Top Tens For 2012

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Amanda is on Ellen right now, talking about Les Miz. She just turned 27.

Her hair would indeed make a fine stole.

She is into taxidermy. She showed a picture of a stuffed duck that she likes to balance on her (living) dog's head.

She's edgy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Now she is wearing a frog head and rapping to a karaoke track.

Ellen gets celebrities to do the most insane things.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Like take their pants off on daytime TV.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ellen gave pregnant Natalie Portman some chips, she's nice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#51

Top TWENTY FIVE special due to the world ending tomorrow and even if it doesn't I'm pretty sure I'm going to die soon so I'd like this to by my final act.

1) Keira Knightley - Yes she's the best girl. After years of searching I have found her. If this is the last top "ten" ever then I'm happy for it to go out with Keira on top.
2) Olivia Wilde - She's the second best girl.
3) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I love her.
4) Katie McGrath - She knows!
5) Lizzy Caplan - I have decided she is underrated as fuck.
6) Amanda Seyfried - HAIR.
7) Dreama Walker - She's cuter than a kitten party.
8) Rachel Riley - She wears good dresses but she's also good INSIDE the dresses.
9) Liv Tyler - She is attractLIV.
10) Cate Blanchett - I'm making a "hobbit" (habit) of ranking her highly.
11) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is nicer than yours.
12) Kat Dennings - She's breastastic (she has large breasts.)
13) Kate Beckinsale - She is hot.
14) AJ Lee - Wrestling thing ignore.
15) Willa Holland - She is nice.
16) Emily Bett Rickards - Yes another actress from a tv show who will probably disappear soon and never be ranked again but I have to record these things.
17) Cobie Smulders - She is good.
18) Magda Apanowicz - "Oh Magda."
19) Valentina Novakovic - I like her.
20) Scarlett Johansson - I like her again.
21) Emilia Clarke - Mother of dragons.
22) Catrin Stewart - Cute.
23) Alice Smith - Similarly cute.
24) Victoria Coren - She is witty.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm GLAD Gossip Girl is finished because I GENUINELY don't think she looks as good in it as other things and I don't know what that's down to but it's the way *I* feel and this is MY list and SHOULD reflect MY opinions.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#52

1) Anne Hathaway - And so it has come to pass that Anne Hathaway has the "honour" of being the final number one of the year AND POSSIBLY EVER. I like her!
2) Keira Knightley - Her face is really good at moving.
3) Katie McGrath - So it turns out she can't be killed by mortal blades...
4) Olivia Wilde - I like Olivia Wilde she is nice.
5) Kat Dennings - Could 2013 be "the year of Kat"?
6) Kate Beckinsale - 2012 will be remembered as the year that I finally noticed Kate Beckinsale's insane hotness.
7) Jenna-Louise Coleman - Yes she's nice.
8) Anna Kendrick - I'll be looking out for her in 2013.
9) Anna Popplewell - Remember her?
10) Gillian Jacobs - She's had a good year.
11) Maria Valverde - Underrated young Spanish actress!
12) Cate Blanchett - Why did Galadriel disappear like Starbuck.
13) Marion Cotillard - She has large breasts.
14) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - SO GOOD THEY NAMED HER TWICE.
15) Liv Tyler - I also started liking Liv Tyler in 2012.
16) Rachel Riley - She is smart.
17) Dreama Walker - She is adorable.
18) Catrin Stewart - Has a mole.
19) Amanda Seyfried - Hair.
20) Amy Acker - I like Amy Acker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT WHO was number one the most times in 2012!?

Scarlett Johansson: 8
Kate Beckinsale: 7
Olivia Wilde: 6
Natalie Portman: 6
Kat Dennings: 5
Keira Knightley: 5
Amanda Seyfried: 4
Anne Hathaway: 2
Gillian Jacobs: 2
Charlize Theron: 2
Eva Green: 1
Jenna-Louise Coleman: 1
Karen Gillan: 1
Mila Kunis: 1
Mary Elizabeth Winstead: 1

WHICH IS FUNNY because Scarlett has completely dropped off the list now. Which goes to show how meaningless my existence is.