Top Tens For 2012

[CaptainWacky]

I was going to write an introduction explaining this list, why it exists, the criteria I use to judge. But I don't fully understand it myself. It's NOT a simple "hotness ranking", though "hotness" is certainly a factor. There's more to it than that! It's probably best decribed as a ranking of how well female celebrities are slotting into my mind, week by week. Every week's list is based on how I feel at the time I write it, but isn't necessarily based soley on material I've viewed in that week, more on what's going on in my mind that week. It's just a stupid list that means nothing, okay. It makes sense to me...kind of.

It's a new year, everything's reset and there's no point arguing with my rankings becasue they're based on MY BRAIN and I actually know my own brain better than you do.

#1

1) Olivia Wilde - I pretty much think she's the hottest woman, on the whole. She appeals the most to me. This doesn't mean she'll be the unchallenged number one for the rest of the year, of course!
2) Scarlett Johansson - She came close to being number one but just lost out. Possibly the hottest Jew!
3) Lara Pulver - She has arrived.
4) Hayley Atwell - She has gigantic breasts. While this list isn't soley based on such shallow observations, they certainly play a part!
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I just find her really nice.
6) Katie McGrath - She can look very seductive.
7) Gillian Jacobs - I like her more than Alison Brie. And I like Alison Brie quite a lot.
8) Alison Brie - I like Alison Brie quite a lot.
9) Rachel Riley - She's really good in every way.
10) Anna Popplewell - She popples well.
11) Imogen Poots - I strongly believer 2012 could be the "year of Poots". Or possibly 2013.
12) Marion Cotillard - She is a sexy french woman!
13) Natalie Portman - She has the most beautiful smile on the planet, bar none. But I haven't seen it for a while and my memories will eventually fade...
14) Gwyneth Paltrow - I think she's really good looking, quite frankly.
15) Emma Stone - She's really cute. One to watch!
16) Michelle Monaghan - Just another cute actress to add to the list then be forgotten when I never see her in a movie again. The dark side of these lists.
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's cute. I don't find her as hot as others at the moment.
18) Anne Hathaway - Again, not finding her HOT at the moment but she is adorable.
19) Ellen Page - SPEAKING OF ADORABLE...
20) Charlize Theron - She's good looking.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WANT TO KNOW TISI'S VIEWS.

 

[Tisiphone]

Sorry!!!

I'm not on the Olivia Wilde bandwagon, and we all know how I feel about Paltrow...

...

Nice Michelle Monaghan sighting. I think she's cute, and of course Anne Hathaway is always a plus.

 

['Gear]

I realize I'm new here but is that #1 of 10 Top 20?

Is it the #1 20 part list of Top "Tens" with 9 to follow?

How does it all work?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the #1 list of 2012.

It's called a "top ten" because it used to only have ten girls on it, but I ended up going up to twenty because I have no self control or life. Someday it'll end up back on ten.

It's really better not to think about it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#2

1) Scarlett Johansson - New permanent number one. For real this time.
2) Imogen Poots - She's not QUITE on New Permanent Number One level YET but she's coming really close!
3) Anna Popplewell - She is lovely and English.
4) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - More like Mary Elizabeth NICEstead.
5) Karen Gillan - She's pretty and has hair.
6) Olivia Wilde - She scores highly on the "hotness scale" (if there was one.)
7) Natalie Portman -The Great Natalie Portman Comeback Of 2012 has begun!?
8) Anne Hathaway - I like her in many ways.
9) Hayley Atwell - Large pale breasts.
10) Gillian Jacobs - My brain is telling me to continue ranking her highly. Who am I to argue with my brain?
11) Katie McGrath - Same as above.
12) Emma Willis - She's really good looking. Even reading scripted wank jokes.
13) Rachel Riley - Brains and beauty!
14) Georgia Salpa - She'd probably be higher if she talked more.
15) Emma Stone - Good face.
16) Alice Levine - Pale skin, red hair.
17) Azita Ghanizada - Remember her from the tv show Alphas? She's good looking!
18) Lara Pulver - Remember her from last week?
19) Ellen Page - Remember her from being adorable?
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - GO ON THEN.

 

[Tisiphone]

Only three people I had to look up this time!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LET ME GUESS, all Big Brother related?

 

[Tisiphone]

YES

 

[curiousa2z]

PIX OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!

I am too lazy to go and google these people and besides they are here for their photogenic beauty, are they not?!
WACKY GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's too many of them and Google image search always gives unsatisfying results then I'll post the pics and people will say "WELL THEY DON'T LOOK THAT HOT TO ME" because it's hard to find good pics sometimes AND they look better in motion generally AND it's not a "hotness list" anyway OKAY GRRRRR!

But if you have any specific requests I could look for something I suppose.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#3

1) Natalie Portman - I think it's literally impossible for anyone to look better than a smiling Natalie Portman. She is nice.
2) Magda Apanowicz - She needs to be discovered again. Major star potential!
3) Charlize Theron - UNDERRATED.
4) Gillian Jacobs - I'm still thinking about her more than most others.
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I am attracted to her.
6) Rose Byrne - She is hot. And a good actress!
7) Anne Hathaway - Imagine how much higher she could have been if she'd went to the Golden Globes!
8) Karen Gillan - Nicest Scottish person.
9) Emma Stone - I like her now.
10) Scarlett Johansson - I am a fan.
11) Michelle Trachtenberg - Still not feeling full-on Trachtenfeelings again yet. But I like her features (eyes and nose.)
12) Emma Roberts - I've grown interested in her.
13) Georgia Salpa - She is nice!
14) Mila Kunis - She is pretty.
15) Azita Ghanizada - She tweets nice pics of herself sometimes.
16) Taylor Momsen - She's just hot.
17) Liz Bonnin - Attractive BBC science type person.
18) Morena Baccarin - Remember her.
19) Jordy Lucas - Large pale breasts.
20) Alice Levine - Pale everything (but not as large.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

#4

1) Anne Hathaway - New permanent number one! She's adorable.
2) Natalie Portman - I like Natalie Portman.
3) Kate Winslet - I just suddenly remembered how hot Kate Winslet is. This hot.
4) Emma Watson - I like Emma Watson again. Deal with it.
5) Charlize Theron - She is good looking.
6) Eva Green - Crazy french woman.
7) Gillian Jacobs - To be uncharacteristically blunt, I really like her breasts.
8) Karen Gillan - BURNS NIGHT SPECIAL RANKING (no, it's because she's nice.)
9) Olivia Wilde - I think last week was the first time in over a year she wasn't on the list and it felt wrong.
10) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Nice face.
11) Scarlett Johansson - Do I have to explain.
12) Emma Stone - She makes nice faces.
13) Emma Roberts - She's young.
14) Alice Levine - Pale.
15) Emma Willis - Cheekbones.
16) Avril Lavigne - Remember her!?
17) Valentina Novakovic - Breasts.
18) Ashleigh Brewer - Arms.
19) Lara Pulver - English.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm just not convinced that I even find her hot anymore and no amount of MIND GAMES are going to change that.

 

[Tisiphone]

Anne AND Emma. Woooooooohoooooooooooooo

 

[CaptainWacky]

Four of them.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Good on ya Emma Willis!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She was sexier when she was pregnant. YES I'VE SAID THAT BEFORE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bigger breasts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bigger breasts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#5

1) Kate Beckinsale - Okay, for some reason I decided I wasn't interested in her many years ago and didn't pay her any attention. Recently I saw some pics and thought she looked pretty fucking hot. So I did some research and found that, yes, she is pretty fucking hot. So yeah, I should have included her a lot sooner and really this whole list has been exposed as a sham. But it's kind of her own fault for not being in any good movies, really. Anyway, I like her now!
2) Olivia Wilde - I also like Olivia Wilde.
3) Charlize Theron - She's nice.
4) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I really like her eyes.
5) Natalie Portman - She's not unbeatable but NEVER COUNT HER OUT.
6) Magda Apanowicz - "Oh Magda" is right.
7) Gillian Jacobs - Underrated!
8) Valentina Novakovic - Yes I watched it yesterday and she looked really hot sorry.
9) Deborah Ann Woll - More like Deborah Ann Pale.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - Great skin.
11) Emma Willis - Enough wank jokes.
12) Avril Lavigne - She's lovely.
13) Emma Stone - She cute.
14) Emma Roberts - She too.
15) Alice Levine - Nice girl.
16) Kristina Shannon - It's a BB thing don't look it up.
17) Christina Hendricks - I don't know if you've noticed but she has huge breasts.
18) Gwyneth Paltrow - She is misunderstood.
19) Felicia Day - Aww.
20) Emilia Clarke - WITH FIRE AND BLOOD.