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Top Tens For 2010

#24

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's better looking than Natalie Portman.
2) Natalie Portman - She's hot too.
3) Deborah Ann Woll - "Pale breasts."
4) Karen Gillan - She has red hair too.
5) Scarlett Johansson - She's got all kinds of good things about her.
6) Gemma Arterton - She looks nice and soft.
7) Rachel Riley - She's so intelligent that her bum has expanded to house her brain.
8) Kym Valentine - Nice.
9) Amy Acker - Remember Amy Acker?
10) Emilie de Ravin - She's pretty.
11) Emma Walker - Last time.
12) Talulah Riley - She's appealing.
13) Anna Paquin - I don't like her as much as I used to, but still.
14) Cheryl Cole - She looks pretty in those make-up adverts. SORRY.
15) Evan Rachel Wood - Why does she take orders from Danko.
 
#25

1) Natalie Portman - I woke up this morning and thought to myself "Natalie Portman is going to be number one on my top ten today." It just feels right.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's nice too.
3) Avril Lavigne - I like the shape of her face.
4) Karen Gillan - She's pale and has red hair.
5) Deboran Ann Woll - And again.
6) Rachel Riley - Bum.
7) Scarlett Johansson - You can't argue with ScarJo.
8) Eva Green - Big breasts.
9) Kym Valentine - Nice body.
10) Sunshine Martyn - FUCK IT it's my list okay.

can't be bothered
 
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She woke up yesterday morning and decided "gee, I should probably be Prime Minister". So, she went to see the Prime Minister, got him to resign, made him cry on television, and now she's Prime Minister. Foxy!
 
Wacky, your Top Tens matter most of all! Everyone knows, you're the best of us. The heart and soul (and cock) of The Mine Field. God bless you!
 
#26

1) Natalie Portman - I love Natalie Portman. DEAL WITH IT.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is a nice woman.
3) Emma Watson - Yes.
4) Ellen Page - She's cute.
5) Rachel Riley - She has a good body.
6) Deborah Ann Woll - Pale breasts?
7) Shakira - HIPS DON'T DIE.
8) Karen Gillan - Goodbye!
9) Avril Lavigne - I like the shape of her face.
10) Ashley Eckstein - HER UNIVERSE.
11) Layla El - She is the hottest WWE Diva.
12) Sunshine Martyn - I like her okay.
13) Ashleigh Brewer
 
#27

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Is there anyone better?
2) Sunshine Martyn - Because I've been thinking about her a lot this week and this will probably be the last time she's on the list anyway okay.
3) Avril Lavigne - In a bikini.
4) Kristin Kreuk - Yes she looks hot in Chuck.
5) Ellen Page - She's cuter than an otter.
6) Natalie Portman - I like her.
7) Katie McGrath - Need more HQ pics.
8) Kym Valentine - Breasts.
9) Rachel Riley - Bum.
10) Blake Lively - She's an attractive actress.
11) Ashleigh Brewer - I like her face a lot.
12) Deborah Ann Woll - Jessica.
13) Gemma Arterton - Words here.
 
I'm about to get negged for this, but I gotta speak my mind:

I don't think Michelle is aging very well.

*prepares for the reds*
 
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