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Top Tens For 2011

I'D MAKE HER WAVE.
 
Michelle Trachtenberg's nose is the most physically perfect thing that has or will ever exist on this planet.
 
I just started watching Community. So, huh, Alison Brie.

(I'm on Team Abed though.)
 
(That is to say have sex with Joel McHale, but have sex and also make out and cuddle and play video games with Abed)
 
Abed is long-term boyfriend, Joel is who you fuck with until you get to Abed.
 
big change scoming in 2012 like Anne ahtahway new nubmer one olivai widle new nubmer wo NATALIE AND MICHELLE NOWHERE?!
 
I'll always like that Michelle Trachtenberg girl.
 
I don't like her more than everyone else (accept I do like her more than Eskimos obviously.)
 
What about the eskimo/yeti chick from Twilight Princess?
 
There's a movie on BBC2 with Anne Hathaway playing Jane Austen for some reason and she's definitely hotter than an eskimo.
 
She's so pretty that I suddenly care about Jane Austen (not really!)
 
Being Jane? Becoming Jane. James MacAvoy is in it too.
 
I doubt she gets naked in it, given the timeslot...
 
#52

1) Katie McGrath - She is at her all-time hottest.
2) Anne Popplewell - She always does well over Christmas!
3) Hayley Atwell - Huge. Pale. Breasts.
4) Anne Hathaway - I thought she was heading to "new permanent number one" status but she just doesn't quite make it for some vague reason, and I don't know if she ever will. Still hot!
5) Scarlett Johansson - Her face is nice.
6) Karen Gillan - She is pretty.
7) Jessica Brown Findlay - The new English hotness. Watch out for her in 2012.
8) Charlize Theron - Attractive.
9) Freida Pinto - She's good looking.
10) Kat Dennings - She's a great girl.
11) Olivia Wilde - Dropping down the rankings slightly? But I think she'll be back up soon...
12) Amanda Seyfried - She is lovely and blond.
13) Imogen Poots - She is magical.
14) Amber Heard - The new hotness?
15) Gillian Jacobs - Remember her?
16) Antonia Thomas - Breasts.
17) Emily Head - She's nice.
18) Natalie Portman - Oh Natalie. My Natalie.
19) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Big eyes.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is cute.
 
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