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Top Tens for 2016

#35

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - YEP back to the top where she BELONGS back to being the best girl BACK BACK BACK TRACH.
2) Emma Roberts - She's legtastic.
3) Natalie Portman - She had a great run!
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - My Moretz Feelings have returned in a big way and they feel good.
5) Hayley Atwell - I also love Hayley Atwell.
6) Camren Bicondova - Keeps getting better and better. And she's already great.
7) Jessica Lucas - Continuing to permanently rank Jessica Lucas high as she continues to permanently be one of the best girls.
8) Gillian Jacobs - No, really, give us some new Gillian Jacobs right now.
9) Emma Stone - She's great, a top level girl.
10) Rose Leslie - Deserves more hotness recognition!
11) Sophie Turner - She's great.
12) Elizabeth Gillies - She's breastacular.
13) Emily Ratajkowski - Hot as duck.
14) Elle Fanning - She's sweet like kitten cakes.
15) Ariel Winter - Continues to wear shorts.
16) Freema Agyeman - Her face is great.
17) Sarah Michelle Gellar- She looks the best she's looked since like season four of Buffy.
18) Zoey Deutch - I think she's one to watch!
19) Jenna Coleman - She's really pretty.
20) Peyton Roi List - She's Peyton Roi Great!
21) Hailee Steinfeld - Also has legs on her!
22) Aimee Garcia - I remember her! She's hot!
23) Katherine Ryan - Great face too!
24) Chloe Bennet - I find her great.
25) Gemma Arterton - ITV to bring back Art Attack!?
26) Ophelia Lovibond - I saw an advert for a tv show with her in it and thought "oh yeah she's really nice."
27) Leanne Lapp - Speaking of faces!
28) Taylor Swift - She's in shape.
29) Ashleigh Brewer - Her face is Australian and good.
30) Jordy Lucas - I remember her too!
 
MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG IS THE BEST GIRL AND IT'S REALLY GOOD WHEN THAT IS REFLECTED IN THE TOP TEN.

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#36

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm not going to say she'll be number one on the list every week forever (because she won't be) but at the moment no one's beating her.
2) Sophie Turner- She has never looked better. And she's always looked great!
3) Natalie Portman - I will always love Natalie Portman and her beautiful Natalie Smile.
4) Elle Fanning - She is Ellemazing.
5) Gemma Arterton - Also had a really good Venice!
6) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face just keeps getting better.
7) Jessica Lucas - Yes, I still haven't forgotten to rank her highly every week!
8) Abigail Breslin - She's back and it's good that she's back!
9) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexier than a sexy duck!
10) Hayley Atwell - I love Hayley Atwell.
11) Freema Agyeman - Her face is great.
12) Emma Stone - She's a Stone Cold beauty!
13) Troian Bellisario - Definitely seems like one to watch!
14) Elizabeth Henstridge - Should wear goggles all the time.
15) Bailee Madison - She's Baileeful (beautiful!)
16) Emma Roberts - It's good that's she's a robot.
17) Ivana Baquero - Has good Spanish lips.
18) Ariel Winter - It's been a good summer for Winter!
19) Alcya Debnam-Carey - I gave up on FTWD but I still think she's really good looking.
20) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's still MEWtiful.
21) Laci Green - Her face is great and she's a great person.
22) Dakota Fanning - Also a great Fanning.
23) Zelda Williams - It's good that Michelda are still a thing.
24) Taylor Swift - Don't need no man.
25) Hailee Steinfeld - They don't call her Haiz for nothing!
26) Margaret Qualley - She's a good dancer!
27) Peyton Roi List - She has Peyton Roi Legs.
28) Zoey Deutch - I like her.
29) Elizabeth Gillies - I guess SDRR will be back again.
30) Zoe de Grand'Maison - Good in glasses.

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Alfred Molina never fails to scare me no matter what he looks like, because the first thing I ever saw him in was Prick Up Your Ears.
 
#37

1) Natalie Portman - YEP back to Natalie Town for me because her warm Natalie Smile is the best smile and makes me feel good in this dark, cold world.
2) Emma Roberts - Emma Roberts is one of the absolute best girls out of all the girls.
3) Gemma Arterton - She's shot back up the list lately and deservedly so!
4) Sophie Turner - I also love the tall actress Sophie Turner.
5) Jessica Lucas - I think the Era of Jessica Lucas is coming soon...
6) Emma Stone - She's cutetastic.
7) Camren Bicondova - She's cutetastic and cat-tastic!
8) Elle Fanning - This girl is great.
9) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexy all the time.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - Two weeks at number one is more than most people get!
11) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's MEWtiful and the MEWiest.
12) Chloe Grace Moretz - It's her lips. It's always been her lips.
13) Alycia Debnam-Carey - Deserves more hotness recognition from me.
14) Freema Agyeman - Her Freema Face is great.
15) Kiernan Shipka - She's the Kikiest.
16) Eva Green - I like how beautiful Eva Green is (very beautiful.)
17) Hailee Steinfeld - She wears leather trousers a lot.
18) Jessica Biel - Making a surprise comeback!
19) Brie Larson - She's the best Brie.
20) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like the things about her.
21) Alexa Bliss - She's the cutest wrestler now!
22) Peyton Roi List - She's Peyton Roi Good.
23) Bailee Madison - She's lovely.
24) Katherine Ryan - Canadian.
25) Ellen Page - Canadian and short.
26) Emily Kinney - Good in glasses.
27) Dakota Fanning - The second best Fanning.
28) Ariel Winter - It nearly is Winter.
29) Genevieve Buechner - I like her.
30) Ivana Baquero - Good and Spanish! ALL THE COUNTRIES THIS WEEK.
 
#38

1) Kirsten Dunst - New Permanent Number One of The Forever!
2) Emma Roberts - It's really good about Emma Roberts in a bra.
3) Sophie Turner - She is a great girl who looks great.
4) Camren Bicondova - I find her stunningly beautiful.
5) Elizabeth Henstridge - She has one of the most beautiful smiles.
6) Jessica Lucas - One of the best girls.
7) Natalie Portman - Her face in motion is amazing.
8) Gemma Arterton - It's been a good month for Art Attacks.
9) Emma Stone - Cute Face Stone as she is sometimes known.
10) Karen Gillan - She's definitely on the rise.
11) Elle Fanning - She's paletastic.
12) Ariel Winter - I think she's great.
13) Kristen Bell - I'd ring her Kristen!
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - I go up and down, okay. UP AND DOWN.
15) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I think she's the MEWiest.
16) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexski.
17) Hailee Steinfeld - I think she's the Haiziest.
18) Alycia Debnam-Carey - Receiving continued hotness recognition.
19) Chloe Bennet - I like her.
20) Jess Weixler - She's a cutie.
21) Troian Bellisario - She's one to watch.
22) Dreama Walker - Walks in dreams.
23) Keke Palmer - Deserves to debut!
24) Jessica Henwick - Could be one to watch!
25) Sarah Michelle Gellar - It's good that SMG continues to appear on the list in 2016.
26) Lizzy Caplan - I like her.
27) Hannah Murray - Good face.
28) Katie Cassidy - I just remembered that she's hot.
29) Bailee Madison - Cute.
30) Maisie Williams - Also cute.
 
#39

1) Kirsten Dunst - It's good that I've come to the conclusion that Kirsten Dunst is the Best Girl!
2) Natalie Portman - It's good that she still wears shorts when pregnant.
3) Ariel Winter - She's been the best newcomer of 2016 for me!
4) Emma Roberts - Emma Roberts continues to be one of the best girls.
5) Camren Bicondova - This is what a cat who has been transformed into a girl by a wizard looks like.
6) Eva Green - I hope Eva Green's in something worth watching again, because she's amazing.
7) Elle Fanning - She's sweeter than sweet kittens.
8) Abigail Breslin - It's good to have Cutie Abbie Breslin back at her cute best!
9) Jessica Lucas - I hope she had a good birthday of being one of the best girls.
10) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's spectacular.
11) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her great face is great.
12) Chloe Bennet - I find her very nice.
13) Kat Dennings - She might be back!
14) Sophie Turner - Continues to turn heads.
15) Gemma Arterton - One of the best English girls.
16) Freema Agyeman - But so is she!
17) Hailee Steinfeld - She's the Haiziest.
18) Katherine Ryan - I like this pale Canadian lady with a great face.
19) Kiernan Shipka - They don't call her Kiki Shipship for nothing!
20) Emily Ratajkowski - She's Hotajkowski.
21) Emma Stone - I like her great face.
22) Andi Guiterrez - She's from a website.
23) Anna Kendrick - I like how short she is.
24) Michelle Trachtenberg - I think my Trachtenfeelings were sucked out of me this week, possibly by an evil scientist while I slept.
25) Kristen Bell - Kristen Good.
26) Caitlin Fitzgerald - She's cute.
27) Zoey Deutch - Still one to watch.
28) Keke Palmer - I like her.
29) Sarah Michelle Gellar - Good Buffy face.
30) Genevieve Buechner - She's cool.
 
#40

1) Kirsten Dunst - I know of no reason why Kirsten Dunst should not continue to be ranked number one.
2) Elle Fanning - She's Ellemazing and beautifElle.
3) Sophie Turner - And she's Sophtacular!
4) Hayley Atwell - I wish she could be in a good show (again.)
5) Caitlin Stasey - It's good that she had a staring contest with her dog.
6) Camren Bicondova - She's the best cat.
7) Evan Rachel Wood - More like Evan Robot Wood!
8) Emma Roberts - She continues to be one of the best girls.
9) Rosario Dawson - Deserves more hotness recognition.
10) Laura Prepon - I find her face very attractive.
11) Hailee Steinfeld - She's the Haiziest!
12) Ariel Winter - She is great.
13) Emily Ratajkowski - Ratajhotski.
14) Natalie Portman - I like Natalie Portman.
15) Karen Gillan - Her pale stomach continues to be pale and a stomach.
16) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like her face.
17) Emma Stone - She's smart and beautiful.
18) Jameela Jamil - She was bound to debut sooner or later.
19) Amanda Seyfried - I like her she has hair.
20) Andi Guiterrez - She's lovely.
21) Abigail Breslin - I find her to be a Cutie McDuck.
22) Kate Mara - It's good about her face.
23) Emily Kinney - Also should be in a good show.
24) Zoey Deutch - I wonder if she's met Howard.
25) Alexa Bliss - The cutest wrestler.
26) Kristen Bell - She cute.
27) Peyton Roi List - She's Peyton Roi Hot!
28) Kate Beckinsale - She wears good dresses.
29) Jessica Lucas - Okay, probably going to need some new material now.
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - She chops stuff now.
 
#41

1) Emma Roberts - YEP Emma Roberts might actually be the best girl! Stay tuned for future lists to find out!
2) Emily Ratajkowski - She's stunningly attractive to a high level of being stunningly attractive.
3) Kristen Bell - My internal "is Kristen Bell one of the best girls?" question is currently being answered by a firm "YES."
4) Elle Fanning - She's the princess of niceness.
5) Hayley Atwell - I need Hayley Atwell in my life in a good tv show.
6) Felicity Jones - Her lips. I'm all about her lips.
7) Ariel Winter - The Summer of Winter is over but there is no Fall of Winter (because we call it autumn and also because she'd never "fall" it's a double meaning.)
8) Chloe Bennet - I really really like her goth look.
9) Abigail Breslin - She's cutetastic.
10) Sophie Turner - She's Sophtacular!
11) Kirsten Dunst - Had a good run at number one!
12) Laura Prepon - More like Laura (Has A Good) FaceOn!
13) Hailee Steinfeld - She should legally change her name to just Haiz.
14) Talulah Riley - She's back! Maybe!
15) Elizabeth Henstridge - It's good that she's on the Smile Train.
16) Evan Rachel Wood - She has a good robot chin.
17) Natalie Portman - I thought the Great Natalie Comeback of 2016 was coming to an end but I'd never count her out...
18) Rosario Dawson - Deserves more hotness recognition.
19) Anna Kendrick - She's great.
20) Ivana Baquero - One to watch!
21) Emma Stone - She's actually hotter than Stone Cold Steve Austin!?
22) Keke Palmer - I like her.
23) Anjli Mohindra - She has a good head.
24) Alexa Bliss - I think she's the most attractive wrestler.
25) Ellen Page - Imagine a book made out of Ellen Pages.
26) Dakota Fanning - I like this Fanning too.
27) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm still devoting large parts of my brain to other girls at the moment but the Trachtenfeelings will return when needed.
28) Jameela Jamil - She is good.
29) Billie Lourd - I like her ear muffs.
30) Dana Delorenzo - I think she's good.
 
#42

1) Kristen Dunst - I have my number one female celebrity. She is Kirsten Dunst.
2) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her face is ridiculously beautiful.
3) Kristen Bell - She's Belltiful (beautiful.)
4) Magda Apanowicz - It's great to see her face again because it's one of the best faces ever.
5) Hayley Atwell - Let's not forget that Hayley Atwell is amazingly great! Okay?
6) Emily Ratajkowski - She's Ratajhotski.
7) Emma Roberts - I like her a lot.
8) Chloe Grace Moretz - I had strong Moretz Feelingz this week due to her cutetastic nature.
9) Ariel Winter - She's Winter but she's not cold (she's hot.)
10) Elle Fanning - Made out of kittens.
11) Emma Stone - I really like Emma Stone and her squishy face.
12) Freema Agyeman - Also facetastic! I like faces!
13) Holly Earl - Remember Holly Earl? I do! She's great.
14) Olivia Wilde - She above pic.
15) Evan Rachel Wood - More like Evan Robot Weally Good Chin!
16) Sophie Turner - She's good in glasses.
17) Natalie Portman - I'm not sure which way I'm giong to go with her from one week to the next!
18) Andi Gutierrez - I'm liking her more and more.
19) Amy Adams - Really good hair.
20) Jameela Jamil - She's good.
21) Kiernan Shipka - She's in Ship shape!
22) Daisy Ridley - I like how sweet and English she is.
23) Peyton Roi List - She's Peyton Roi Good.
24) Avril Lavigne - She's still got it.
25) Bailee Madison - Cutetastic.
26) Chloe Bennet - She's good.
27) Keke Palmer - I like her.
28) Dana Delorenzo - Good face.
29) Zoey Duetch - She's not even Dutch!
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - When will Trachtenfeelings return? Could be a year. Could be...yesterday (it wasn't though.)
 
#43

1) Gillian Jacobs - One new pic was all it took to get me back to STRONGLY considering the possibility that she is in fact The Best Girl.
2) Kirsten Dunst - But Kirsten is still up there!
3) Elizabeth Henstridge - I love her beautiful face.
4) Hayley Atwell - She's curvetastic.
5) Kristen Bell - She is literally love.
6) Emma Stone - It's good that Emma Stone is firmly established as One Of The Best Girls.
7) Camren Bicondova - We have achieved peak Camren Bicondova.
8) Emily Ratajkowski - She is Emazing.
9) Elle Fanning - Her atoms are the same as the atoms which make up kittens.
10) Anna Kendrick - Everything about Anna Kendrick is good.
11) Elizabeth Olsen - She is another girl with a beautiful face that I like looking that.
12) Ariel Winter - I find her very cute.
13) Hannah John-Kamen - She seems like one to watch!
14) Candice Patton - She's the best Arrowverse girl.
15) Bailee Madison - Really really Baileeful.
16) Chloe Bennet - I like her.
17) Kat Dennings - Might be back. Again.
18) Natalie Portman - She's good in glasses.
19) Peyton Roi List - Peyton Roi Good.
20) Jameela Jamil - It's #TahaniTime
21) Evan Rachel Wood - Yes she's Evan Robot Good.
22) Emma Roberts - Would no doubt be higher if Scream Queens had been on this week.
23) Shannon Woodward - I like her in Westworld.
24) Faye Marsay - I'm surprised I haven't her her on the list before.
25) Dakota Fanning - She's a good Fanning too.
26) Ming-Na Wen - I like her.
27) Hailee Steinfeld - I am a Haiz fan.
28) Abigail Breslin - She's cute with a cat.
29) Rachel Bloom - She's a sexy fashion cactus.
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - I may never feel strong Trachtenfeelings again who knows!
 
#44

1) Gillian Jacobs - Yep, she's the best girl. That's that cleared up then!
2) Emma Roberts - She is also high on the list of best girls!
3) Kiernan Shipka - Is in Ship shape!
4) Magda Apanowicz - It's great to be reminded that Magda is Magda.
5) Maisie Williams - She is my favourite member of Mophie and it feels good to say it.
6) Rachel McAdams - I find her really really beautiful and wish to express that fact on this list.
7) Keke Palmer - She has arrived.
8) Kat Dennings - She is great with her glasses and cat on her.
9) Kristen Bell - Ring ring!
10) Avril Lavigne - Avril's back! AVRIL'S BACK.
11) Kirsten Dunst - Hopefully she'll wear another black dress soon...
12) Tiya Sircar - Deserves a high debut!
13) Hailee Steinfeld - She's sexy.
14) Anna Kendrick - I love Anna Kendrick.
15) Candice Patton - She is really pretty.
16) Evan Rachel Wood - I like her new robot look.
17) Bailee Madison - Continues to be Baileeful.
18) Sophie Turner - She is also a key member of Mophie.
19) Elizabeth Henstridge - Good face.
20) Shannon Woodward - I like her.
21) Abigail Breslin - Cute.
22) Emma Stone - Her face is really good.
23) Felicity Jones - She's Felicity Attractive!
24) Kate Mara - I remember her.
25) Natalie Portman - She's cute smiling when pregnant.
26) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I like her eyes.
27) Michelle Trachtenberg - I still like her but it's not the same anymore.
28) Emily Ratajkowski - She's Hotajkowski.
29) Lizzy Caplan - She's still got those breasts.
30) Jameela Jamil - She's good.
 
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