Top Tens For 2010

[CaptainWacky]

#24

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's better looking than Natalie Portman.
2) Natalie Portman - She's hot too.
3) Deborah Ann Woll - "Pale breasts."
4) Karen Gillan - She has red hair too.
5) Scarlett Johansson - She's got all kinds of good things about her.
6) Gemma Arterton - She looks nice and soft.
7) Rachel Riley - She's so intelligent that her bum has expanded to house her brain.
8) Kym Valentine - Nice.
9) Amy Acker - Remember Amy Acker?
10) Emilie de Ravin - She's pretty.
11) Emma Walker - Last time.
12) Talulah Riley - She's appealing.
13) Anna Paquin - I don't like her as much as I used to, but still.
14) Cheryl Cole - She looks pretty in those make-up adverts. SORRY.
15) Evan Rachel Wood - Why does she take orders from Danko.

 

[Tisiphone]

LoL on Danko!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

Even though to me he'll always be Danvers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#25

1) Natalie Portman - I woke up this morning and thought to myself "Natalie Portman is going to be number one on my top ten today." It just feels right.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's nice too.
3) Avril Lavigne - I like the shape of her face.
4) Karen Gillan - She's pale and has red hair.
5) Deboran Ann Woll - And again.
6) Rachel Riley - Bum.
7) Scarlett Johansson - You can't argue with ScarJo.
8) Eva Green - Big breasts.
9) Kym Valentine - Nice body.
10) Sunshine Martyn - FUCK IT it's my list okay.

can't be bothered

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'm angry Julia Gillard didn't make your list. She's celtic, ginger, and god-queen of Australia.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Who?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

She woke up yesterday morning and decided "gee, I should probably be Prime Minister". So, she went to see the Prime Minister, got him to resign, made him cry on television, and now she's Prime Minister. Foxy!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE NEXT WEEK

(not really)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Who the hell is Sunshine Martyn??

 

[CaptainWacky]

It doesn't matter.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wacky, your Top Tens matter most of all! Everyone knows, you're the best of us. The heart and soul (and cock) of The Mine Field. God bless you!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#26

1) Natalie Portman - I love Natalie Portman. DEAL WITH IT.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is a nice woman.
3) Emma Watson - Yes.
4) Ellen Page - She's cute.
5) Rachel Riley - She has a good body.
6) Deborah Ann Woll - Pale breasts?
7) Shakira - HIPS DON'T DIE.
8) Karen Gillan - Goodbye!
9) Avril Lavigne - I like the shape of her face.
10) Ashley Eckstein - HER UNIVERSE.
11) Layla El - She is the hottest WWE Diva.
12) Sunshine Martyn - I like her okay.
13) Ashleigh Brewer

 

[Tisiphone]

Yay for Emma!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#27

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Is there anyone better?
2) Sunshine Martyn - Because I've been thinking about her a lot this week and this will probably be the last time she's on the list anyway okay.
3) Avril Lavigne - In a bikini.
4) Kristin Kreuk - Yes she looks hot in Chuck.
5) Ellen Page - She's cuter than an otter.
6) Natalie Portman - I like her.
7) Katie McGrath - Need more HQ pics.
8) Kym Valentine - Breasts.
9) Rachel Riley - Bum.
10) Blake Lively - She's an attractive actress.
11) Ashleigh Brewer - I like her face a lot.
12) Deborah Ann Woll - Jessica.
13) Gemma Arterton - Words here.

 

[The Tomtrek]

No, there isn't.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm about to get negged for this, but I gotta speak my mind:

I don't think Michelle is aging very well.

*prepares for the reds*

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't even recognise that as a sentence.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I just killed myself.

 

[Tisiphone]

But I brought you back to life.