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Top Tens for 2015

#19

1) Emma Roberts - She has shot back to the "one of the best girls" level in spectacular pale fashion.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Still the best girl.
3) Elle Fanning - A walking angel.
4) Anne Hathaway - She wore a dress with a hood!
5) Scarlett Johansson - She is one of the best people ever.
6) Chloe Grace Moretz - Sorry but she's cuter than some people who are themselves really really cute.
7) Alison Brie - Alison Brie is one of the best girls.
8) Gillian Jacobs - I like how her face exists.
9) Sophie Turner - It's good when she wears jeans.
10) Rose McIver - More like iCutie!
11) Cobie Smulders - The phrase "Cobie Smulders is great" is not used often enough.
12) Elizabeth Olsen - Her face is great.
13) Elizabeth Henstridges - Simmons for the win.
14) Imogen Poots - She's still Pooting!
15) Hayley Atwell - Give her a second season you shits.
16) Kristen Stewart - I find her very attractive.
17) Olivia Wilde - She is wild!
18) Amy Acker - It's good how Amy Acker is even more attractive today than in Angel season 4 where she's also really attractive.
19) Adrianne Palicki - Happy birthday!
20) Rila Fukushima - Her face is great.
21) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Curvy.
22) Charli XCX - She is XCXcellent.
23) Amy Manson - She's Scottish.
24) Chloe Bennet - I like her.
25) Brie Larson - The second best girl with "Brie" in her name.
26) Abigail Breslin - She's cute.
27) Jessica Henwick - The best Sand Snake!
28) Amber Benson - I like her face a lot.
29) Hailee Steinfeld - It's good that she's best friends with Sophie Turner.
30) Nicole Beharie - She is good.
 
#20

1) Emma Roberts - If you like beauitful pale smiling girls you must love Emma Roberts!
2) Abigail Breslin - She's so cute and I bet cats love being cuddled by her.
3) Gillian Jacobs - She looks good in a giant hand.
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her stunningly attractive face.
5) Elle Fanning - She is actually human cuteness.
6) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like this lovely English actress a lot!
7) Chloe Grace Moretz - So beautiful just walking around airports and stuff and you can't fake that!
8) Anna Hopkins - She's actually underrated as fuck.
9) Rose McIver - McIver (I have a) crush on her!
10) Anna Kendrick - She's so fucking short.
11) Natalie Portman - Making a LONG AWAITED return to list action!
12) Imogen Poots - I like the way she Poots.
13) Ellen Page - Her face is great.
14) Sophie Turner - She's the best Girl of Thrones.
15) Alison Brie - She's the best Girl of Brie.
16) Adrianne Palicki - I like how tall and hot she is.
17) Willa Holland - More like Willa Hotland.
18) Charlize Theron - She is beautiful.
19) Maisie Williams - She's a Cutie McDuck.
20) Kristen Stewart - I find her very attractive.
21) Eva Green - Her face is nice.
22) Elizabeth Olsen - Remmber when we thought the Olsen twins were the only Olsens.
23) Charlotte Hope - She is pretty.
24) Kat Dennings - I guess we don't see her much because I'm not thinking about her as much lately.
25) Taylor Swift - She is Swifty
26) Hailee Steinfeld - She is sweet.
27) Charli XCX - She's XCXellent.
28) Emma Stone - She's Stonetastic.
29) Kate Upton - I like her.
30) Caitlin Stasey - She's a good one.
 
#21

1) Abigail Breslin - This will forever be remembered as The Week of Breslin.
2) Gillian Jacobs - I love Gillian Jacobs.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her face knows how to be a face.
4) Taylor Swift - I self identify as a Taylor Swift fan.
5) Kat Dennings - She is one of the ULTIMATE GIRLS.
6) Emma Roberts - I like her pale shoulders.
7) Anna Hopkins - She's pretty much a top level girl but without top level exposure.
8) Sophie Turner - Sansa deserves nice love.
9) Elle Fanning - A pale angel.
10) Chloe Grace Moretz - Nope there's literally no chance of me ever not consdering Chloe Grace Moretz a top level girl.
11) Willa Holland - She looked good in her super hero costume.
12) Alison Brie - She's one of the Briest (best) girls!
13) Rose McIver - I like her she's a zombie.
14) Gemma Arterton - It's amazing that she looks that good only eating gummy worms.
15) Zoe de Grand'Maison - Or ZdGM as she likes to be known.
16) Maisie Williams - They call her Cutie Maisie Williams for a reason!
17) Hayley Atwell - Her face is really good.
18) Eva Green - She's a very good actress.
19) Emma Stone - She's a Stone cold stunner!
20) Ksenia Solo - I'll debut her here thanks.
21) Natalie Portman - Sometimes she looks like the Natalie of old, sometimes...not as much.
22) Anna Kendrick - She's good and short.
23) Alexandra Daddario - One to watch.
24) Taissa Farmiga - Her face is really good.
25) Avril Lavigne - It's good to see her alive.
26) Christina Hendricks - Mad Men is over BUT NOT HER BREASTS.
27) Adrianne Palicki - She's tall!
28) Elizabeth Henstridge - I hope Simmons something something something sex alien.
29) Charli XCX - She's Charlicellent!
30) Tatiana Maslany - I like her.
 
#22

1) Rose McIver - She has MORE THAN EARNED her first ever number one ranking I think you'll agree!
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face is so great and I regret any week where I ever ranked her low on the list.
3) Gillian Jacobs - I want a Britta hug.
4) Abigail Breslin - She is one of the best girls ever.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her eyebrows are the top eyebrows.
6) Taylor Swift - She is one of the world's greatest humans.
7) Rosabell Laurenti Sellers - A great debut!
8) Emma Roberts - She's great looking.
9) Elle Fanning - Elle Fanning candids are some of the best candids.
10) Anna Hopkins - She's one of the best girls.
11) Eva Green - She is delightful.
12) Alison Brie - I'd watch her "lost lover" footage.
13) Elizabeth Olsen - Her face is great.
14) Sophie Turner - She's a head "turner".
15) Kristen Stewart - She seems to keep getting better.
16) Natalie Portman - Her smile lights up the world.
17) Emily Kinney - More like Emily Kuttie!?
18) Tatiana Maslany - She is great as several different people.
19) Hailee Steinfeld - More like Hottee Steinfeld!
20) Hayley Atwell - She's cutetastic.
21) Emma Stone - She's Stonetastic.
22) Jennifer Lawrence - Her hips are great.
23) Rachel Riley - She's great.
24) Anna Chlumsky - She has great arms.
25) Zoe de Grand'Maison - I don't even have to look up her name anymore!
26) Alexandra Daddario - Or AlexDad!?!?!
27) Aly Michalka - Yeah, why not.
28) Ksenia Solo - Is she related to Han?
29) Kat Dennings - We don't see her enough.
30) Amanda Seyfried - I like her but on a lower priority to others.
 
#23

1) Elle Fanning - Begun, the Era of Elle has.
2) Gillian Jacobs - Goodbye, Britta. And thank you.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - She certainly has a bottom!
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face is nicer than a kitten's face.
5) Rose McIver - It's good that Rose McIver is one of the best girls.
6) Imogen Poots - There is nobody Pootsier.
7) Jenna Coleman - Sometimes I forget how great her face is then I see her face and remember!
8) Emma Roberts - Seriously though her shoulders are beautiful.
9) Anjli Mohindra - She's still out there and she's still great and deserves recognition.
10) Abigail Breslin - I like Abigail Breslin and Abigail Breslin's nose.
11) Hayley Atwell - Her face is a really really good face.
12) Anna Hopkins - She continues to impress.
13) Sophie Turner - She likes lemon cakes (I assume.)
14) Jade-Martina Lynch - Yes I always regret putting Big Brother housemates on this list. No that's not going to stop me.
15) Genvieve Buechner - I like her!
16) Hailee Steinfeld - She's a ball of cute.
17) Laura Prepon - I like Laura Prepon and her qualities.
18) Anna Chlumsky - She has crazy eyes.
19) Kat Dennings - We don't see enough of Kat Dennings!
20) Alison Brie - Goodbye, Annie. And NIPPLE DIPPERS.
21) Freema Agyeman - It's good that she is still Freema Agyeman!
22) Ellen Page - Her face is great.
23) Anna Kendrick - Everyone likes Anna Kendrick surely.
24) Maisie Williams - I liked Arya's new hair.
25) Anna Popplewell - She's still Poppling!
26) Elizabeth Olsen - I like Lizzie Olsen.
27) Eva Green - She's French!
28) Aly Michalka - Michalka is a hard name to remember.
29) Emma Stone - She's a super cutie.
30) Natalie Portman - Yeah why not!
 
#24

1) Elle Fanning - She's crushing it. No one else was even considered for the number one spot.
2) Kat Dennings - She is a gothic beauty!
3) Abigail Breslin - She is a Breslin beauty!
4) Rose McIver - Goodbye, Liv Moore. And see you in the Fall!
5) Hayley Atwell - She acts well!
6) Laura Prepon - She's gone from "hot" to "fucking hot" at quite an alarming rate!
7) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her face and the parts making up her face.
8) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face isn't excatly uncute!
9) Freema Agyeman - It's good how she is willing to take her clothes off if the part requires it.
10) Gillian Jacobs - I miss Britta ALREADY.
11) Jade-Martina Lynch - Her smile is very nice.
12) Anna Hopkins - Her face is great.
13) Magda Apanowicz - It's good that she's still Magda Apanowicz.
14) Rosabell Laurenti Sellers - She's one of the best Girls of Thrones.
15) Imogen Poots - I like Pooting (putting) her on this list.
16) Tuppence Middleton - I like this debuting girl.
17) Laci Green - Does she wear the glasses or do they wear her?
18) Emily Kinney - She is Emily Kutie really.
19) Nathalie Emmanuel - I should include her more often.
20) Maisie Williams - "Cute" seems to be what I like now!?
21) Taissa Farmiga - I'm just going to say "cute" again okay.
22) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like her.
23) Jessica Henwick - She turned out to be the second hottest Sand Snake I guess.
24) Valentina Novakovic - She's still got it.
25) Dakota Fanning - There's no disgrace in being the second best Fanning.
26) Tatiana Maslany - I like her in various roles.
27) Kate Upton - In terms of blonde swimsuit models with big breasts she's pretty great!
28) Adelaide Kane - I like her.
29) Olivia Wilde - I like her but I think my tastes have changed since the time I REALLY liked her?
30) Taylor Swift - She is a good person with cats.
 
#25

1) Elle Fanning - Yes, it's happened. New permament number one forever.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She'd be number one if I didn't have a new permament number one. But I do. She's stil great!
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - One of the most beautiful human beings ever.
4) Hayley Atwell - She's one of the best girls!
5) Imogen Poots - Her Pootsiness is rising again!
6) Jade-Martina Lynch - Don't evict Jade you mooks.
7) Taylor Swift - She is fierce.
8) Kat Dennings - Continues to be a gothic beauty.
9) Anna Hopkins - She is beautiful.
10) Rosabell Laurenti Sellers - Something about "bad pussy"? I don't know. She's really pretty!
11) Rose McIver - I still haven't forgotten Rose McIver!
12) Amber Benson - She's still one of the best girls.
13) Laura Prepon - Preps on.
14) Anne Hathaway - It's good to see Anne Hathaway again.
15) Freema Agyeman - Her face is great.
16) Taissa Farmiga - She's an underrated super cutie.
17) Sophie Turner - She is nice!
18) Abigail Breslin - Her face can be really great.
19) Danielle Panabaker - Panabaker's gotta Panabake.
20) Gillian Jacobs - I hope she continues to exist.
21) Anna Chlumsky - I like her.
22) Dakota Fanning - She's got that pale Fanning stomach!
23) Zoe de Grand'Maison - Gracie is cute.
24) Genevieve Buechner - She's good with cats.
25) Eva Green - She is beautiful.
26) Kimiko Glenn - I find her cute.
27) Maisie Williams - Her face is great.
28) Emma Roberts - She is good.
29) Ming-Na Wen - It's good how good she is.
30) Charlotte Hope - I don't think she'l be returning to GOT next season.
 
She writes books now, but sometimes she reads them publically so there's pics or she'll present an award to Jane Espenson with Tricia Helfer. SHE'S STILL OUT THERE.
 
#26

1) Elle Fanning - Remember when I used to rank other girls at number one? That's over with!
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - She is literally love in human form.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her face continues to impress!
4) Abigail Breslin - I like all aspects of her appearance.
5) Anna Hopkins - Okay she's definitely one of the best girls it's not even a questin.
6) Sophie Turner - She's the best Girl of Thrones but also one of the best girls in general!
7) Hayley Atwell - Hayley Atwell has small breasts...IN BIZARRO LAND.
8) Ellen Page - She's the best Canadian girl in all of Canada.
9) Jade-Martina Lynch - Seriously why would you evict someone who looks like this.
10) Kat Dennings - I like that Kat Dennings is a girl who exists in the world.
11) Amber Benson - I love Amber Benson okay!
12) Imogen Poots - I like the way she Poots.
13) Magda Apanowicz - I like the way she Apanowiczs!
14) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Her looks are good looks.
15) Taylor Swift - She can do anything.
16) Emily Kinney - She's so small and cute that she might as well be a hobbit but cuter?
17) Kimiko Glenn - Cute as duck.
18) Rachel McAdams - Finally getting some recognition from me! Probably should have happened sooner.
19) Dakota Fanning - She is a fine representative of the Fanning brand.
20) Laura Preon - She's good.
21) Gillian Jacobs - I hope we see her somewhere soon.
22) Zoe de Grand'Maison - Gracie is good.
23) Amanda Seyfried - Making a comeback!
24) Jaime Murray - I like her.
25) Stephanie Leonidas - She's a cutie.
26) Taissa Farmiga - Should I stop calling girls "cute" so much?
27) Maisie Williams - She met the Keeper of Things!
28) Nathalie Emmanuel - Underrated.
29) Rose McIver - I miss her.
30) Emma Roberts - She's good but not Abigail Breslin level good.
 
#27

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - Actually it turns out Chloe is the unquestioned best girl. Sorry about the confusion earlier.
2) Kat Dennings - I love Kat Dennings the way Kat Dennings loves cats.
3) Magda Apanowicz - It's always great to see Magda and her pale arms!
4) Sophie Turner - She's a head Turner!
5) Emma Roberts - Well hello there.
6) Elle Fanning - I like how she's an angel.
7) Abigail Breslin - She is one of the best girls.
8) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good when she has lips on Instagram.
9) Emily Kinney - She's pale as fuck.
10) Hayley Atwell - I am a part of Agent Carter fandom.
11) Charli XCX - She's actually really good.
12) Rachel McAdams - She has a nice bum.
13) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like the way she looks.
14) Dakota Fanning - She's got that Fanning stomach!
15) Ellen Page - I like her.
16) Katharine Isabelle - I forgot how good she is.
17) Taylor Swift - Bow down to the queen.
18) Kate Mara - She's really nice.
19) Amber Benson - One of the best ever.
20) Tao Okamoto - Yes I'm just going to add new people forever.
21) Emilia Clarke - She is cute.
22) Anita Rani - Cute but obscure choice!
23) Katherine Ryan - I like her.
24) Anna Hopkins - Defiance's writing doesn't help her?
25) Caroline Dhavernas - She's pale!
 
#28

1) Abigail Breslin - She deserves a number one ranking! She's great.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - Probably the female celebrity I think about the most.
3) Elle Fanning - She's sweeter than sweet kitten soup.
4) Kat Dennings - She literally designs patterns in Animal Crossing that's really cool.
5) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - One of the best looking girls.
6) Hayley Atwell - It's good that we've seen so much of her face lately.
7) Imogen Poots - Nobody Poots like Imogen Poots.
8) Magda Apanowicz - It's good to have new Magda pics still relatively fresh in my mind for once.
9) Charli XCX - She is XCXcellent!
10) Genevieve Buechner - UNDERRATED.
11) Emma Roberts - Paletastic.
12) Emily Kinney - She is a master of cute.
13) Rachel McAdams - Her bum has been quite the discovery for me.
14) Maisie Williams - I love Maisie Williams.
15) Taylor Swift - I am a Swiftie.
16) Kristen Stewart - In jeans.
17) Stephanie Leonidas - It would be good to have more pics of her without Irisa makeup.
18) Zoe de Grand'Maison - Zoe the grand cutie!
19) Katharine Isabelle - She's good.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like Michelle Trachtenberg.
21) Sophie Turner - She met Taylor Swift!
22) Lauren Cohan - I like her.
23) Krysten Ritter - I continue to like set pics from Jessica Jones.
24) Maria Kanellis - She's an attractive wrestling personality OKAY.
25) Amy Acker - Her face is great.

THIS WEEKEND (or later if plans change WHICH THEY MIGHT) I will present to the world the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 13. If perfection is achieved then this will have been the last top ten ever and, finally, I will be able to rest...
 
A CLEAN SLATE, A NEW START, the Wacky Hot One Hundred is gone but now we count down to the next one. The road goes ever on.

#29

1) Abigail Breslin - No one's beating her at the moment. Maybe they never will!
2) Rachel McAdams - A new obsession for a new beginning. She's lovely. I should have noticed sooner.
3) Sophie Turner - She's back to being my favourite Girl of Thrones after eating a lollipop at Comic Con.
4) Maisie Williams - But Maisie is right there behind her being super cute!
5) Magda Apanowicz - Magda Apanowicz existing in "new images" form is a delight!
6) Hayley Atwell - She is great.
7) Amber Benson - Yeah she's actually one of the best girls.
8) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is one of the best faces to ever be a face.
9) Rose McIver - I like this zombie!
10) Hailee Steinfeld - I actually think her face is great!?
11) Natalie Dormer - She's sexy, I find her sexy.
12) Anna Hopkins - Her lips exist.
13) Ellen Page - Her face is also a remarkable face.
14) Elle Fanning - She is a cutie mcduck of the highest order.
15) Taylor Swift - She is the new queen, burn the old queen.
16) Emily Kinney - I like how ridiculously cute she is.
17) Jenna Coleman - She's great.
18) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like this English lady.
19) Kristen Stewart - She's so cool.
20) Kat Dennings - I love Kat Dennings.
21) Caitlin Fitzgerlad - It's good to see her again.
22) Michelle Trachtenberg - And so begins another cycle of Tomtrek worrying about my ranking of Michelle even though she was number one on the WHOH with a THOUSAND POINT LEAD so really he should just let me do what I want and chill out probably.
23) Chloe Grace Moretz - I love her but she's been overshadowed lately.
24) Caroline Dhavernas - She's good and pale.
25) Jade-Martina Lynch - BB housemates have their time.
26) Amy Acker - Her face!
27) Elizabeth Gillies - I think she might be one to watch...
28) Kirsten Dunst - She's good.
29) Emma Roberts - Yeah she's not on Abigail Breslin's level sorry.
30) Hannah Murray - She's adorable.

http://femalecelebrityoftheday.tumblr.com/ is also still a thing.
 
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