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Top Tens for 2015

#30

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Turns out she still has the best face and is therefore the best girl!
2) Kat Dennings - I do have to point out that I came really really close to ranking Kat Dennings number one this week however.
3) Abigail Breslin - She is also great!
4) Rachel McAdams - Has rapidly become one of my favourite girls.
5) Chloe Grace Moretz - I love Chloe Grace Moretz.
6) Elizabeth Gillies - She has arrived.
7) Sophie Turner - She's great.
8) Olivia Wilde - That was a good dress.
9) Maisie Williams - She's cutetastic.
10) Elle Fanning - That pale stomach!
11) Gillian Jacobs - I like her face a lot.
12) Freema Agyeman - Freema Agyeman is actually great and deserves greatness recognition.
13) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's really hot.
14) Magda Apanowicz - I hope there are more pics of her soon.
15) Anna Hopkins - I hope Berlin is redeemed in some way.
16) Kristen Stewart - She's fucking hot.
17) Tao Okamoto - She's quite striking.
18) Hailee Steinfeld - Turns out she has a pale stomach too.
19) Genevieve Buechner - I like her on Instagram.
20) Katherine Ryan - Her face is great.
21) Emily Kinney - Emily Kutie!
22) Anjli Mohindra - She still exists.
23) Stephanie Leonidas - She's really small.
24) Jade-Martina Lynch - Yeah she's still making the list.
25) Avril Lavigne - I do like Avril she just gets push off by other people sometimes.
 
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#31

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Michelle Trachtenberg is the best girl and nobody else even comes close.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - I fucking love Chloe Grace Moretz however and that is not diminished by Michelle Trachtenberg being the best girl.
3) Emma Roberts - There were good Emma Roberts pics this week.
4) Elle Fanning - If she was a Fraggle she'd be the loveliest Fraggle.
5) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is one of the best faces ever created by the Face Creator.
6) Abigail Breslin - She's one of the Brest (best)!
7) Rachel McAdams - It's good that she's become established as a top level girl.
8) Camren Bicondova - I'm debuting her now. I hope that's okay!
9) Elizabeth Gillies - Her body is great.
10) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like how she looks.
11) Sophie Turner - She's the best Girl of Thrones!
12) Ellen Page - Her face is super great.
13) Charli XCX - I think she's really attractive.
14) Maisie Williams - She's the second best Girl of Thrones!
15) Emily Kinney - She's great
16) Imogen Poots - Her face is a beautiful face.
17) Rebecca Hall - I saw a trailer for a movie with Rebecca Hall in it before Ant-Man and it reminded me that she's actually really good looking.
18) Krysten Ritter - She's pale!
19) Genevieve Buechner - Her face is also a beautiful face.
20) Nathalie Emmanuel - She's in the top five Girls of Thrones!
21) Anita Rani - Whenever I see her on the BBC I think "she's really good looking."
22) Anna Kendrick - She's cute.
23) Stephanie Leonidas - She's cute and Greek!
24) Evangeline Lilly - I liked her in Ant-Man!
25) Caitlin Stasey - She is a feminist icon.
 
#32

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - YEP been having serious Moretz Feelingz this week and she has to be number one.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'd still answer "Michelle Trachtenberg" if you asked me who is the best girl.
3) Elizabeth Gillies - She's great, one of the top newcomers of 2015 if not THE top newcomer of 2015!
4) Kristen Stewart - She's fucking hot and cool.
5) Abigail Breslin - One of the best girls.
6) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - It's good how much we've seen of her lately.
7) Camren Bicondova - Yeah she's here to stay.
8) Emma Roberts - I like the existence of Emma Roberts.
9) Rachel McAdams - Good bum.
10) Genevieve Buechner - She is what you call a pale Canadian girl.
11) Elle Fanning - She's Fanning the flames (I don't know.)
12) Katherine Ryan - I think this is the highest I've ever ranked her and it feels...good!?
13) Charli XCX - "Charli XCX is sexually attractive" - a person with eyes.
14) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like Simmons.
15) Freema Agyeman - Her face is very attractive.
16) Caroline Dhavernas - She's good!
17) Krysten Ritter - I want to watch Jessica Jones NOW.
18) Stephanie Leonidas - She's very nice!
19) Taissa Farmiga - She's a Cutie McDuck!
20) Kacey Rohl - A talented young actress!
21) Jessica Chastain - More like Jessica Attractivelady!
22) Amanda Seyfried - She's nice to dogs AND cats.
23) Chloe Bennet - I like her new hair.
24) Hayley Atwell - She's good.
25) Holly Earl - She's cute with eyebrows.
 
#33

1) Abigail Breslin - No one else was even considered for the top spot this week. It was the week of Breslin.
2) Kristen Stewart - She has never risen higher (unless I ever ranked her number one!)
3) Elizabeth Gillies - I think she's one of the best girls!
4) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's really good.
5) Katherine Ryan - Yep, have a top five ranking.
6) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like the actress Michelle Trachtenberg!
7) Kat Dennings - She has one of the best faces.
8) Camren Bicondova - She's super cute to a super degree.
9) Rachel McAdams - Well that's her over with probably!
10) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's back! In the literal top ten!
11) Gillian Jacobs - She also has one of the best faces.
12) Lizzy Caplan -Also back on top form!
13) Laura Prepon - She continues to Prep.
14) Hailee Steinfeld - She loves herself!
15) Chloe Grace Moretz - Last week I was obsessed with her, this week the obsession shattered, but she's still great!
16) Emily Kinney - She's good with cakes.
17) Kirsten Dunst - She's very pale!
18) Ellen Page - Her face is really good.
19) Anna Hopkins - Her lips are really good.
20) Zoe de Grand'Maison - She's grand!
21) Sarah Shahi - She is a person of interest.
22) Freema Agyeman - I like her.
23) Caitlin Stasey - Her voice!
24) Stephanie Leonidas - Short is good!
25) Amy Acker - She is also a person of interest.
 
#34

1) Kristen Stewart - YEP. Kristen Stewart was the best female celebrity of the week. And it feels good to say it.
2) Anne Hathaway - Anne Hathaway makes a spectacular comeback by wearing a bikini!
3) Abigail Breslin - Abigail Breslin continues to be one of the best girls, as you would expect from her.
4) Elizabeth Gillies - Liz Gillies is great. It's a literal fact.
5) Emma Roberts - "Emma Roberts is paletastic" - A thing I would say (to Tomtrek.)
6) Imogen Poots - Later breaking Poots comeback! She still has the Pootsiest face.
7) Peyton Roi List - I think she has arrived.
8) Anna Hopkins - She's pretty much one of the best girls.
9) Elle Fanning - What's cuter than a duck? Elle Fanning is cuter than a duck.
10) Katherine Ryan - She is a beautiful woman.
11) Camren Bicondova - Compact cuteness.
12) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's definitely great.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - I hope she's on tv soon!
14) Jess Weixler - Yeah, why not. She's cutetastic.
15) Hailee Steinfeld - I like her.
16) Kirsten Dunst - She's the Dunstiest (I don't know what's going on with the comments this week sorry.)
17) Gillian Jacobs - We need more Gillian Jacobs in the world.
18) Kat Dennings - We need more Kat Dennings in the world.
19) Sarah Shahi - She's a person of oh I said that last week.
20) Chloe Grace Moretz - I'm on a CGM downturn but I'm sure she'll rise again soon.
21) Rebecca Hall - Remember her she's good.
22) Amy Acker - Remember her she's good.
23) Sarah Silverman - I liker her.
24) Natalie Dormer - She is pale.
25) Lizzy Caplan - She's good!
 
#35

1) Kristen Stewart - I actually think she's my proper number one number one this time. Let's see how long that lasts!
2) Emma Roberts - It's been a great week for Emma Roberts!
3) Abigail Breslin - She is one of the best and nicest girls.
4) Emily Ratajkowski - Yeah it's kind of stupid how I stubbornly refused to include her before.
5) Elizabeth Gillies - I think she's definitely at "one of the best girls" level.
6) Magda Apanowicz - It's great to see Magda back!
7) Ellen Page - Her face is one of the best faces.
8) Imogen Poots - I do love Imogen Poots.
9) Rachel Nichols - Oh hey Rachel Nichols is actually great. That should be acknowledged more often.
10) Anna Hopkins - She has those lips.
11) Anna Kendrick - Let's not forget about Anna Kendrick!
12) Lizzy Caplan - Even gorillas think she's hot!
13) Peyton Roi List - She is a cutie!
14) Elle Fanning - Really hates bras.
15) Chloe Grace Moretz - I kind of thought I was going off her but I think that's already reversing.
16) Kirsten Dunst - I am a fan of Kirsten Dunst.
17) Brie Larson - I like certain qualities she possesses.
18) Camren Bicondova - Her face is great.
19) Valentina Novakovic - Needs more exposure.
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - My brain has been purposely not thinking about her much lately to let other people have a chance but I'm always ready to snap back into Trachtenmode, make no mistake about it.
21) Alexa Bliss - She's a cute wrestler OKAY.
22) Anita Rani - Underrated.
23) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like her.
24) Alycia Debnam-Carey - I might as well debut her then.
25) Maisie Williams - She's great.
26) Liv Tyler - Her face is still really good.
27) Moon Bloodgood - She is blood good.
28) Sarah Silverman - She's not Silver OR a man!
29) Kat Dennings - I wish we'd see more of her.
30) Jess Weixler - Cute.
 
#36

1) Kristen Stewart - Yep, it's happened. I've commited to Kristen Stewart as my number one girl. It feels right.
2) Emma Roberts - I find Emma Roberts more attractive than I've ever found Emma Roberts.
3) Abigail Breslin - She's a writer and actress and person with a face!
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - I am not utterly Trachtenobsessed at the moment but I very much enjoyed her appearance on television this week.
5) Sophie Turner - She has been very interesting lately!
6) Elle Fanning - One of the sweetest girls.
7) Anne Hathaway - She's certainly on "one of the best girls" level!
8) Elizabeth Gillies - Continues to be really really great.
9) Magda Apanowicz - I like this Continuum star!
10) Rachel Nichols - I like this Continuum star!
11) Anna Hopkins - I hope Defiance gets renewed or she's in something else!
12) Katherine Ryan - I think she's great.
13) Peyton Roi List- I was right about her being one to watch. I was so right.
14) Emily Kinney - More like Emily Cutie McDuck!
15) Camren Bicondova - She is great.
16) Emily Ratajkowski - I like her.
17) Ellen Page - She is one of the best girls.
18) Taylor Swift - She runs the world.
19) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is nice and English.
20) Evan Rachel Wood - Her face in motion is good to see.
21) Chloe Grace Moretz - Yeah I've gone off her relative to how high she was for a while but she's still great.
22) Genevieve Buechner - Pale Canadian face.
23) Zoe de Grand'Maison - She is Grand!
24) Dakota Fanning - The second best Fanning.
25) Alycia Debnam-Carey - One to watch.
26) Taissa Farmiga - CUTE.
27) Avril Lavigne - It's a shame her marriage didn't work out.
28) Hailee Steinfeld - She's nice.
29) Cailtin Staey - She is cool.
30) Lizzy Caplan - I like her.
 
#37

1) Kristen Stewart - I can't think of a better girl. She's the best girl!
2) Abigail Breslin - She's a cat-kissing hero!
3) Emma Roberts - I love Emma Roberts.
4) Scarlett Johansson - A late-breaking comeback for ScarJo and it's about time!
5) Emily Kinney - She had a good week!
6) Elle Fanning - Her stomach is great at being a stomach.
7) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her face.
8) Elizabeth Gillies - She is now well established as being great.
9) Emily Browning - It's good to see her again still being beautiful!
10) Peyton Roi List - Continues to rise in my estimation.
11) Magda Apanowicz - I wish Continuum was on at regular times and with more episodes.
12) Anne Hathaway - Her smile lights the world!?
13) Camren Bicondova - Yeah I really like her.
14) Emily Ratajkowski - I don't know if you've noticed her breasts...
15) Alison Brie - She's Brie-ally good!
16) Dakota Fanning - Pale hips!
17) Natalie Portman - She can still bring it!
18) Kat Dennings - Also a good friend to cats.
19) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like this English lass!
20) Elizabeth Olsen - She's good in dresses!
21) Chloe Grace Moretz - I like her she's cute.
22) Rachel McAdams - Her face is really good.
23) Alexa Bliss - She's a good wrestling lady.
24) Maisie Williams - She's cute on YouTube.
25) Amanda Seyfried - I think she's too thin usually but she's still good.
 
#38

1) Magda Apanowicz - The latest episode of Continuum was very good for Magda and she really deserves recognition for being one of the best girls with one of the best faces!
2) Kristen Stewart - She is the best girl.
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - I'm back to feeling Moretz feelings and they're some of the best feelings and if you don't agree TOO BAD.
4) Ellen Page - She's so small and cute and Ellen Page-y.
5) Abigail Breslin - One of the best girls and her tv show starts soon!
6) Hailee Steinfeld - I'm really really really becoming rabidly pro Hailee and I like it.
7) Evan Rachel Wood - She's Evan Rachel Hot!
8) Emma Roberts - I haven't forgotten about Emma Roberts, in case you're wondering.
9) Scarlett Johansson - She's a top level girl.
10) Elle Fanning - If she was a Fraggle she'd be the nicest Fraggle.
11) Krysten Ritter - She's fucking hot.
12) Elizabeth Gillies - Will SDRR get cancelled? I kind of hope it does so she can be in something good.
13) Imogen Poots - She's the Pootsiest.
14) Emily Ratajkowski - She's Emily Ratajniceski!
15) Mary Elizabeth Winstead- She's back! She's MEW!
16) Emily Kinney - Good bum.
17) Freema Agyeman - Her face is great.
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - I enjoy her physical appearance.
19) Chloe Bennet - I like the prospect of seeing her in that costume every week.
20) Laura Prepon - I like how she Preps on.
21) Alison Brie - She's great.
22) AnnaSophia Robb - I think it's about time to debut her because she's lovely.
23) Caitlin Fitzgerlad - She's a good Libby.
24) Gillian Jacobs - Why is it so hard to find new Gillian pics even when we know she's been at Fashion Week things?
25) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's a sweet English lass.
26) Elizabeth Olsen - She's good.
27) Camren Bicondova - Her face is great.
28) Peyton Roi List - I like the cute blonde girls.
29) Rachel Nichols - She's good.
30) Kate Upton - I like how she has huge breasts.
 
#39

1) Abigail Breslin - I love Abigail "one of the best girls" Breslin and her face (one of the best faces.)
2) Sophie Turner - I'm going to stop saying "she's the best Girl of Thrones" because it's so blatantly obvious that I question how anyone could feel otherwise.
3) Anne Hathaway - She "hathaway" (has a way) of making me think "holy shit why the fuck haven't I ranked Anne Hathaway highly lately!?"
4) Kristen Stewart - Her face is beautiful.
5) Emma Roberts - She's the second best Scream Queen.
6) Hailee Steinfeld - Seriously she's getting hotter with every new set of images I can't be the only one who sees it.
7) Chloe Grace Moretz - I wuv Cutie Grace Moretz ("I love Chloe Grace Moretz" in English.)
8) Michelle Trachenberg - It's good that she has Instagram since everyone seems to hate taking photos of her now.
9) Scarlett Johansson - She's one of the best ever still.
10) Magda Apanowicz - Remember when she had that bath...
11) Elle Fanning - She's the original Cutie McDuck!
12) Elizabeth Gillies - She's a very talented young lady.
13) Kat Dennings - Let's have more pics of her, please!
14) Tatiana Maslany - HAPPY TATMASDAY.
15) Imogen Poots - Patrick Stewart approves!
16) Skyler Samuels - She seems like one to watch!
17) Rachel Nichols - She's good!
18) Freema Agyeman - Sometimes I think about her face if I want to think about a really good face.
19) Laura Prepon - Continues to Prep.
20) Maisie Williams - She's compact cute!
21) Chloe Bennet - She's an Agent of H.O.T.
22) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is also affiliated with the above organisation.
23) Gillian Jacobs - We don't see enough of her!
24) Alison Brie - We see her more!
25) Camren Bicondova - Great face.
26) Jenna Coleman - I like her.
27) Caitlin Stasey - Good face.
28) Paige - She's a good pale wrestler.
29) Alycia Debnam-Carey - Fear The Walking Dead skipping all the good parts.
30) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it!

I need to start writing shorter lists again somehow.
 
#40

1) Kristen Stewart - She is the best girl. I have no doubt.
2) Kat Dennings - Yeah I'm back in the Dennings Mood. It's a good mood!
3) Abigail Breslin - I love the great girl who is Abigail Breslin.
4) Magda Apanowicz - Her face is a great face.
5) Emma Roberts - She is a beautiful girl!
6) Hailee Steinfeld - My Steinfeld feelings continue and show no sign of slowing down.
7) Sophie Turner - But also her tall friend Sophie Turner!
8) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Well hello there. Back at her best.
9) Elizabeth Gillies - I like all the things about Elizabeth Gillies.
10) Chloe Bennet - I think they've finally found hottest possible look for Skye/Daisy!
11) Anne Hathaway - She's cute and beautiful. Cuteiful!
12) Ellen Page - She's short and lovely! Shovely!
13) Jessica Chastain - I'm definitely on the Chastain Train now. Choo Choo!
14) Scarlett Johansson - She's one of the best ever!
15) Joey King - Yep I've identified her as "one to watch" and that's that!
16) Alycia Debnam-Carey - She's very pretty.
17) Elizabeth Henstridge - I hope we don't just get five seconds of Simmons at the end for the next seven episodes or something.
18) Jenna Coleman - EXTERMICUTE.
19) Jennifer Lawrence - She's the girl on fire (not literally)!
20) Emily Ratajkowski - She's good I like her.
21) Camren Bicondova - More like CATren Bicondova!
22) Emmy Rossum - Possibly underrated!?
23) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yeah sorry but I'm sure she'll rise again.
24) Carly Rae Jepsen - She's cute!
25) Skyler Samuels - I like her.
 
the new york times has opinions about ellen page
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/10/04/magazine/ellen-page-goes-off-script.html

I often find myself, while watching Page’s films, staring at her forehead. It’s like its own system of expression, signaling with surprising quickness and muscularity. A small bit of emotion or perplexity will produce, over the bridge of the nose, two distinctive vertical lines, neat and straight. When Page’s emotions begin to rise — skepticism, distress, anger — the forehead becomes correspondingly complex. Those two neat parallel lines swell, protrude and start to entwine. As things progress, the agitation between the eyes rises farther up the forehead, creating a series of concentric arcs that suggest geological diagrams: ocean ridges, crustal folding. Then, as Page’s emotion begins to burn off, the wrinkles thin and travel in a crowded bunch all the way up to her hair, like pond ripples heading for shore. And then the forehead returns to absolute unwrinkled smoothness. That is the essence of Ellen Page: the face like a doll; the gnarled sophistication of the forehead.
 
#41

1) Kat Dennings - She's so back. She's so Kat.
2) Emma Roberts - On a Wednesday where I watched three tv shows with very attractive girls in them, she was the most attractive and that's impressive!
3) Ellen Page - She has one of the best faces in the world!
4) Rose McIver - I like the outfits she wears in the hit tv show iZombie!
5) Magda Apanowicz - Her face is one of the best and one of the most Canadian.
6) Elizabeth Gillies - She's super hot I really like her.
7) Abigail Breslin - I like her a lot too!
8) Hailee Steinfeld - Yep definitely still rabidly pro Steinfeld thanks for asking.
9) Kristen Stewart - She had a slow week but she's still Kristen Fucking Stewart.
10) Sophie Turner - She's a head turner!
11) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's the MEWiest. She has the highest level of MEW.
12) Elle Fanning - She's actually a Duckie McCute!
13) Aycia Debnam-Carey - Deserves more credit I think!
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yes I still like Michelle Trachtenberg a lot I've just been feeling other girl feelings in the last few weeks it's allowed okay.
15) Chloe Bennet - I think she's overtaken Elizabeth Henstridge FOR NOW!?
16) Jenna Coleman - Her triangle nose is so cute.
17) Camren Bicondova - Her cat-like face is great.
18) Elizabeth Henstridge - I wouldn't be surprised if she overtook Chloe Bennet again next week though.
19) Anne Hathaway - I love her eyes.
20) Taylor Swift - I can see her swiftly climbing the list again.
21) Peyton Roi List - I think you should be watching her!
22) Caitlin Stasey - A great person!
23) Joey King - Cute!
24) Jessican Chastain - Choo choo!
25) Charli XCX - It's good that she's joined the Swift cult now.
 
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