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Top Tens for 2016

#16

1) Gillian Jacobs - She is the best girl. On any BBS.
2) Ellie Kemper - I think she is a great as Kimmy Schmidt!
3) Hailee Steinfeld - She's getting better and better. And she's already great.
4) Holly Earl - She's potentially one of the best girls, but seriously lacking in exposure.
5) Chloe Bennet - Has become a solid top five performer.
6) Olivia Wilde - Happy pregnancy to her!
7) Camren Bicondova - She can certainly dance.
8) Maisie Williams - She's a-Maisie-ing!
9) Emma Roberts - Her new hair is working for me.
10) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's an English rose!
11) Sophie Turner - Continues to turn heads.
12) Elle Fanning - She's a Cutie McFanning!
13) Imogen Poots - The only girl who will ever be described as "Pootstastic."
14) Kat Dennings - I like Kat Dennings.
15) Kiernan Shipka - She is very cute if a bit thin.
16) Tatiana Maslany - I like all of her.
17) Emma Stone - She's bumtastic.
18) Emily Ratajkowski - She's great.
19) Natalie Portman - YEP she's back on the list so let's see where she goes from here.
20) Bailee Madison - I think she is lovely.
21) Kristen Stewart - She did a good photoshoot.
22) Freema Agyeman - I hope we see her in tv shows soon.
23) Anna Kendrick - Anna Cuteduck.
24) Emily Kinney - She's cute making bad bee puns.
25) Dreama Walker - I remember her!
26) Natalie Dormer - She's sexy.
27) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm still on Trachtenhiatus but I intellectually recognise the goodness of her lips and nose.
28) Joey King - She cute.
29) Amy Acker - I will always like Amy Acker.
30) Paige - She's the most attractive wrestler.

#17

1) Elizabeth Olsen - Begun, the Age of Olsen has.
2) Gillian Jacobs - She's still my best gal.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - I think she's one of the best girls.
4) Chloe Bennet - Yep, definitely a top five performer.
5) Emma Stone - Emma Stone has definitely also reached "one of the best girls" level for me and it feels good to say it.
6) Emma Roberts - She's been really really really good lately.
7) Sophie Turner - Still the best Girl of Thrones!
8) Tatiana Maslany - Has her body gotten amazingly good this seasn or is it just me?
9) Elizabeth Henstridge - Good lips.
10) Candice Patton - Deserves more hotness recognition.
11) Kate Beckinsale - I'm back to feeling Beckinsale Feelings!
12) Elle Fanning - She's a Sweetie McFanning!
13) Camren Bicondova - Her face is great.
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good that there have been new pics of her lately.
15) Charli XCX - I like her she's hot.
16) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like how she looks.
17) Alycia Debnam-Carey - CLEXA LIVES.
18) Michelle Ang - She seems like one to watch.
19) Ellie Kemper - I already miss Kimmy.
20) Hannah Murray - Her smile!
21) Ariel Winter - Dressing like she's Ariel Summer!
22) Freema Agyeman - She's the official Freema.
23) Maisie Williams - Short and good!
24) Jessica Lucas - She gets so little screentime in Gotham that it's hard to remember what she looks like.
25) Anna Chlumsky - Good crazy eyes.
26) Rose McIver - I like her.
27) Bailee Madison - I continue to be a Madifan.
28) Natalie Dormer -It's good that she runs marathons.
29) Chloe Grace Moretz - Cutie Grace Moretz.
30) Kiernan Shipka - Good face.

#18

1) Elle Fanning - Okay, she's a new contender for the position of "the Chosen One."
2) Elizabeth Olsen - She looked really great in Captain America: Civil War.
3) Scarlett Johansson - It's good to have her back!
4) Sophie Turner - She has well established herself as one of the best girls.
5) Hailee Steinfeld - Also definitely one of the best girls.
6) Gillian Jacobs - Still my favourite lass.
7) Eva Green - Sometims you forget how beautiful and talented Eva Green is, so it's good that she's back on tv!
8) Katherine Ryan - She is stunningly attractive.
9) Chloe Bennet - Also one of the best MCU girls.
10) Emma Stone - I like her great face!
11) Ariel Winter - She keeps on bringing it!
12) Emma Roberts - They don't call her "Emma Robots" for nothing!
13) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her lips are nice and English.
14) Kimiko Glenn - She's a super cutie! Deserves super cutie recognition.
15) Alicia Vikander - Also deserves more "actually really great looking" recognition.
16) Candice Patton - She's really pretty.
17) Anna Chlumsky - Anna Greateyesky.
18) Bailee Madison - Yet another product of the Super Cutie project!
19) Jaimie Alexander - Her face is great.
20) Anna Kendrick - She a good pale lady.
21) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - i think we all know the good points of STS by now.
22) Emily Ratajkowski - I think she's very good.
23) Freema Agyeman - She's great with her face.
24) Violett Beane - Another good new cutie!
25) Kate Beckinsale - I still think she's great.
26) Ming-Na Wen - Ming-Na Hot more like!
27) Willa Holland - There's been some interesting pics of her lately.
28) Lizzy Caplan - She's good.
29) Chloe Grace Moretz - Sometimes people who were at the top of the list for a long time drop to the bottom for a while, it happens (and she's still ON the list, notice!)
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - To expand on that, the Trachtenberg part of my brain is still in hibernation and I don't know when it will wake up.

#19

1) Sophie Turner - She's been amazing lately. AMAZING.
2) Camren Bicondova - She has risen to super great levels of goodness!
3) Gillian Jacobs - The Best Girl to me.
4) Elle Fanning - I love Elle Fanning.
5) Anna Kendrick - She is actually one of the best girls, let's make that completely clear.
6) Chloe Grace Moretz - YEP, my Moretz Feelings have returned in full and they feel good.
7) Candice Patton - She's DOING IT for me now!
8) Jessica Lucas - Really really really deserving of top level recognition.
9) Elizabeth Olsen - She's the hottest Avenger.
10) Katherine Ryan - Her face is great.
11) Emma Stone - Also one of the best girls of my 2016 best girls! They're all so worthy!
12) Alicia Vikander - I'm liking her MORE AND MORE lately.
13) Eva Green - So Green, so beautiful.
14) Violett Beane - She's rising above "one to watch" level...
15) Laura Prepon - Could actually have one of the best faces.
16) Freema Agyeman - It's definitely a week of great faces.
17) Chloe Bennet - I like her eyes.
18) Emily Ratajkowski - She is sexy.
19) Lauren Mayberry - If only Chajusong was here to see this.
20) Kirsten Dunst - She's the Dunstiest.
21) Caitlin Stasey - She's attractive.
22) Emma Roberts - Out and about a lot!
23) Deborah Ann Woll - Let's not forget about her.
24) Anna Chlumsky - Those crazy eyes!
25) Michelle Ang- Still one to watch.
26) Elizabeth Henstridge - Those Simmons lips.
27) Ellie Kemper - She's a Cutie McDuck!
28) Laura Vandervoort - Still around!
29) Ming-Na Wen - She's hot.
30) Dakota Blue Richards - Someone tell her she can post new pics on Instagram.
31) Kimiko Glenn - Cute.
32) Maisie Williams - Short and cute!
33) Imogen Poots - I hope we see more of her soon.
34) Olivia Munn - She is hot.
35) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm sure she'll be back one day.

#20

1) Gillian Jacobs - She's the most beautiful person alive.
2) Hayley Atwell - I like how she's amazingly great!
3) Elle Fanning - She's going from strength to actual strength.
4) Sophie Turner - Will I ever write a list without Sophie in the top five again? Probably not!
5) Elizabeth Henstridge - Hey, her face is actually great, let's acknowledge that!
6) Hailee Steinfeld - Cruelly omitted last week, let's make up for that.
7) Camren Bicondova - She's purrfect.
8) Candice Patton - Continues to impress.
9) Eva Green - I like how she can look so beautiful while expressing such intense emotions.
10) Laura Prepon - I like how her face seems to keep getting better.
11) Jennifer Lawrence - Her breasts are definitely a force to be reckoned with.
12) Jessica Lucas - We need more Jessica Lucas in the world.
13) Emma Roberts - She's a good bra girl.
14) Caitlin Stasey - She's a good no bra girl.
15) Rebecca Hall - Great face!
16) Emma Stone - Great bum!
17) Chloe Bennet - Why is Daisy a goth now though.
18) Dreama Walker - it's good that she still exists!
19) Anna Kendrick - I'd like to see her holding a duck.
20) Isabelle Fuhrman - She seems like one to watch!
21) Alicia Vikander - She's very good.
22) Jena Malone - I find her interesting.
23) Nathalie Emmanuel - Good stomach.
24) Lauren Mayberry - She's one to watch!
25) Chloe Grace Moretz - Yeah she's dropped again but still good.
26) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexy.
27) Maisie Williams - Her face is lovely.
28) Charli XCX - She's XCXcellent.
29) Anna Chlumsky - Her eyes are what I like to call "really good eyes."
30) Elizabeth Olsen - Let's not forget about her yet!
31) Tatiana Maslany - She's in shape.
32) Michelle Trachenberg - It's good that she smiled.
33) Anna Popplewell - I remember her face.
34) Jaimie Alexander - Good face.
35) Emilia Clarke - All her clothes burned off!
 
#21

1) Hailee Steinfeld - She had her best week ever.
2) Gillian Jacobs - Still number one in my heart.
3) Elle Fanning - Invented cuteness.
4) Anne Hathaway - She's back! And better than ever!
5) Candice Patton - My liking for her has steadily been increasing.
6) Kat Dennings - Hey, it turns out her face is still great.
7) Hayley Atwell - It's good that she will continue to appear on tv.
8) Camren Bicondova - She's always going to be highly ranked now forever.
9) Sophie Turner - A Turner of heads!
10) Emma Stone - Remember when I didn't think Emma Stone is one of the best girls? That was weird.
11) Rose Leslie - She is beautiful.
12) Anna Kendrick - And let us not forget how actually great Anna Kendrick is!
13) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like this English actress.
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - Climbing back up...
15) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's up and down the list like a cute yo-yo.
16) Jessica Lucas - We still need more of her.
17) Chloe Bennet - Good tongue.
18) Emily Kinney - She's super super cute and short.
19) Eva Green - She's a great actress.
20) Violett Beane - Cutetastic.
21) Kristen Stewart - It's good when she smiles.
22) Kate Beckinsale - She's still great.
23) Keira Knightley - Also making a comeback!
24) Melissa Benoist - She's a super girl.
25) Charlize Theron - Also still exists!
26) Bailee Madison - I am still a Madifan.
27) Freema Agyeman - Good smile.
28) Danielle Panabaker - Panabaker's gotta bake.
29) Peyton Roi List - I like her.
30) Imogen Poots - She's the Pootsiest!

#22


1) Kate Beckinsale - Like once a year for the last four years or so there's a moment where I think "wait, surely Kate Beckinsale is actually the perfet woman?" I'm feeling it strongly right now!
2) Kiernan Shipka - She has arrived.
3) Jessica Lucas - Yeah, she's actually one of the best girls and deserves recognition.
4) Gillian Jacobs - Not my Official Number One at the moment but I still literally love her and I'm not going to forget that.
5) Elle Fanning - She's made out of kittens.
6) Eline Powell - I'm taking the bold step of giving her a high debut ranking because I think she has huge potential for the future.
7) Violett Beane - If she doesn't return to The Flash I will not be pleased.
8) Ellen Page - This short Canadian is always good to see!
9) Imogen Poots - I dare you to name anyone Pootsier.
10) Hailee Steinfeld - She's great.
11) Genevieve Buechner - Man I need to see more of Genevieve Buechner.
12) Candice Patton - It's been a good year for her.
13) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She sure wears a lot of underwear.
14) Emma Roberts - Emma Roberts is also one of the best girls.
15) Katherine Ryan - Her face is great.
16) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is lovely.
17) Camren Bicondova - More cat than girl.
18) Alexandra Dowling - I'm probably the only person in the world who still watches The Musketeers?
19) Gemma Arterton - She's due a comeback.
20) Anne Hathaway - Remember those pics last week? They were great!
21) Jessica Chastain - "More like CHESTAIN!" as some might say.
22) Rose Leslie - Her face is beautiful.
23) Alicia Vikander - She's good in a bikini.
24) Freema Agyeman - Her skin is really nice.
25) Tatiana Maslany - She's been working out a lot.
26) Michelle Trachtenberg - I DON'T KNOW, sometimes it's like she's saying "leave me off the list, I've had enough high ranking, other people deserve points" but then she posts an Instagram pic...
27) Eva Green - I like her face.
28) Melissa Benoist - She's a girl super.
29) Emily Kinney - Emily Cutie.
30) Stephanie Leonidas - Let's remember her good face.

#23

1) Anna Kendrick - New Permanent Number One of the Forever!
2) Kate Beckinsale - Well, maybe she's still the best, who knows really. It's lucky I have a weekly list!
3) Gillian Jacobs - Still feeling Jacobs feelings in my brain.
4) Elle Fanning - She's so happy all the time and that makes others happy.
5) Sophie Turner - I think she's great.
6) Eva Green - She's one of the most beautiful women!
7) Kiernan Shipka - The Kikiest.
8) Jessica Lucas - Let's not forget how great Jessica Lucas is, okay?
9) Hayley Atwell - She is also a stunning beauty.
10) Camren Bicondova - Cuteren Bicutedova.
11) Holly Earl - WE NEED MORE HOLLY EARL.
12) Chloe Bennet - Jumping back up the list due to good use of social media.
13) Perdita Weeks - A strong debut and hopefully we'll see more of her in future Weeks.
14) Melissa Benoist - She's a superb girl!
15) Elizabeth Gillies - She's breastacular.
16) Imogen Poots - Her eyes can see through time.
17) Emily Ratajkowski - She's Hatajkowski!
18) Emma Roberts - I like her.
19) Ariel Winter - But it's summer!
20) Paige - The hottest wrestler.
21) Abigail Breslin - Beginning to make a comeback!?
22) Olivia Munn - I should include her more often.
23) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - The MEWiest.
24) Elizabeth Henstridge - Good English girl.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - Still not feeling strong Trachtenberg feelings at the moment but it's good to see her.
26) Georgina Leigh - Go on then, let's give her a chance.
27) Emily Kinney - She's small! She's cute! She's pale!
28) Maisie Williams - I like her a lot.
29) Magda Apanowicz - I wish I could feel strong Apanowicz feelings again.
30) Valentina Novakovic - It's good that she still exists.

#24

1) Abigail Breslin - To say that she's back is the bigget understatement in the history of the universe.
2) Gillian Jacobs - She's probably the best girl.
3) Kate Beckinsale - I like how fucking hot she is.
4) Eva Green - Her face is one of the most beautiful faces (see avatar.)
5) Anna Kendrick - I bet she has a duck at home.
6) Elle Fanning - She's sweeter than COTTON CANDY.
7) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Deserves more high rankings (like this one.)
8) Ariel Winter - Continuing to rise...
9) Jessica Lucas - I really really really really want to see more of her.
10) Emily Ratajkowski - I like her so much that I can type her name without having to think about the spelling.
11) Sophie Turner - She's a head Turner.
12) Camren Bicondova - She's a cool cute cat.
13) Rose Leslie - Her face is beautiful and Scottish.
14) Genevieve Buechner - She's amazing.
15) Magda Apanowicz - Her face is beautiful and Magda's.
16) Hailee Steinfeld - Good bum.
17) Chloe Bennet - She's hiptastic.
18) Nathalie Emmanuel - That stomach.
19) Perdita Weeks - I hope we have more Weeks of her to look forward to.
20) Candice Patton - I like her.
21) Peyton Roi List - She's a good performer on the List.
22) Olivia Munn - She's not a Muun. She's not San Hill.
23) Alexandra Dowling - Underrated.
24) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's still the MEWiest.
25) Emma Roberts - She's the best Roberts.
26) Elizabeth Henstridge - Nice and English.
27) Isabelle Fuhrman - Not a furry man!
28) Caity Lotz - Caity Hotz?
29) Anna Chlumsky - She's goodsky.
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - I don't know if Tomtrek even reads this anymore.
 
#25

1) Laura Prepon - YEP, her first ever number one ranking and well deserved.
2) Abigail Breslin - She is amazing.
3) Gillian Jacobs - Her smile lights the world.
4) Diane Guerrero - I hate myself for not including her before.
5) Amanda Seyfried - She's back. BIGTIME.
6) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - TOP LEVEL is where she's at.
7) Ellen Page - For late breaking reasons!
8) Eva Green - I miss her already.
9) Perdita Weeks - I certainly hope to see more of her in the future.
10) Anna Kendrick - Her face makes me feel happy feelings.
11) Magda Apanowicz - I also enjoy the face of Magda Apanowicz.
12) Emma Stone - She has many good points.
13) Elle Fanning - Cuter than kitten soup.
14) Ariel Winter - She's having a great summer.
15) Hailee Steinfeld - She's the Haiziest.
16) Emma Roberts - Paletastic.
17) Camren Bicondova - Her face is that of a cat's.
18) Maisie Williams - She's great.
19) Kimiko Glenn - A cute unit!
20) Jessica Lucas - I'm going to keep including her until I forget (next week probably.)
21) Oliiva Munn - She's not a nun.
22) Morena Baccarin - She got more lines in Deadpool than an entire season of Gotham.
23) Alexandra Dowling - Underrated.
24) Natalie Portman - There's still Natalie feelings in me...
25) Peyton Roi List - She has those legs.
26) Sophie Turner - I like this Girl of Thrones.
27) Emilia Clarke - I find her nice.
28) Tatiana Maslany - She's good!
29) Kiernan Shipka - She's too skinny?
30) Dreama Walker - It's good that she still exist.
31) Candice Patton - She's pretty.
32) Joey King - I like her.
33) Chloe Bennet - Good in a bikini.
34) Michelle Trachtenberg - I don't know? I'm sure the Trachtenberg chemicals will be released by my brain again some day.
35) Deborah Ann Woll - Also pale and good.
 
#26

1) Gillian Jacobs - She is the best girl.
2) Anna Kendrick - But Anna Kendrick is actually a best girl contender at this point!
3) Ellen Page - It is a good time to be an Ellen Page fan!
4) Kiernan Shipka - Yep, she's at this level.
5) Amanda Seyfried - She's still back. Still BIGTIME!
6) Abigail Breslin - Cute with cats.
7) Sopie Tweed-Simmons - It's good to see a lot of her.
8) Elle Fanning - Seriously there's been so many great pics of girls this week that someone at number eight could have been number one any other week.
9) Elizabeth Gillies - She's what I like to call "really hot."
10) Magda Apanowicz - Why do we never get new Magda pics in HQ? WHY?
11) Emma Roberts - Let's not forget how great Emma Robert is, okay?
12) Sophie Turner - Fuck Jon Snow for stealing her crown.
13) Joey King - She's someone I need to give higher rankings to starting now.
14) Diane Guerrero - Deserves more hotness recognition.
15) Ariel Winter - It's good about Ariel Winter.
16) Bailee Madison - She's Baileefurl.
17) Maisie Williams - She's Maisieful.
18) Eva Green - We need more Eva Green.
19) Leanne Lapp - I Lapp her (like her.)
20) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's so nice and English!
21) Hannah Murray - She's a Cutie McDuck.
22) Perdita Weeks - I don't know how many more Weeks she has in her.
23) Kate Beckinsale - It's weird how she goes straight to the top ever six months then I forget her again.
24) Jessica Lucas - Still making it...
25) Emilia Clarke - She's been good lately.
26) Jessica Henwick - Underrated!
27) Nathalie Emmanuel - Good stomach.
28) Emma Stone - She's still a Stone Cold hottie.
29) Olivia Munn - I like her.
30) Evelyn Ellis - Okay she was the hot one.
 
#27

1) Sophie Turner - She getting better and better. A Strong Best Girl Contender at this point!
2) Kiernan Shipka - She is both beautiful and cuteiful! There may be no stopping her.
3) Anna Kendrick - The Age of Kendrick shows no sign of ending.
4) Gilian Jacobs - Still the best girl though! If aliens asked me who the best girl is I'd say "Gillian Jacobs."
5) Ariel Winter - Now is the summer of our Ariel Winter being really hot.
6) Kirsten Dunst - Back in a big way.
7) Elizabeth Olsen - Also deserves a lot more hotness recognition.
8) Elizabeth Gillies - Yes, another Elizabeth.
9) Amanda Seyfried - I continue to like Amanda Seyfried and her hair.
10) Emma Roberts - She always looks great out and about.
11) Hannah Murray - Her face is actually great?
12) Elle Fanning - She's well known as a Cutie McDuck.
13) Joey King - Good lips.
14) Bailee Madison - She's the Baileest.
15) Hailee Steinfeld - Another super great girl who is super great.
16) Alexa Bliss - She's my favourite wrestler now!
17) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's proud of being a curvy girl and she should be.
18) Natalie Dormer - Sexy.
19) Kiera Knightley - Let's not forget that Keira Knightley has been hot for like twelve years now!
20) Ivana Baquero - The best Spanish girl?
21) Evelyn Ellis - She's a Big Brother housemate sorry.
22) Taylor Swift - In a bikini.
23) Peyton Roi List - Good legs.
24) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's still got it.
25) Maisie Williams - They don't call her Cutie Maisie Williams for nothing!
26) Genevieve Buechner - She's cute.
27) Diane Guerrero - Still trying not to forget about her!
28) Dakota Fanning - Also a good Fanning.
29) Laura Prepon - I like her face.
30) Alexandra Dowling - She is good.

http://femalecelebrityoftheday.tumblr.com/ is also still a thing.
 
#28

1) Emma Roberts - We are living in the Age of Emma Roberts now.
2) Gillian Jacobs - It's good that she loves cats. And cats love her.
3) Sophie Turner - I love Sophie Turner.
4) Elle Fanning - She's an Elle of a girl!
5) Anna Kendrick - Still a top level girl.
6) Kiernan Shipka - Or Kiki Shipship as she likes to be known.
7) Camren Bicondova - She's cute as duck.
8) Dakota Blue Richards - It's always good to see her.
9) Natalie Portman - She's back!?!?!?!
10) Hailee Steinfeld - The Haiziest.
11) Kirsten Dunst - I'm still feeling Dunst Feelings.
12) Caitlin Stasey - She posts good pics of herself.
13) Bailee Madison - She is what is scientifically known as a Super Cutie.
14) Diane Guerrero - Cute with cotton candy!
15) Ariel Winter - I like her.
16) Rachel Bloom - Crazy Ex Girlfriend is a great show everyone should watch.
17) Elizabeth Gillies - Good eyes.
18) Lauren Mayberry - Good Scottish girl!
19) Lydia Wilson - It's nice when she pops up.
20) Evelyn Ellis - To win.
21) Lizzy Caplan - I like her.
22) Isabelle Fuhrman - And her daughter.
23) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good that she still exists.
24) Abigail Breslin - She's cute.
25) Natalie Dormer - Also a good Natalie.
26) Alexa Bliss - She's a good wrestler who wrestles.
27) Peyton Roi List - I like her.
28) Genevieve Buechner - Good Canadian.
29) Maisie Williams - Congrats on the Emmy nomination!
30) Stephanie Leonidas - Good face.
 
#29

1) Gillian Jacobs - She's probably the most beautiful woman.
2) Emma Roberts - She wore the bikini. It did not wear her.
3) Natalie Portman - It's so so good to be able to rank Natalie this high again.
4) Ellen Page - Cuter than the world's entire population of kittens!?
5) Sophie Turner - She's legstastic!
6) Elle Fanning - The Amazing Elle Fanning!
7) Anna Kendrick - Still one of the best girls, in case you were wondering!
8) Kirsten Dunst - Dunst say (don't say) she isn't also one of the best girls.
9) Kiernan Shipka - The Shipka ship sails on.
10) Abigail Breslin - I'm liking actress Abigail Breslin again!
11) Caitlin Stasey - Sometimes she doesn't wear clothes!
12) Bailee Madison - The Baileest.
13) Camren Bicondova - This is a good cat.
14) Holly Earl - She's great.
15) Maisie Williams - They don't call her Cutie Maisie Williams for nothing!
16) Zoe Saldana - If you think her name is "Zoe Saltana" you are wrong and should educate yourself.
17) Rachel Bloom - I guess I'll stop talking about Crazy Ex Girlfriend now.
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - It is good to see her out and/or about.
19) Chloe Bennet - She's good at leaning against walls.
20) Peyton Roi List - More like Peyton Roi Legs!?
21) Evelyn Ellis - She was the best looking Big Broter housemate this year OKAY.
22) Zelda Williams - She is pretty.
23) Freema Agyeman - I like her face.
24) Andi Gutierrez - Of StarWars.com.
25) Elizabeth Gillies - Pale.
26) Caity Lotz - She is Hotz.
27) Katherine Ryan - Good Canadian.
28) Kate Beckinsale - Good Englishadian.
29) Alexandra Dowling - I always nearly forget her.
30) Billie Lourd - The third best Scream Queens castmember.
 
#30

Top THIRTY FIVE special to celebrate the coming of a new Wacky Hot One Hundred (which might actually be next week because I don't know if I feel like writing it this week.)

1) Abigail Breslin - She's so cute and good. Deserves a number one ranking.
2) Sophie Turner - Her legs are amazing and so is the rest of her!
3) Gillian Jacobs - She has the most beautiful face ever!?
4) Natalie Portman - I will again mention how good it feels to be ranking Natalie in the top five every week again!
5) Kirsten Dunst - Kirsten Dunst is on the same level of attractiveness as the rest of this top five and that's elite company.
6) Genevieve Buechner - This girl is a top level girl and it's a really good thing.
7) Elizabeth Henstridge - Yet another girl who is top of the line! There's a lot of them this week.
8) Ellen Page - Her face is nicer than most.
9) Camren Bicondova - She's a fast riser.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - Trachtenfeelings HAVE returned but the Trachtenmeter isn't quite full yet.
11) Anna Kendrick - She is great.
12) Chloe Bennet - She looked really good alongside Elizabeth Henstridge!
13) Evelyn Ellis - Should have won.
14) Brie Larson - She's Marvelous!
15) Hailee Steinfeld - The Haiziest.
16) Holly Earl - This is a cute girl we should see more of because her cutness would be good for the world.
17) Jessica Lucas - She is very very nice.
18) Peyton Roi List - She's legtastic!
19) Nathalie Emmanuel - She's actually really good.
20) Caitlin Stasey - I like her.
21) Bailee Madison - Baileeful to the extreme.
22) Imogen Poots - The Pootsiest.
23) Magda Apanowicz - She's Apanogood.
24) Elle Fanning - She's cute.
25) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I like her eyes.
26) Karen Gillan - She's good.
27) Gal Gadot - I like how she looks.
28) Stephanie Leonidas - Her face is actually really good.
29) Emily Ratajkowski - I like her.
30) Elizabeth Gillies - She has big breasts okay.
31) Rose McIver - She's a cute zombie.
32) Tatiana Maslany - I like her.
33) Emma Roberts - It's funny how last week she was number two and this week I nearly forgot about her!
34) Emilie de Ravin - A surprise return!
35) Aubrey Plaza - She looked good in the few frames we saw of her in the Legion trailer.
 
#31

1) Natalie Portman - YEP, it's happened. Natalie Portman is once again my number one female celebrity and it feels really good and right!
2) Gillian Jacobs - Don't think that I don't love Gillian Jacobs though! DON'T THINK IT.
3) Abigail Breslin - She's super sweet!
4) Sophie Turner - The best girl in all of England!?
5) Camren Bicondova - This cat continues to rise.
6) Elle Fanning - She's Elledorable.
7) Ellen Page - Anyone else like small cute Canadians?
8) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Deserves a high ranking.
9) Kirsten Dunst - She continues to be the Dunstiest.
10) Eva Green - She is stunningly beautiful.
11) Jessica Lucas - Also deserving of continue hotness recognition.
12) Elizabeth Olsen - I like this Elizabeth Olsen girl!
13) Anna Kendrick - She also fits the "short and cute" description.
14) Isabelle Fuhrman - I'm liking her more and more.
15) Bailee Madison - The Baileest.
16) Hailee Steinfeld- The Haiziest.
17) Natalie Dormer - She's sexy.
18) Freema Agyeman - Her face is a really good face.
19) Zelda Williams - Underrated!?
20) Peyton Roi List - She has a good supply of legs.
21) Brie Larson - She's not a bee. She's a Brie.
22) Kat Dennings - I like her.
23) Michelle Trachtenberg - The Trachtenfeelings faded again, sorry. I'm sure she'll be back.
24) Elizabeth Gillies - She is pale.
25) Ariel Winter - She's good!
26) Emma Roberts - I like her.
27) Anita Rani - She's a nice BBC presenter type person okay!
28) Alexandra Dowling - The Musketeers finished forever, guys!
29) Zoe Saldana - She's Uhurgood.
30) Joey King - She's a cute girl.
 
#32

The road goes ever on...

1) Natalie Portman - She is the best girl ever.
2) Jessica Lucas - One of the best girls and deserves to be recognised as such!
3) Sophie Turner - I can't really move from all these "one of the best girls" around here!
4) Hayley Atwell - She's amazing and English.
5) Emma Stone - She's really good in dresses and in general.
6) Abigail Breslin - I love Abigail Breslin I think I've made that clear.
7) Gillian Jacobs - We need more Gillian Jacobs in the world.
8) Genevieve Buechner - She's Buechnerful!
9) Chloe Bennet - She has looked great lately.
10) Camren Bicondova - Catacular.
11) Anna Kendrick - I hope she had a good birthday of being one of the best girls.
12) Ariel Winter - She's really attractive.
13) Elle Fanning - I nearly wrote "Cutie McDuck" instead of her real name.
14) Alicia Vikander - I can see her rising fast.
15) Emily Ratajkowski - She is a sexy lady and more.
16) Katherine Ryan - Beautiful Canadian.
17) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her face is great.
18) Elizabeth Gillies - Yes two Elizabeths sorry if that's confusing.
19) Brie Larson - She's great.
20) Peyton Roi List - Legtastic.
21) Hailee Steinfeld - She's Haizy.
22) Anita Rani - I like her.
23) Taylor Swift - She's still got it.
24) Chloe Grace Moretz - Starting to feel Moretz feelings again...
25) Sarah Michelle Gellar - It's good that she's on the WHOH now.
26) Elizabeth Olsen - The only Olsen I'm interested inm.
27) Billie Lourd - She's cute.
28) Isabelle Fuhrman - I continue to continue to like her.
29) Emma Willis - This year's CBB is really bad.
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - She used to be in things.
 
#33

1) Natalie Portman - Still defaulting to number one despite some stiff competition this week!
2) Ariel Winter - She has arrived and the rest need to take notice.
3) Jessica Lucas - Definitely on permanent "one of the best girls" level!
4) Hayley Atwell - She's amazingly beautiful and great!
5) Elle Fanning - Elle Fanning is cuter than MOST kittens.
6) Genevieve Buechner - Her hair. Her face. Her everything.
7) Gillian Jacobs - We need more Gillian Jacobs.
8) Abigail Breslin - Her face is great.
9) Chloe Bennet - I like her Chloe curves.
10) Dreama Walker - Dreama Walker Feelings returning...
11) Felicity Jones - It's about time I debuted her!
12) Kiernan Shipka - She's cutetastic.
13) Freema Agyeman - Her face is so good.
14) Sophie Turner - She's gotten quite skinny? But still hot.
15) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's really very attractive.
16) Katherine Ryan - I like her.
17) Emily Ratajkowski - I find her very sexy.
18) Jenna Coleman - Those Doctor Who girls and their good faces!
19) Camren Bicondova - She's a cool cat.
20) Elizabeth Gillies - She's paletastic.
21) Magda Apanowicz - It's good that she's still around.
22) Emma Roberts - She's nice out and about.
23) Krysten Ritter - She's a great actress.
24) Anna Kendrick - It's good how good she is.
25) Laci Green - Her face is good in glasses.
26) Emma Stone - I like her.
27) Elizabeth Olsen - She's good.
28) Michelle Trachtenberg - Maybe she needs two or three years of low or no rankings then she'll make a huge comeback like Natalie did!
29) Anita Rani - Yep still going with this.
30) Emily Kinney - She's small.
 
#34

1) Natalie Portman - She is the best girl ever, in my opinion.
2) Elle Fanning - Elle Fanning is amazing and beautiful and pale and lovely.
3) Hayley Atwell - The best girl in all of England!
4) Emma Roberts - She has some of the best legs. Two of them.
5) Ariel Winter - It's good that I now think she's one of the best girls.
6) Jessica Lucas - I'm continuing to permanently rank her highly to reflect her permanent greatness.
7) Gillian Jacobs - No, but really, I'm gong to need some new Gillian Jacobs soon.
8) Michelle Trachtenberg - This was a good week for new Instagram images of Michelle Trachtenberg.
9) Emily Ratajkowski - She's Ratajhotski!
10) Katherine Ryan - Her face is great.
11) Chloe Grace Moretz - I'm feeling Moretz Feelingz again!
12) Chloe Bennet - She's actually really good.
13) Elizabeth Gillies - I like her.
14) Stephanie Leonidas - Deserves great face recognition.
15) Genevieve Buechner- She's one of the best girls.
16) Eliza Taylor - It's good to see her again!
17) Bailee Madison - Bailee Madison is cutetastic.
18) Jenna Coleman - She's really pretty.
19) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's great and English.
20) Kiernan Shipka - She has a bright future.
21) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Still the MEWiest.
22) Diane Guerrero - Small and good.
23) Sarah Michelle Gellar - It's good that I like SMG again!
24) Sophie Turner - I've gone off her SLIGHTLY but she's still great.
25) Peyton Roi List - She's Peyton Roi Good!
26) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She's Sophie Tweed-Good!
27) Dreama Walker - Shorty got the what what?
28) Emma Stone - Still a Stone Cold Hottie.
29) Joey King - She's one to watch.
30) Sasha Banks - She's a nice wrestler OKAY.
 
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