Top Tens For 2012

[CaptainWacky]

#15

1) Amanda Seyfried - Can she make it a record breaking four weeks in a row next week!? (Record breaking for this year, it's no doubt been done before.)
2) Scarlett Johansson -She is nearly the best!
3) Anne Hathaway - Late breaking high ranking for Catwoman reasons.
4) Natalie Portman - She's nearly as cute as a penguin from Super Mario Galaxy.
5) Kat Dennings - She's got it going on.
6) Gillian Jacobs - Her face has singular qualities.
7) Christina Hendricks - It's her breasts. Let's face it. (Her face is nice too.)
8) Carice Van Houten - Give yourself to the Lord of Light.
9) Rachel Riley - I like her.
10) Charlize Theron - She is attractive.
11) Jessica Paré - She's good.
12) Eva Green - French.
13) Lena Headey - I like her.
14) Odette Annable - She is hot.
15) Olivia Wilde - Dropping down the rankings!?
16) Sarah Jones - She's pretty.
17) Valentina Novakovic - She's Australian.
18) Emma Stone - Cute.
19) Taylor Momsen - I like how she looks sorry.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's nice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#16

1) Scarlett Johansson - BACK ON TOP.
2) Natalie Portman - She's sending you a secret message with sign language.
3) Gillian Jacobs - The finest comedic actress of her generation.
4) Gemma Arterton - She's probably the best English girl!
5) Amanda Seyfried - She had a good run on top!
6) Anne Hathaway - The CAT who got the CREAM (I don't know.)
7) Olivia Wilde - One of my favourites, with any hair colour.
8) Eva Green - Eva-ry week (every week.)
9) Emma Stone - Cute like a cute person.
10) Jessica Paré - Good face.
11) Hayley Atwell - Another nice English actress with similar features to Gemma Arterton.
12) Morena Baccarin - Remember her?
13) Krysten Ritter - New entry!
14) Alison Brie - She's nicer in real life than in tv shows, strangely.
15) Emma Watson - Legs.
16) Odette Annable - She is nice.
17) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I like her face.
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her.
19) Valentina Novakovic - Yes.
20) Kate Beckinsale - More like Kate Tootannedinsale.

 

[Tisiphone]

Gemma AND Emma. Woot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#17

1) Scarlett Johansson - She's the best looking.
2) Katie McGrath - UNDERRATED.
3) Amanda Seyfried - Her face.
4) Gillian Jacobs - Her Britta face.
5) Olivia Wilde - On a good day she's almost impossible to beat.
6) Kate Beckinsale - She has drawn me back in.
7) Amy Acker - She's still hot.
8) Natalie Portman - She is always in my heart.
9) Mila Kunis - She's hot.
10) Jessica Paré - EAT YOUR SHERBERT.
11) Peyton List - Underrated!
12) Alison Brie - More like Cuteison Cute.
13) Krysten Ritter - For Hambil!
14) Dreama Walker - CUTE.
15) Emilia Clarke - She'll burn your cities, but look cute as she does.
16) Gemma Arterton - She's curvy.
17) Avril Lavigne - I'd tickle her.
18) Natalie Dormer - Yet another new person to keep track of.
19) Hayley Atwell - More like something about breasts.
20) Carice Van Houten - Had a baby!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Carly Rae Jepsen

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is she jailbait?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

26

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ah! So the bangs are strategic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd probably have to encounter her naturally.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I encountered her at the AV Club.

Here's an example of her oeuvre.
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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hate songs where it takes half a minute for you to realize where the downbeat is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Should Arrested Development vidoes ever be that un-ironic?

 

[CaptainWacky]

#18

1) Scarlett Johansson - This is starting to become a PERMANENT arrangement?
2) Amanda Seyfried - She's more pretty than a pony.
3) Katie McGrath - UNDERRATED.
4) Jessica Paré - On the rise.
5) Gillian Jacobs - For the win.
6) Anne Hathaway - She's adaptable.
7) Charlize Theron - She has a striking face.
8) Emilia Clarke - I'd marry her for her dragons.
9) Natalie Portman - Natalie Portman.
10) Roxanne McKee - She is attractive in GOT!
11) Olivia Wilde - Not sure about her make-up choices lately.
12) Alison Brie - She's a hot potato.
13) Dreama Walker - CUTE.
14) Krysten Ritter - Pale.
15) Anna Chlumsky - Oh, why not!
16) Sarah Jones - Pretty.
17) Natalie Dormer - She wants to be THE queen.
18) Gemma Arterton - She's nice.
19) Kate Beckinsale - Sexy.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - There are still Trachtenfeelings inside me...somewhere...

 

[CaptainWacky]

#19

1) Scarlett Johansson - Just as The Avengers is breaking box office records, Scarlett is breaking Top Tens For 2012 records by making it FOUR WEEKS at number one!
2) Kat Dennings - She has gigantic breasts.
3) Cobie Smulders - New entry!
4) Amanda Seyfried - Live action Princess Zelda.
5) Katie McGrath - UNDERRATED.
6) Gillian Jacobs - She looked hot with Starburns on. That's impressive.
7) Kate Beckinsale - She's hot.
8) Dreama Walker - She's really cute.
9) Krysten Ritter - Pale legs.
10) Jessica Paré - I like her.
11) Gwyneth Patlrow - STILL GOT IT.
12) Alison Brie - Cuter than Kitten Cam!?
13) Eva Green - Pale French lady from France.
14) Charlize Theron - She's tall.
15) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's got a nose on her face.
16) Natalie Portman - There's a special place in my heart for Natalie Portman that means more than this list ever could.
17) Olivia Wilde - I'm not sure why she's dropping. I'm sure she'll be on the rise again soon.
18) Emilia Clarke - She says "with fire and blood" too much.
19) Lena Headey - Cheekbones.
20) Anna Chlumsky - She's nice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#20

1) Scarlett Johansson - Yes, again, sorry. I like her!
2) Natalie Portman - I came really close to having Natalie at number one this week but ultimately I'm just leaning ever so slightly more towards Scarlett at the moment and that must be refelected in the rankings.
3) Jessica Paré - Mad Men has kind of felt like the Jessica Paré show lately...and I like it!?
4) Charlize Theron - She stands out.
5) Katie McGrath - UNDERRATED.
6) Anne Hathaway - She's nice.
7) Cobie Smulders - It's a shame I probably won't see her again until Avengers 2!
8) Gillian Jacobs - Oh, Britta's in this?
9) Kate Beckinsale - I just think she's hot.
10) Amanda Seyfried - She's cutetastic.
11) Dreama Walker - Hot hot jam.
12) Eva Green - She's still got it.
13) Oona Chaplin - Yet another nice Game Of Thrones girl to add to the collection (I probably could do a top ten by now.)
14) Emilia Clarke - She's well established.
15) Alison Brie - She'd be nice to cuddle.
16) Anna Chlumsky - She's a good comedy actress.
17) Sarah Jones - Her massive breasts were not enough to save Alcatraz.
18) Krysten Ritter - Legs.
19) Olivia Wilde - Yeah she still hasn't made that comeback yet.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - OH, WHY NOT.

 

[Tisiphone]

Krysten Ritter was on "Live with Kelly" today. She really is adorable.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#21

1) Gillian Jacobs - She's got that face.
2) Scarlett Johansson - I find her very appealing in many ways.
3) Gemma Arterton - UNDERRATED.
4) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - So nice they named her twice?
5) Cobie Smulders - She is good looking.
6) Valentina Novakovic - Well deserved return!
7) Oona Chaplin - Nice bum.
8) Dreama Walker - Cute.
9) Jessica Paré - She threw a plate.
10) Krysten Ritter - Really long legs.
11) Christina Hendricks - Surprise, there's an airplane here to see you!
12) Charlize Theron - She is nice.
13) Lena Meyer-Landrut - FOR TOMTREK.
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's pale.
15) Odette Annable
16) Natalie Portman - I like her as a person.
17) Kate Beckinsale - She's English.
18) Kat Dennings - Sometimes I find her hotter than other times. Confusing.
19) Olivia Wilde - I don't know.
20) Alison Brie - Making the list a Community sandwich.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#22

1) Gillian Jacobs - The only choice for number one this week.
2) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Leggy leg legs.
3) Scarlett Johansson - She is lovely.
4) Kate Beckinsale - Her bum.
5) Dreama Walker - Cute!
6) Krysten Ritter - Legs.
7) Anne Hathaway - Some kind of cat reference here.
8) Charlize Theron - She's tall.
9) Gemma Arterton - UNDERRATED.
10) Natalie Portman - I kind of wish I could just have Natalie as my permanent number one and this list didn't have to exist...but I can't and it does.
11) Rachel Nichols - Star of the hit series Continuum!
12) Anna Chlumsky - She's nice!
13) Kat Dennings - Inconsistent, but really good when she's really good.
14) Olivia Wilde - Clawing her way back up.
15) Lena Headey - A bit of rape.
16) Jessica Paré
17) Laura Vandervoort - She's a super girl (how many times have I typed this witless comment?)
18) Alison Brie - I'd cuddle her.
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has skin.
20) Kristen Stewart - I found her attractive years ago then everyone hated her and I lost interest and she's a bit weird but I kind of like her sorry actually no I'm not sorry it's my list and really you should understand that by now okay.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#23

1) Natalie Portman - She is the nicest person ever.
2) Kate Beckinsale - She has a perfect body.
3) Emilia Clarke - Dany always looks really hot in season finales.
4) Gillian Jacobs - Her face in motion is what I call a "Natalie level" face in motion.
5) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I just find her very attractive.
6) Charlize Theron - She's beautiful.
7) Mila Kunis - Her face is good to look at.
8) Rachel Nichols - I like her now!
9) Anne Hathaway - She's just lovely.
10) Gemma Arterton - UNDERRATED.
11) Kat Dennings - She has many admirable qualities.
12) Alison Brie - She is cute.
13) Anna Chlumsky - Really good face.
14) Jessica Paré - I like her.
15) Hayley Atwell - Big breasts.
16) Lena Headey - Good EVIL face.
17) Scarlett Johansson - See it's that old thing where I rank someone at the top for ages then suddenly think "maybe I'm overrating her!" and she drops but she'll probably climb back up.
18) Magda Apanowicz - She's radical!
19) Carice Van Houten - Hot witch.
20) Emma Stone - Husky voice.

 

[headvoid]

I'm generally liking the Charlize Theron quotient at the moment.