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Top Tens for 2016

#12

1) Gillian Jacobs - She is the best looking girl, the best girl, the best person; I love her.
2) Olivia Wilde - Her clothes are optional, it seems!
3) Sophie Turner - Soph Soph is one of the very highest top level girls.
4) Camren Bicondova - There will come a week when I'll rank her number one.
5) Chloe Grace Moretz - YEP definitely back on the Moretz Train, thanks for asking!
6) Dakota Blue Richards - It's really impressive how quickly and naturally she's become one of the best girls.
7) Deborah Ann Woll - Deborah Ann Pale AF.
8) Katherine Ryan - She is beautiful.
9) Amy Adams - I wouldn't give her breasts bad reviews!
10) Hannah Murray - YEP a well deserved high ranking because she is also really beautiful actually.
11) Emma Roberts - Her breasts are become less surprising but no less great.
12) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her.
13) Rosario Dawson - Why didn't I put her on the list before? One of those mysteries of life!
14) Chloe Bennet - She's just so pretty but also so curvy...
15) Emily Ratajkowski - She's fucking hot.
16) Jessica Lucas - Let's not forget how good looking Jessica Lucas is.
17) Maisie Williams - Not Maisie Will.I.Am!
18) Kat Dennings - We need more Kat Dennings.
19) Danielle Panabaker - She looked great as Killer Frost.
20) Abigail Breslin - She's cutetastic.
21) Adrianne Palicki - I still don't get why she's leaving SHIELD when her show hasn't even been picked up yet.
22) Sarah Michelle Gellar - Remember when I used to think SMG had stopped being hot? I was wrong!
23) Lise Slabber - She's paletastic.
24) Elodie Yung - She is the best screen Elektra!
25) Bailee Madison - Lovely.
26) Rose Leslie - I like her.
27) Gemma Arterton - Remember her?
28) Amy Acker - She's still got it!
29) Candice Patton - She was also hotter on Earth-2.
30) Krysten Ritter - Good bum.
 
#13

1) Gillian Jacobs - It's good to know who the best girl is!
2) Sophie Turner - She is very close to getting a number one ranking most weeks.
3) Emma Stone - She has never risen higher (unless I ranked her higher one time.)
4) Emma Roberts - Also a great Emma!
5) Maisie Williams - She's the second best Girl of Thrones!
6) Camren Bicondova - Her face is great.
7) Olivia Wilde - One of the best girls.
8) Ariel Winter - She's rising fast!
9) Rose McIver - She eats good brains.
10) Chloe Grace Moretz - Hey she has that face.
11) Daisy Ridley - Her smile makes people feel good.
12) Kiernan Shipka - She's a cute sandwich!
13) Kristen Stewart - I'm starting to think she might like girls!
14) Ellen Page - The shortest girl in all of Canada.
15) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's got them Simmons lips.
16) Jessica Lucas - Let's not forget how good looking she is okay.
17) Bailee Madison - She's Baileeful (beautiful)!
18) Chloe Bennet - I like her.
19) Emily Ratajkowski - I also like this girl.
20) Anna Kendrick - She's short and yet she has those breasts...
21) Lise Slabber - She's still alive! (The fictional character she plays.)
22) Danielle Panabaker - What is she baking anyway?
23) Violett Beane - She seems like one to watch!
24) Michelle Trachtenberg - There used to be more pics of her.
25) Anjli Mohindra - I remember her!
26) Clara Paget - I should have put her on before probably.
27) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She is good.
28) Lauren Cohan - She took a shower.
29) Sarah Michelle Gellar - Her face is good.
30) Candice Patton - She's attractive.
 
#14

1) Gillian Jacobs - I still see no reason why she shouldn't continue to be number one!
2) Rose Leslie - She is beautiful!
3) Daisy Ridley - Deserves "really great face" recognition.
4) Kiernan Shipka - I'm feeling Shipka Feelings...
5) Sophie Turner - She's really tall and great!
6) Elle Fanning - It's good to see her back being a Cutie McDuck!
7) Emma Roberts - She's out and about a lot!
8) Chloe Bennet - She looks so good in her Quake constume TO MY EYES.
9) Ariel Winter - Yeah...she wore a bikini.
10) Kat Dennings - Her jawline is notable.
11) Emma Stone - She wears tights a lot.
12) Kristen Stewart - Her smile is actually really great.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her lips.
14) Katherine Ryan - Her face is great.
15) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her face is great.
16) Anjli Mohindra - I miss her.
17) Jessica Chastain - The Chastain Train rolls on!
18) Paige - She's the most attractive wrestler!
19) Taylor Swift - The wolrd will be hers.
20) Sasha Banks - Also an attractive wrestler!
21) Olivia Wilde - She is Wild(e)!
22) Violette Beane - Definitely one to watch.
23) Ellie Kemper - She's a cutie, damn it!
24) Chloe Grace Moretz - I like her smile a lot.
25) Kirsten Dunst - I like her.
26) Rose McIver - She's a cute zombie lass.
27) Candice Patton - She's nice.
28) Amy Acker - She's still got it.
29) Jessica Camacho - She's good.
30) Andi Gutierrez - From StarWars.com.
 
There's also the whole thing where the next Wacky Hot One Hundred (coming IN THREE MONTHS) will have something like 450 girls on it.
 
I don't want too many people reading this list because they'll start to notice I'm insane. But there has to be SOME people reading it so that I know I'm not invisible as well as insane.
 
The only reason I don't post more often is because I don't know who most of them are, but I do appreciate the work you put into it.

And who isn't a little bit insane?

I carve edam wedges into faces then talk to it while I eat it.

I call it Mr Cheeseface.
 
#15

1) Sophie Turner - It is the Week of Turner.
2) Gillian Jacobs - I still think Gillian Jacobs is the best girl though!
3) Hailee Steinfeld - She has proven herself to be one of the best girls.
4) Olivia Wilde - Her face is stunningly beautiful.
5) Chloe Bennet - She has a bum that won't quit.
6) Maisie Williams - They don't call her Cutie Maisie Williams for nothing!
7) Kristen Stewart - She's sexier than Galvatron!
8) Emma Stone - Her bum is no quitter either!
9) Kat Dennings - She's Katacular.
10) Ariel Winter - She continued to wear those bikinis!
11) Katherine Ryan - One of the best faces.
12) Danielle Panabaker - I don't think I've been giving her the recognition she deserves.
13) Kiernan Shipka - She's cuter than Grimlock!
14) Deborah Ann Woll - She's paletastic.
15) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her lips are good.
16) Joey King - I'm telling you she's one to watch, okay.
17) Candice Patton - Also deserving of more hotness recognition.
18) Jessica Lucas - She's Jessica Goodas!
19) Elle Fanning - It's good that she got Instagram.
20) Emily Ratajkowski - She's a sexy lady.
21) Alycia Debnam-Carey - She is pretty in Fear The Walking Dead, a bad tv show.
22) Hannah Murray - Her face is duck level cute!
23) Jaimie Alexander - I like her face.
24) Sarah Michelle Gellar - She has been posting good pics of herself lately!
25) Rose Leslie - Let's not forget her face.
26) Camren Bicondova - She's a cute cat.
27) Elizabeth Olsen - She makes the Olsen family worthwhile!
28) Ming-Na Wen - I like her she's very good!
29) Anna Kendrick - She's short and good.
30) Emmy Rossum - I like actress Emmy Rossum.
31) Zelda Williams - She is a cutie!
32) Ellie Kemper - Tomorrow!
33) Aly Michalka - I should have ranked her more often I think.
34) Nathalie Emmanuel - If only she didn't have that thing in her nose.
35) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm taking a Trachtenbreak for an as yet undecided length of time, but I still like her.
 
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