJO" TO HER FRIENDS.
9) Kym Valentine - She's nice.
10) Ashley Eckstein - Star Wars.
11) Peyton List - REMEMBER FLASHFORWARD.
12) Avril Lavigne - She's pretty.
13) Emma Walker - Aww.
14) Alison Brie - It's nice that she's friends with Michelle (well, stood next to her in photos.)
15) Ashleigh Brewer - Nice face.
 
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