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Top Tens For 2010

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I debated ending my top tens forever with 2009, but you can't just end an autistic obsession. DO NOT READ if you have no interest in my arbitrary rankings of female celebrities (rankings which are based on how things feel in my head and may not necessarily match up with the perceived sexual attractiveness of said female celebrities. Compiled by Team Wacky.

Top TWENTY special to start the new year (except I had a hard time getting up to twenty.)

#1

1) Natalie Portman - And so the year starts with a clean slate and I forget everything I know about female celebrity ranking and review all the available options again...it's still Natalie. Of course it's Natalie.
2) Mila Kunis - Getting set for lesbian sex scene with Natalie in 2010 (and she's hot)!
3) Scarlett Johansson - I have a feeling 2010 will be a good year for ScarJo.
4) Ellen Page - There is no girl I'd rather tickle.
5) Sienna Miller - She seems to have a new career of being photographed in a different bikini every day. WHICH IS FINE BY ME.
6) Emma Watson - Is hot.
7) Shakira - She is sexually attractive, yes.
8) Beyonce - CONTROVERSIAL but I think Beyonce's pretty fucking hot.
9) Lacey Chabert - She's always really hot when I see her though she's never in anything good.
10) Rachel Nichols - UNDERRATED?
11) Karen Gillan - Should do well this year.
12) Michelle Trachtenberg - Haven't seen her in ages but...she's Michelle Trachtenberg.
13) Pixie Lott - She's a bit of a generic pop slut, but she's got great legs.
14) Pippa Black - Look at her little nose.
15) Kym Valentine - Ben doesn't deserve a mother like her.
16) Keira Knightley - I think she might (MIGHT) be getting hot again (again.)
17) Layla El - She's the hottest WWE DIVA(!)
18) Taylor Swift - She has nice arms.
19) Michelle Ryan - She's nice and pale.
20) Ashleigh Brewer - Lips.
 
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITH MYSELF IF YOU STOPPED YOUR TOP TENS.

But will the return of Mercy TODAY change Michelle ranking for next week? I can't wait!
 
If I had a scanner, I could scan the new pic of Michelle in the TV Guide sticking her tongue out.

But I bet you boys can use your imagination. ;)
 
Well now I know what I'll be doing for the nest few days (franticly refreshing attractive ladies sites for scans)!!!!!
 
I bet Tomtrek's fridge is covered with Michelle Trachtenberg ice princess fridge magnets.
 
Kym Valentine is an austrailian actress who is most well known for her role in the soap "Neighbours" that me, Wacky and Fuddlemiff watch becayse we're all very sad (and there are some very pretty people in it).

She's been hot for over 10 years now!
 
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