Top Tens For 2012

[CaptainWacky]

#6

1) Kate Beckinsale - I like her now. Sorry.
2) Scarlett Johansson - She's nice.
3) Olivia Wilde - I like her.
4) Imogen Poots - She's lovely.
5) Eva Green - I like her.
6) Charlize Theron - She's nice.
7) Magda Apanowicz - She's really nice.
8) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's lovely and I like her.
9) Evan Rachel Wood - Underrated.
10) Gillian Jacobs - She's awesome.
11) Liv Tyler - It's weird that I've never had her on the list before.
12) Cate Blanchett - Underrated?
13) Azita Ghanizada - She's nice.
14) Jessica Paré - She's lovely.
15) Natalie Portman - Is the dominion of the Natalie at an end?
16) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's nice.
17) Amber Benson - She's lovely.
18) Lauren Laverne - She's nice.
19) Anne Hathaway - I like her.
20) Emma Stone - She's nice.

 

[Tisiphone]

The return of Eva Green. AND HER BREASTICLES

 

[CaptainWacky]

And also her breasts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#7

1) Kate Beckinsale - Yeah, I'm never going to rank anyone else at number one ever again.
2) Scarlett Johansson - In a bikini.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - MAKING A COMEBACK?
4) Imogen Poots - She is beautiful.
5) Olivia Wilde - I like her.
6) Rachel Riley - Good in many ways.
7) Natalie Portman - She hasn't quite hit her stride yet since returning, but it's good to see her.
8) Christina Hendricks - Remember her?
9) Kat Dennings - She's similar to Christina Hendricks.
10) Liv Tyler - She has nice hair.
11) Valentina Novakovic - She's nice.
12) Mila Kunis - Underrated?
13) Gwyneth Paltrow - So she says silly things. All women do!
14) Emma Watson - She's nice.
15) Freya Mavor - Tentantive first ranking.
16) Amanda Seyfried - Eyes.
17) Lauren Cohan - She's nice.
18) Amy Acker - I like her.
19) Ashleigh Brewer - Good face.
20) Lauren Laverne

 

[Tisiphone]

Kate needs to always be in black leather.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

#20? Ugh. The only positive I can find in that is that it reminds me to watch 10 o'clock Live tonight, even though I'll undoubtedly end up forgetting I've even got the tv on and only remembering I was "watching" it when I hear the end title music.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jimmy Carr wear a funny outfit!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#8

1) Scarlett Johansson - I've been feeling ScarJo feelings lately. Almost certainly the hottest Jew (not racist.)
2) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I find her very attractive.
3) Kate Beckinsale - Her REIGN OF TERROR is at an end! For a week anyway.
4) Katie McGrath - She is super lovely.
5) Anna Popplewell - An English rose.
6) Olivia Wilde - She's hot.
7) Alison Brie - She's adorable.
8) Gemma Arterton - Yet another lovely pale English girl.
9) Magda Apanowicz - She is becoming one of my very favourites.
10) Imogen Poots - She is interesting.
11) Liv Tyler - I have no idea why it took my so long to start ranking her around tenth or eleventh every week, but I'm certainly commited to it now!
12) Amanda Seyfried - Lovely golden hair.
13) Valentina Novakovic - Large breasts.
14) Ashleigh Brewer - Great face.
15) Michelle Trachtenberg - Great skin.
16) Lena Headey - I like her.
17) Tricia Helfer - Remember her?
18) Amber Heard - She's nice.
19) Natalie Portman - I still love her the most.
20) Lauren Cohan - She's nice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#9

1) Natalie Portman - Even now she could cut through the rest of them like cake.
2) Olivia Wilde - She was already one of my favourites and now she seems to be getting EVEN HOTTER.
3) Kate Beckinsale - She gives me the horn.
4) Scarlett Johansson - This one a long time have I watched.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - The palest of chests.
6) Katie McGrath - Deserves more recognition.
7) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's lovely.
8) Amy Adams - She's cute.
9) Amanda Seyfried - She's adorable.
10) Kat Dennings - She's good.
11) Rose Byrne - I like her.
12) Gwyneth Paltrow - In a cape!
13) Rooney Mara - I'm going to include her so that in a few years when I notice that she's hot I don't say "I wish I'd included her a few years ago!" to myself.
14) Leighton Meester - Oh...why not...
15) Liv Tyler - Good hair.
16) Lauren Laverne - ALSO good hair.
17) Magda Apanowicz - She's lovely.
18) Lena Headey - I like her.
19) Janina Gavankar - She's nice.
20) Lauren Cohan

 

[CaptainWacky]

#10

1) Olivia Wilde - New Premanent Number One Status CONFIRMED.
2) Avril Lavigne - Holy shit she's hot. Just admit it.
3) Gillian Jacobs - She's just lovely.
4) Mila Kunis - UNDERRATED.
5) Natalie Portman - If you did a DNA test on her, you'd find she's more elf than human.
6) Kate Beckinsale - She's sexier than a cat.
7) Michelle Trachtenberg - I have a complicated relationship with Michelle Trachtenberg.
8) Holly Earl - Young English actress to look out for in the future!
9) Scarlett Johansson - Isn't just reading her name reason enough.
10) Amanda Seyfried - Imagine living with her hair.
11) Emilia Clarke - She's lovely.
12) Lauren Laverne - She's better at looking hot than being funny.
13) Rosa Mendes - Wrestling thing, ignore.
14) Maria Kanellis - Wrestling thing, ignore.
15) Summer Glau - She's still nice.
16) Christina Hendricks - A horrible invasion of privacy...
17) Valentina Novakovic - She's nice.
18) Olivia Munn - I don't quite know what to think of her but she is hot...
19) Magda Apanowicz - Oh Magda.
20) Lauren Cohan - She's got the number 20 slot sewn up!

 

[Tisiphone]

Although I disagree with number one (I don't get the fascination men have with her) but hello Kate Beckinsale.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF BEAUTY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Happy birthday Olivia Wilde (28)!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#11

1) Olivia Wilde - I really like her.
2) Kate Beckinsale - I find her sexually attractive.
3) Eva Green - She is beautiful.
4) Gillian Jacobs - She has a very animated face.
5) Avril Lavigne - Cute!
6) Scarlett Johansson - I like her in many ways.
7) Lydia Wilson - Talented young English actress to watch out for!
8) Holly Earl - See above (but a bit younger!)
9) Mila Kunis - UNDERRATED.
10) Laura Vandervoort - I liked her face.
11) Sarah Jones - She was nice in Alcatraz (jury's still out on the show.)
12) Alison Brie - She's lovely.
13) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I am a fan of this actress.
14) Imogen Poots - She's nice.
15) Odette Annable - She's nice in House.
16) Natalie Portman - She's not my unquestioned number one on a week to week basis, but she is still my overall number one and all-time favourite. If that makes sense (it doesn't.)
17) Summer Glau - Cute.
18) Valentina Novakovic - She's nice.
19) Lauren Cohan - She is nice.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's good.

 

[headvoid]

I'm wondering if this is a Portman low spot? Has she ever been lower?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Yes!

(that was last year)

 

[headvoid]

He's such a better statistician than I ever was. I hate him.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Here, updated for 2012:

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Something weird has been happening since Week 5 of this year!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Something weird has been happening since Week 5 of this year!