CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I was going to write an introduction explaining this list, why it exists, the criteria I use to judge. But I don't fully understand it myself. It's NOT a simple "hotness ranking", though "hotness" is certainly a factor. There's more to it than that! It's probably best decribed as a ranking of how well female celebrities are slotting into my mind, week by week. Every week's list is based on how I feel at the time I write it, but isn't necessarily based soley on material I've viewed in that week, more on what's going on in my mind that week. It's just a stupid list that means nothing, okay. It makes sense to me...kind of.
It's a new year, everything's reset and there's no point arguing with my rankings becasue they're based on MY BRAIN and I actually know my own brain better than you do.
#1
1) Olivia Wilde - I pretty much think she's the hottest woman, on the whole. She appeals the most to me. This doesn't mean she'll be the unchallenged number one for the rest of the year, of course!
2) Scarlett Johansson - She came close to being number one but just lost out. Possibly the hottest Jew!
3) Lara Pulver - She has arrived.
4) Hayley Atwell - She has gigantic breasts. While this list isn't soley based on such shallow observations, they certainly play a part!
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I just find her really nice.
6) Katie McGrath - She can look very seductive.
7) Gillian Jacobs - I like her more than Alison Brie. And I like Alison Brie quite a lot.
8) Alison Brie - I like Alison Brie quite a lot.
9) Rachel Riley - She's really good in every way.
10) Anna Popplewell - She popples well.
11) Imogen Poots - I strongly believer 2012 could be the "year of Poots". Or possibly 2013.
12) Marion Cotillard - She is a sexy french woman!
13) Natalie Portman - She has the most beautiful smile on the planet, bar none. But I haven't seen it for a while and my memories will eventually fade...
14) Gwyneth Paltrow - I think she's really good looking, quite frankly.
15) Emma Stone - She's really cute. One to watch!
16) Michelle Monaghan - Just another cute actress to add to the list then be forgotten when I never see her in a movie again. The dark side of these lists.
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's cute. I don't find her as hot as others at the moment.
18) Anne Hathaway - Again, not finding her HOT at the moment but she is adorable.
19) Ellen Page - SPEAKING OF ADORABLE...
20) Charlize Theron - She's good looking.
It's a new year, everything's reset and there's no point arguing with my rankings becasue they're based on MY BRAIN and I actually know my own brain better than you do.
#1
1) Olivia Wilde - I pretty much think she's the hottest woman, on the whole. She appeals the most to me. This doesn't mean she'll be the unchallenged number one for the rest of the year, of course!
2) Scarlett Johansson - She came close to being number one but just lost out. Possibly the hottest Jew!
3) Lara Pulver - She has arrived.
4) Hayley Atwell - She has gigantic breasts. While this list isn't soley based on such shallow observations, they certainly play a part!
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I just find her really nice.
6) Katie McGrath - She can look very seductive.
7) Gillian Jacobs - I like her more than Alison Brie. And I like Alison Brie quite a lot.
8) Alison Brie - I like Alison Brie quite a lot.
9) Rachel Riley - She's really good in every way.
10) Anna Popplewell - She popples well.
11) Imogen Poots - I strongly believer 2012 could be the "year of Poots". Or possibly 2013.
12) Marion Cotillard - She is a sexy french woman!
13) Natalie Portman - She has the most beautiful smile on the planet, bar none. But I haven't seen it for a while and my memories will eventually fade...
14) Gwyneth Paltrow - I think she's really good looking, quite frankly.
15) Emma Stone - She's really cute. One to watch!
16) Michelle Monaghan - Just another cute actress to add to the list then be forgotten when I never see her in a movie again. The dark side of these lists.
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's cute. I don't find her as hot as others at the moment.
18) Anne Hathaway - Again, not finding her HOT at the moment but she is adorable.
19) Ellen Page - SPEAKING OF ADORABLE...
20) Charlize Theron - She's good looking.