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Top Tens for 2015

#42

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Kicking off her thirties as unquestionably the best girl and nobody else even comes close? Yep, it's happened!
2) Gillian Jacobs - Number one and two on the WHOH are number one and two this week? Sure, why not!
3) Abigail Breslin - She's super cute and great!
4) Emma Roberts - Her face is great.
5) Chloe Bennet - She has risen to the most attractive I've ever found her!
6) Ellen Page - I love the short Canadian actress Ellen Page.
7) Kat Dennings - She's great.
8) Hailee Steinfeld - I'm glad I became rabidly pro Steinfeld. I like it.
9) Magda Apanowicz - So the chances of ever seeing Magda again are beginning to decrease...
10) Rose McIver - The cutest zombie.
11) Camren Bicondova - She is beautiful.
12) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Her MEWity impresses me.
13) Caitlin Stasey - I am a fan of Caitlin Stasey!
14) Elle Fanning - What if she legally changed her name to "Cutie McDuck"?
15) Rachel Nichols - She was good in the tv show Continuum which is finished now.
16) Katherine Ryan - She is a beautiful Canadian.
17) Elizabeth Henstridge - Stop with the other subplots and just focus on Simmons for now okay?
18) Willa Holland- She's the best Arrowverse girl.
19) Billie Lourd- YEAH, WHY NOT.
20) Sophie Turner - She's good in a ball room.
21) Margaret Qualley - She's the best Leftoversverse girl.
22) Charli XCX - XCXcellent.
23) Avril Lavigne - I like her face.
24) Alanna Masterson - She's probably my favourite Walking Dead girl now?
25) Anita Rani - She's nice.

Female Celebrity Of The Day is still a thing.
 
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#43

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She made it easy again!
2) Kat Dennings - She is one of the best girls ever.
3) Jenna Coleman - Her face is exceptionally pretty!
4) Emma Roberts - Emma Roberts is great and looks great!
5) Abigail Breslin - You could say the same about Abigail Breslin!
6) Chloe Grace Moretz - YEP back to feeling Moretz Feelings and I'm happy about that.
7) Chloe Bennet - Yes that's two girls named Chloe!
8) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Her MEW level has risen higher than ever!
9) Hailee Steinfeld - She's pretty well established as one of my favourites now.
10) Charli XCX - She's actually great!?
11) Leanne Lapp - Yeah! I wish she was my evil roommate.
12) Rose McIver - She is the nicest zombie.
13) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like her.
14) Liv Tyler - She's back!
15) Gillian Jacobs - I hope she had a good birthday.
16) Billie Lourd - Her voice is great.
17) Elle Fanning - Her stomach is great.
18) Camren Bicondvoa - Is she a girl or is she a cat? OR BOTH?
19) Sophie Turner- I have to stop saying things like "she's great" so much.
20) Lauren Cohan - Good breasts.
21) Joey King - She's a Cutie McDuck.
22) Katherine Ryan - Her face is, yes, great.
23) Skyler Samuels - She's nice.
24) Jess Weixler - Cute Trachtenfriend.
25) Alanna Masterson - Underrated.
 
#44

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - I don't think anyone else has earned a number one weekly ranking yet!
2) Elizabeth Henstridge - She had a great week!
3) Kat Dennings - Still one of the best girls ever!
4) Jenna Coleman - Still an exceptionally pretty face!
5) Sarah Silverman - She has really big breasts!
6) Elle Fanning - She's either an angel or an elf.
7) Magda Apanowicz - I like her face. Her face is great.
8) Chloe Grace Moretz - She is one of the best girls.
9) Margaret Qualley - She's actually really beautiful.
10) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like her and her Instagram account.
11) Charli XCX - She's actually fucking hot.
12) Maisie Williams - I like that her breasts are a thing.
13) Rose McIver - I like her.
14) Alison Brie - She's actually really good, maybe even underrated!
15) Emma Roberts - She's great.
16) Abigail Breslin - Why no Scream Queens this week, HUH?
17) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's MEWtiful.
18) Kristen Stewart - I no longer think she's the best girl but I still think she's great.
19) Peyton Roi List - Still one to watch!
20) Ellen Page - This girl is short and cute!
21) Chloe Bennet - I like her.
22) Rachel Nichols - She's good.
23) Malese Jow - One to watch!
24) Leanne Lapp - Good hair.
25) Peyton List - Not to be confused with Peyton Roi List.
 
#45

1) Jenna Coleman - She came close to getting a number one ranking the last couple of weeks and this week I think she deserves it so here she is her face is great.
2) Magda Apanowicz - Sometimes I have a moment when I just realise "holy shit Magda Apanowicz."
3) Elle Fanning - I like everything about Elle Fanning.
4) Rachel McAdams - I think she is beautiful.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - It is good to see her face in motion every day.
6) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - It's good that she has access to an Instagram account.
7) Abigail Breslin - I love the lovely Abigail Breslin.
8) Peyton Roi List - I think she's great.
9) Katherine Ryan - She's fucking hot.
10) Ariel Winter - She seems like one to watch!
11) Leanne Lapp - Rising FAST.
12) Elizabeth Henstridge - I do love Elizabeth Henstridge.
13) Kat Dennings - Or Kat Dennings.
14) Lily Collins - Underrated!
15) Maisie Williams - She's Maisie hot!
16) Anna Hopkins - Let's not forget how great Anna Hopkins is just because she's not on tv anymore okay?
17) Gillian Jacobs - I haven't forgotten about Gillian Jacobs.
18) Margot Robbie - Her face is actually really good if you look at it.
19) Sophie Turner - The other half of Mophie!
20) Adrianne Palicki - I should have ranked her more often.
21) Skyler Samuels - I like her in cute outfits!
22) Rose McIver - She's good.
23) Alison Brie - More like Eyelison Brie (she has nice eyes.)
24) Camren Bicondova - Cuteren Bicutedova!
25) Lydia Wilson - She's actually really nice and a very good actress.
26) Emma Roberts - She's nicecute.
27) Candice Patton - She is pretty.
28) Amanda Seyfried - I still like her!
29) Caitlin Stasey - I like her face too.
30) Nicole Beharie - Curvy.

(Some of the comments won't make sense because I rearranged the order of the rankings right before posting and couldn't be bothered changing them.)
 
#46

1) Magda Apanowicz - She might actually be my new permanent number one!?
2) Gillian Jacobs - Yeah, she's still one of the best girls ever.
3) Elle Fanning - She continues to rise. There could be no stopping her.
4) Jennifer Lawrence - Another of those "why the fuck haven't I been ranking her highly more often!?" moments.
5) Lily Collins - She is super beautiful!
6) Jenna Coleman - Her face is super attractive, in particular her nose.
7) Abigail Breslin - More like Abigail Cuteslin!
8) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her face is super attractive, in particular her nose.
9) Peyton Roi List - She's very very good!
10) Rose McIver- She's the hottest zombie. Sorry other zombies.
11) Elizabeth Henstridge - An ENGLISH ROSE.
12) Katherine Ryan - I am a fan.
13) Casimere Jollette - She seems like one to watch!
14) Adrianne Palicki - Good stomach.
15) Ariel Winter - I like her.
16) Emma Roberts - Good mouth.
17) Shantel VanSanten - She looks better in The Flash than in real life?
18) Candice Patton - She's pretty.
19) Skyler Samuels - This is a good looking girl.
20) Charli XCX - I like her.
21) Amy Acker - She's still got it!
22) Kat Dennings - We don't see enough of her.
23) Krysten Ritter - Jessica Jones in literally one week (and one day)!
24) Alexandra Breckenridge - Good and pale.
25) Natalie Portman - One day I'll rank her high again...one day.
 
#47

1) Alison Brie - Sometimes out of almost nowhere I'll just realise "wait, wait isn't Female Celebrity actually really great and one of the best girls ever!?" and become obsessed with her. This happened this week with Alison Brie. Bigtime. And it felt good.
2) Emma Roberts - Saying "she's the hottest girl in Scream Queens" isn't really doing her justice when she's one of the hottest girls anywhere.
3) Hayley Atwell - Hayley Atwell is really great!
4) Jenna Coleman - Her face is a top level face.
5) Jennifer Lawrence - I really like all aspects of Jennifer Lawrence.
6) Elle Fanning - She's sweeter than kittens on clouds.
7) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her really big eyes.
8) Lily Collins - Lily Collins should be in more things so I can look at her more often.
9) Rose McIver - She is a great actress and person!
10) Karen Gillan - I like how she's pale as fuck.
11) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like how she's breasts as fuck.
12) Camren Bicondova - Good grief she's beautiful.
13) Kat Dennings - We need more Kat Dennings in the world.
14) Emily Kinney - I like the things Emily Kinney does.
15) Emmy Rossum - Great bum!
16) Adrianne Palicki - My appreciation of her continues to rise.
17) Bailee Madison - She seems like one to watch!
18) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - she's MEWtiful.
19) Kirsten Dunst - She is really good in Fargo, a great tv show which you should watch.
20) Abigail Breslin - I don't know if the outfits on Scream Queens suit her.
21) Candice Patton - Is she the best Arrowverse girl!?
22) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like Simmons.
23) Isy Suttie - It's good to see her again!
24) Jena Malone - I don't think I've had her on before which is bad of me!
25) Malese Jow - She is pretty.
26) Margaret Qualley - She's pale.
27) Willa Holland - I like her.
28) Aly Michalka - She is good.
29) Krysten Ritter - TOMORROW.
30) Ariel Winter - I like her she's nice.
 
#48

1) Emma Roberts - I really love Emma Roberts and her face and her face in motion and her voice and her comedy timing and her lips (probably a part of her face.)
2) Olivia Wilde - YEP definitely back to feeling full on Olivia Wilde Feelings and it turns out I didn't know just how much I missed those feelings!
3) Kat Dennings - She's one of the best girls and there was that gif of her in a towel.
4) Bailee Madison - She has arrived.
5) Alison Brie - The Alison Brie Feelings are still strong in me but they'll need new material soon in order to continue to flourish.
6) Hailee Steinfeld - She's fucking hot.
7) Amanda Seyfried - Her hair is beautiful (and the rest of her!)
8) Jenna Coleman - The Raven should have just bounced off her breasts.
9) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I am thankful for the Instagram account of Sophie Tweed-Simmons.
10) Magda Apanowicz - She's Magda Apanowicz.
11) Willa Holland - She's really pretty.
12) Camren Bicondova - Cuter than Cute Harry.
13) Krysten Ritter - WATCH JESSICA JONES.
14) Kirsten Dunst - WATCH FARGO.
15) Rachael Taylor - I hope she becomes Hellcat.
16) Rose McIver - Her face is great.
17) Katherine Ryan - She's hot.
18) Abigail Breslin - She's a cutie.
19) Candice Patton - Another really pretty Arrowverse girl!
20) Daisy Ridley - The Force is about to wake up so it's about time she made her debut.
21) Hayley Atwell - I'm about ready for more Agent Cater!
22) Sophie Turner - The best Girl of Thrones.
23) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her.
24) Dana Delorenzo - Yeah, why not!
25) Peyton Roi List - She's the best Peyton List.
26) Rachel Keller - She's cute in Fargo.
27) Skyler Samuels - Good hats.
28) Maisie Williams - She's good in tv shows.
29) Liv Tyler - She's good.
30) Nicole Beharie - She's nice.
 
5) Alison Brie - The Alison Brie Feelings are still strong in me but they'll need new material soon in order to continue to flourish.
She will be in the pilot of a new TV show "Teachers" on Tuesday, January 12th. But I don't know if she's a regular or just making a cameo.

It's on TV Land, so I'm thinking cameo.

She also filmed a movie with Anna Kendrick called Get A Job, but there are these 2 interesting tidbits at IMDb:

Rated R for crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use and language
Anna Kendrick has said that the film may never be released.
 
#49

1) Emma Roberts - Is she my New Permanent Number One? Has that happened!?
2) Kristen Stewart - She's just so fucking hot.
3) Rose McIver - Yeah my Rose McIver affection is as high as its ever been.
4) Olivia Wilde - Her face is great.
5) Hailee Steinfeld - She does it for me.
6) Alison Brie - STILL got them Brie Feelings!
7) Jenna Coleman - I'll miss her nose.
8) Kat Dennings - Breast Brestings!
9) Rachel McAdams - She's a pale Canadian beauty!
10) Liv Tyler - Great performance in The Leftovers (also she's hot.)
11) Bailee Madison - Best newcomer of 2015!?
12) Camren Bicondova - Although she also made her debut in 2015...
13) Katherine Ryan - I really like Katherine Ryan.
14) Leanne Lapp - I'd Lapp her?
15) Abigail Breslin - She's a cutie!
16) Chloe Bennet - I like it when Skye wears the thing.
17) Adrianne Palicki - She's better than Gal Gadot.
18) Jennifer Lawrence - She falls over a lot!
19) Dana DeLorenzo - Her voice is hot.
20) Kirsten Dunst - She's the Dunstiest!
21) Emily Ratajkowksi - She's hot.
22) Emmy Rossum - I find her lovely.
23) Maisie Williams - Maisie Williams is ME.
24) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's good.
25) Peyton Roi List - This girl is good.
26) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's a Trachtenberg downturn but she will be back.
27) Skyler Samuels - She took her hat off!?
28) Emily Bett Rickards - Good in a bikini.
29) Paige - She's a nice pale English wrestler!
30) Alexandra Breckenridge - Pale.
 
#50

1) Emma Roberts - Yep, New Permanent Number One. Congratulations to her!
2) Olivia Wilde - I'm back to finding Olivia Wilde as attractive as I ever have (very very attractive.)
3) Emily Ratajkowski - YEP she's taken a huge jump up in my affections and it feels good.
4) Kat Dennings - She has one of the best faces.
5) Alison Brie - My Alison Brie Feelings have actually increased slightly again. It's an exciting time.
6) Kiernan Shipka - Let's just debut her and see what happens in the future.
7) Kristen Stewart - She's literally Kristen Stewart.
8) Hailee Steinfeld - I like how she's turned out.
9) Chloe Bennet - I'm pretty sure Chloe Bennet is as pretty as I think she is (really really pretty.)
10) Jenna Coleman - Her beautiful face will be missed by all.
11) Bailee Madison - When I say "she has arrived" this is what I mean by it.
12) Ellen Page - Her face is beautiful.
13) Chloe Grace Moretz - My Moretz Feeling have returned, I am happy to report.
14) Maisie Williams - SHE'S ON FLEEK (I don't know.)
15) Michelle Trachtenberg - I continue to be interested in the career of actress Michelle Trachtenberg.
16) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's good looking!
17) Katherine Ryan - She's great.
18) Kirsten Dunst - I pity people who don't watch Fargo.
19) Sarah Silverman - She's really great.
20) Dakota Blue Richards - She seems like one to watch!
21) Abigail Breslin - Cutiegail Nicelin!
22) Dana DeLorenzo - She's sexy.
23) Liv Tyler - She's a good singer!
24) Rose McIver - I forget how small she is.
25) Nicole Beharie - I should rank her more often.
26) Zelda Williams - Linkle!
27) Ariel Winter - I like her.
28) Margaret Qualley - She's pale.
29) Stephanie Leonidas - She's good.
30) Emma - I already explained that wrestler girls only have one name.
 
#51

1) Olivia Wilde - YEP back on top thanks to wearing bikinis and being one of the hottest girls!
2) Kat Dennings - She's actually getting better and better all the time, even literally this second.
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - My Moretz Feelings have come flooding back and it's good to be drowning in Moretz Feelings.
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's also been a good week for revitalized Trachtenfeelings!
5) Bailee Madison - I'm a Madifan (a fan of Bailee Madison.)
6) Emily Ratajkowski - She's like a beautiful alien come to Earth to kill us all in a sexy way.
7) Daisy Ridley - I'll be watching her career with great interest.
8) Kiernan Shipka - I think I'll just have her on the list every week by default.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - She's been wearing good things lately.
10) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's spectacular.
11) Ellen Page - Her face is one of the best faces.
12) Willa Holland - She's the best Arrowverse girl.
13) Ariel Winter - Curvy.
14) Kirsten Dunst - Dunsty!
15) Clare Grant - Deserves more attention.
16) Genieve Buechner - I like this semi-obscure Canadian!
17) Camren Bicondova - The cat that got the cheese.
18) Emma Roberts - I miss weekly Emma Roberts.
19) Casimere Jollette - She's cute af.
20) Peyton Roi List - Good lips.
21) Dakota Blue Richards - Let's not forget her so quickly.
22) Alison Brie - Umm, yeah, this was the week where she completely disappeared from my brain but she had a great run near the top!
23) Abigail Breslin - She's cute.
24) Paige - Good pale wrestler.
25) Dana DeLorenzo - She's hot.
 
#52

1) Daisy Ridley - Got a ropey script for your biggest movie off all time? Don't worry, Daisy Ridley will save it for you with her endless charm and beauty!
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - I have come to accept that I am a MoretzMan and it feels good to say it.
3) Olivia Wilde - She has a lot of bikinis!
4) Rose Leslie - She's what I like to call "fucking hot."
5) Kat Dennings - I love Kat Dennings.
6) Emma Roberts - But also Emma Roberts!
7) Ellen Page - Her face is in the absolute top level of human faces.
8) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has the palest and best nose.
9) Ariel Winter - I find her appealing.
10) Kiernan Shipka - She's cuter than ten ducks.
11) Magda Apanowicz - She's still out there.
12) Bailee Madison - I am very much a Madifan.
13) Paige - She's the most attractive wrestler. Sorry Hulkster.
14) Kristen Dunst - She was great in Fargo.
15) Sophie Turner - It's good that she's so great.
16) Karen Gillan - Remember her? She's really good.
17) Zelda Williams - Her face is very nice.
18) Elle Stevenson - I'll probably never rank her agan but she deserves to be on here.
19) Natalie Dormer - She's adormerble (adorable)!
20) Lindy Booth - Good legs.
21) Billie Lourd - She was cute in Star Wars for two seconds.
22) Maisie Williams - Her eyebrows are the definition of on fleek!
23) Anna Popplewell - Remember her?
24) Caitlin Stasey - Remember her!?
25) Casimere Jollette - Cutiemere Cutette!
 
#53

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - And we end the year with me deciding that YES Chloe Grace Moretz is the best girl and my brain is swimming in Moretz Feelingz and I hope I stay this way FOREVER.
2) Ellen Page - I'm also Rabidly Pro Ellen Page and her amazing Top Level face.
3) Daisy Ridley - The sweetness awakens!
4) Rose Leslie - I hope we see a lot more of Rose Leslie in the space year 2016.
5) Kat Dennings - I love Kat Dennings.
6) Michelle Trachtenberg - Michelle Trachtenberg ends the year as Michelle Trachtenberg.
7) Olivia Wilde - She's one of the best girls.
8) Chloe Bennet - I think she is great.
9) Bailee Madison - One of the best newcomers of 2015!
10) Emma Roberts - She had a pale as fuck 2015.
11) Kiernan Shipka - 2016 could very easily be the Year of Shipka.
12) Katherine Ryan - Her Canadian face!
13) Samara Weaving - She seems like a cute Australian girl to watch!
14) Camren Bicondova - Her cat face!
15) Charlize Theron - She's hot with one arm.
16) Zoe Kravitz - Yeah, why not.
17) Elle Fanning - Everyone loves Elle Fanning.
18) Paige - Pale wrestler alert!
19) Ariel Winter - Curvy.
20) Lily Collins - I like her.
21) Emily Kinney - She's cute.
22) Lindy Booth - Also cute!
23) Magda Apanowicz - We need more Magda in 2016.
24) Natalie Portman - We need more Natalie in 2016 that isn't airbrushed adverts.
25) Zoe de Grand'Maison - She is grand!

Female Celebrity Of The Day was also a thing in 2015.
 
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