Top Tens for 2023

[CaptainWacky]

#45.1

1) Jenna Ortega - YEP she's broken through. Back on top. Where she belongs. Jenna is number one.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - Chloe is BACK and you're just going to have to live with that.
3) Dafne Keen - Dafinitely still Keen on her don't think otherwise.
4) Thomasin McKenzie - Looking good for the future.
5) Anna Kendrick - You want to talk about comebacks talk about ANNA KENDBACKS.
6) Jess Bush - She's Bushtiful.
7) Kat Dennings - Great to see her this high.
8) Margot Robbie - I'm having Robbie Cravings again.
9) Anne Hathaway - Hath to say she's great.
10) Sydney Sweeney - Continues to impress.
11) Rachel Zegler
12) Kiernan Shipka
13) Lauren Tsai
14) Mckenna Grace
15) Emily Ratajkowski
16) Janelle Monae
17) Samara Weaving
18) Dove Cameron
19) Sophie Thatcher
20) Sadie Sink
21) Zoe Kravitz
22) Leven Rambin
23) Ana de Armas
24) Felicity Jones
25) Sarah Michelle Gellar
26) Adelaide Kane
27) Camila Mendes
28) Rebecca Ferguson
29) Adria Arjona
30) Brec Bassinger

 

[CaptainWacky]

#45.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - For her birthday, Kiernan Shipka decided it was time to become the best girl yet again. A good birthday for us all.
2) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - It's good to be reminded how great she is (highly great.)
3) Jenna Ortega - Her face is a perfect face.
4) Margot Robbie - Yep, definitely having strong Robbie Cravings.
5) Saoirse Ronan - Deserves high level recognition.
6) Syndey Sweeney - Sydney is strong in key areas.
7) Maya Hawke - Underrated.
8) Tessa Thompson - Great face.
9) Chloe Grace Moretz - Pretty sure I've been underrating her all year and it's wrong.
10) Jess Bush - Jess is getting more beautiful all the time.
11) Thomasin McKenzie
12) Dafne Keen
13) Hailee Steinfeld
14) Rachel Zegler
15) Adelaide Kane
16) Brie Larson
17) Teyonah Parris
18) Iman Vellani
19) Anna Kendrick
20) Leven Rambin
21) Xochitl Gomez
22) Ana de Armas
23) Christine Ko
24) Elle Fanning
25) Ivana Baquero
26) Kristine Froseth
27) Ivanna Sakhno
28) Sadie Sink
29) Kat Dennings
30) Mckenna Grace
31) Ceara Coveney

 

[CaptainWacky]

#46.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Kiki is human perfection and it feels good to say it.
2) Margot Robbie - Marghot Hottie is one of the very best.
3) Millie Bobby Brown - My Millie Bobby Feelings have strongly returned.
4) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Beautizzo is putting it mildly.
5) Amita Suman - She's Suman (someone) who deserves high level recognition.
6) Sydney Sweeney - It's good about how she looks.
7) Iman Vellani - Yep she's so nice and cute and deserves it all.
8) Emily Ratajkowski - Ratajrules.
9) Saoirse Ronan - Is staying in the top ten.
10) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face so good.
11) Jess Bush
12) Rachel Zegler
13) Emma Stone
14) Adelaide Kane
15) Thomasin McKenzie
16) Teyonah Parris
17) Kat Dennings
18) Amanda Seyfried
19) Anne Hathaway
20) Tessa Thompson
21) Maya Hawke
22) Jenna Ortega
23) Kairi Sane
24) Anjli Mohindra
25) Lauren Tsai
26) Anna Kendrick
27) Joey King
28) Anya Taylor-Joy
29) Mckenna Grace
30) Emma Raducanu
31) Maisie Williams
32) AJ Odudu

 

[CaptainWacky]

#46.2

1) Margot Robbie - There's been a lot of great photos of her lately that have her back in the Strong Best Girl Contender category.
2) Jenna Ortega - How can someone be so cute.
3) Natalie Portman - It's great to see Natalie being Natalie again.
4) Anna Kendrick - And look who else is back on top form.
5) Kat Dennings - We have an all star cast in the top five this week.
6) Millie Bobby Brown - My Millie Bobby Feelings have not gone away.
7) Thomasin McKenzie - They do call her The Super Cute Thomasin McKenzie and for good reason.
8) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Natasha Liuooks Beautizzo.
9) Brie Larson - Deserves high level recognition.
10) Emily Ratajkowski - Rat a girl.
11) Mckenna Grace
12) Hayley Atwell
13) Kiernan Shipka
14) Amita Suman
15) Chloe Grace Moretz
16) Ariana Greenblatt
17) Iman Vellani
18) Billie Eilish
19) Saoirse Ronan
20) Anna Sawai
21) Xochitl Gomez
22) Rachel Zegler
23) Kairi Sane
24) Amanda Seyfried
25) Anne Hathaway
26) Adelaide Kane
27) Emma Raducanu
28) Emma Stone
29) Jess Bush
30) Teyonah Parris

 

[CaptainWacky]

#47.1

1) Margot Robbie - It would appear we have a new pemanent number one.
2) Anna Kendrick - Anna is definitely back where she belongs.
3) Alexandra Daddario - Wario's daughter deserves serious top level recognition.
4) Jenna Ortega - Cuter than eight million kittens glued together.
5) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Liuovely.
6) Natalie Portman - Only Natalie Pormtman has Natalie Portman's face.
7) Rachel Zegler - Zeems like one to watch.
8) Sophie Thatcher - Sophs like one to Thatch.
9) Ivana Baquero - Baq again.
10) Mckenna Grace - I ken say she's full of Grace.
11) Maisie Williams
12) Kiernan Shipka
13) Xochitl Gomez
14) Anna Sawai
15) Zoey Deutch
16) Ana de Armas
17) Chloe Grace Moretz
18) Janelle Monae
19) Hayley Atwell
20) Iman Vellani
21) Zoe Kravitz
22) Samara Weaving
23) Asuka
24) Thomasin McKenzie
25) Lauren Tsai
26) Teagan Croft
27) Amanda Seyfried
28) Ariana Greenblatt

 

[CaptainWacky]

#47.2

1) Millie Bobby Brown - Back in full on Millie Mode and I can't be anyone other than who I am.
2) Margot Robbie - I'm also robidly pro Rabbie.
3) Sophie Thatcher - Thatcher is climbing the polls again.
4) Ivana Baquero - Ivana Beautuero more like.
5) Maisie Williams - High level return for this high level girl.
6) Alexandra Daddario - It'sa her, Alexandrio.
7) Alison Brie - Brieally back.
8) Jess Bush - Jess has been great of late.
9) Lauren Tsai - Her face tstuns me.
10) Mckenna Grace - Graceful beauty.
11) Anna Kendrick
12) Hailee Steinfeld
13) Natalie Portman
14) Olivia Cooke
15) Ariana Greenblatt
16) Emma Stone
17) Iman Vellani
18) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
19) Selena Gomez
20) Zoey Deutch
21) Kairi Sane
22) Ceara Coveney
23) Freema Agyeman
24) Teagan Croft
25) Jessica Chastain
26) Rachel Zegler
27) Emma Raducanu
28) Xochitl Gomez
29) Sarah Desjardins
30) Lupita Nyong'o

 

[CaptainWacky]

#48.1

1) Natalie Portman - And so it is. The Port always rises to the top, man.
2) Sophie Thatcher - I'm increasingly rabidly pro Thatcher and it feels good to say it.
3) Ivana Baquero - She has really really really been appealing to me lately.
4) Alison Brie - More like Alison Briekini.
5) Mckenna Grace - The future is here and the future is named "Mckenna Grace."
6) Alexandra Daddario - Wario's daughter more like Waluigi's Hotter (I don't know.)
7) Anya Taylor-Joy - Joy is back going into December.
8) Rachel Zegler - She's prettier than Pretty Pete.
9) Anna Kendrick - Anna brings warm feelings to hearts.
10) Maisie Williams - Yeah she's my favourite Girl of Thrones and has been for a while.
11) Sarah Desjardins
12) Margot Robbie
13) Olivia Cooke
14) Christine Ko
15) Katherine McNamara
16) Christina Chong
17) Amita Suman
18) Ariana Greenblatt
19) Reina Hardesty
20) Jess Bush
21) Dafne Keen
22) Anna Sawai
23) Lupita Nyong'o
24) Ella Purnell
25) Lauren Tsai
26) Ming-Na Wen
27) Hannah Fry
28) Jameela Jamil

 

[CaptainWacky]

#48.2

1) Natalie Portman - The best to ever do it.
2) Janelle Monae - She is spectacularly attractive.
3) Sophie Thatcher - I Thatchtinue to appreciate her.
4) Anya Taylor-Joy - We could all use some Joy this month.
5) Dafne Keen - My Keen awareness has strongly returned.
6) Kat Dennings - Katch her if you can.
7) Mckenna Grace - Graceful and good.
8) Freema Agyeman - Freema's a top level girl with low leve exposure.
9) Kiernan Shipka - Not quite full on Kiki Mode yet but it could happen.
10) Rachel Zegler - Got a feeling she'll be featured heavily in 2024.
11) Ivana Baquero
12) Christina Chong
13) Alison Brie
14) Samara Weaving
15) Maisie Williams
16) Lupita Nyong'o
17) Asuka
18) Xochitl Gomez
19) Kiersey Clemons
20) Taylor Swift
21) Chloe Grace Moretz
22) Morfydd Clark
23) Sadie Sink
24) Anna Sawai
25) Talia Ryder
26) Kiana James
27) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
28) Ana de Armas
29) Ella Purnell

 

[CaptainWacky]

#49.1

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - I can't fucking deny the Moretz Feelingz over-flowing inside of me. New permanent number one.
2) Natalie Portman - The greatest female celebrity of all time has been delivering on her reputation as of late.
3) Sadie Sink - YEP Sadie has risen back to the top and maybe she should have been there all along with her face.
4) Rachel Zegler - I'm official declaring her to be the real deal.
5) Kiernan Shipka - Kiki's legs? Great! Kiki's scrunchy nose? GREATER.
6) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - She's just a straight up beautiful woman.
7) Alexandra Daddario - I find her great.
8) Janelle Monae - She is money.
9) Billie Eilish - Had a really great look this week.
10) Amita Suman - I will continue to promote her using whatever means I can.
11) Saoirse Ronan
12) Laura Harrier
13) Grace Caroline Currey
14) Zendaya
15) Emma Stone
16) Angourie Rice
17) Lauren Tsai
18) Anne Hathaway
19) Alison Brie
20) Adria Arjona
21) Anna Kendrick
22) Anya Taylor-Joy
23) Ivanna Sakhno
24) Samara Weaving
25) Florence Pugh
26) Xochitl Gomez
27) Mckenna Grace
28) Emily Ratajkowski
29) Freema Agyeman
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
31) Maisie Williams
32) Elle Fanning
33) Jessica Chastain
34) Tessa Thompson
35) Cara Delevingne

Okay, CLEARLY I'm having a mental health crisis here with there being too many girls so I'm doing DAILY TOP TENS for a week or more until I can figure out what the Hell is going on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#49.2

1) Chloe Grace Moretz
2) Sadie Sink
3) Emma Stone
4) Kiernan Shipka
5) Anna Sawai
6) Adria Arjona
7) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
8) Natalie Portman
9) Rachel Zegler
10) Amita Suman
11) Alexandra Daddario
12) Xochitl Gomez
13) Grace Caroline Currey
14) Emilia Jones
15) Alycia Debnam-Carey
16) Selena Gomez
17) Ivanna Sakhno
18) Ella Purnell

COMMENTARY: Well, I think the last time I did this I tried to aim at 15 or fewer a day but I'm never going to do that. Emma Stone does very well and would she have reached third place if I'd waited until Sunday? Maybe not! Anna Sawai also benefits greatly from the daily list format. AN INTERESTING EXPERIMENT, ALL WILL AGREE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#49.3

1) Chloe Grace Moretz
2) Emma Stone
3) Rachel Zegler
4) Laura Harrier
5) Saoirse Ronan
6) Ivana Baquero
7) Sadie Sink
8) Anna Sawai
9) Adria Arjona
10) Christina Chong
11) Kiernan Shipka
12) Isabela Merced
13) Jenna Coleman
14) Lauren Mayberry
15) Sophie Thatcher
16) Selena Gomez
17) Jenna Ortega
18) Grace Caroline Currey
19) Anne Hathaway
20) Hailee Steinfeld
21) Natalie Portman

COMMENTARY: I am sick please help me please stop me please somebody this isn't even a joke I'm consumed I'm not normal please I need to stop but I don't want to I can't this is my oxygen but it is poisoning me please I can't live with it can't live without it I am trapped help help me PLEASE

 

[CaptainWacky]

#49.4

1) Ivana Baquero
2) Chloe Grace Moretz
3) Hailee Steinfeld
4) Emma Stone
5) Laura Harrier
6) Christina Chong
7) Sadie Sink
8) Angourie Rice
9) Anya Taylor-Joy
10) Saoirse Ronan
11) Adria Arjona
12) Mckenna Grace
13) Iman Vellani
14) Selena Gomez
15) Rachel Zegler
16) Olivia Cooke
17) Anna Sawai
18) Isabela Merced
19) Xochitl Gomez
20) Jenna Coleman

COMMENTARY: I feel calm today. Got it down to twenty. Progress. New number one as Ivana had spectacularly good pics. Would she have gotten number one on a regular twice a week list? It would have been closer. Hailee makes a strong jump with good new pics and Angourie Rice takes advantage of the daily format. Emma Stone doing well too. IT'S AN INTERESTING EXPERIMENT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#49.5

1) Hailee Steinfeld
2) Ivana Baquero
3) Rachel Zegler
4) Adria Arjona
5) Emma Stone
6) Chloe Grace Moretz
7) Sadie Sink
8) Selena Gomez
9) Laura Harrier
10) Kat Dennings
11) Iman Vellani
12) Alexandra Daddario
13) Xochitl Gomez
14) Millie Bobby Brown
15) Kiersey Clemons
16) Mckenna Grace
17) Anna Sawai
18) Christina Chong
19) Eva Green
20) Angourie Rice

COMMENTARY: See how much it's changed even from yesterday? It's interesting! Hailee back on top but is it too late to help her 2023 list ranking? Rachel Zegler heading into 2024 as the strongest one to watch in history?

 

[CaptainWacky]

#49.6

1) Hailee Steinfeld
2) Ivana Baquero
3) Millie Bobby Brown
4) Rachel Zegler
5) Anna Sawai
6) Sydney Sweeney
7) Emma Stone
8) Natalie Portman
9) Adria Arjona
10) Iman Vellani
11) Selena Gomez
12) Sadie Sink
13) Chloe Grace Moretz
14) Zoey Deutch
15) Christina Chong
16) Emerald Chan
17) Amanda Seyfried
18) Ivanna Sakhno
19) Lauren Mayberry

COMMENTARY: Millie returns to the top five where she belongs. Natalie moves back up. I think I'm getting things under control now. Tomorrow will probably be the last in this format, then back to regular top tens on Thursday.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#49.7

1) Hailee Steinfeld
2) Jenna Ortega
3) Ivana Baquero
4) Millie Bobby Brown
5) Mckenna Grace
6) Anna Sawai
7) Rachel Zegler
8) Sadie Sink
9) Selena Gomez
10) Adria Arjona
11) Kat Dennings
12) Iman Vellani
13) Sydney Sweeney
14) Chloe Grace Moretz
15) Emerald Chan
16) Christina Chong
17) Mackenzie Foy
18) Bailee Madison
19) Natalie Portman
20) Sarah Desjardins

COMMENTARY: Jenna Ortega RETURNS...just as the experiment ends for another year.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#50.1

Back to "normal" format now.

1) Hailee Steinfeld - The best girl is Hailee Steinfeld sorry for any prior confusion.
2) Jenna Ortega - Ortegreat.
3) Mckenna Grace - The future of the female celebrity world is here.
4) Rachel Zegler - Zegreat.
5) Chloe Grace Moretz - Moretz Feelingz, back again!?
6) Kat Dennings - She looked really good at her wed-enning.
7) Ivana Baquero - Continues to be great
8) Anna Sawai - Another strong one to watch.
9) Laura Harrier - So pretty.
10) Natalie Portman - Natalie should have a big year in 2024 with all the awards shows.
11) Adria Arjona
12) Iman Vellani
13) Sadie Sink
14) Selena Gomez
15) Anya Taylor-Joy
16) Christina Chong
17) Millie Bobby Brown
18) Saoirse Ronan
19) Emerald Chan
20) Zoey Deutch
21) Mackenzie Foy

 

[CaptainWacky]

#50.2

1) Janelle Monae - Yeah, she's been my favourite recently and I can't even deny it.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - I remain rabidly pro Haiz.
3) Jenna Ortega - Ortrageously good.
4) Kiernan Shipka - Can't believe I was wavering slightly on Kiki; she's the Kikiest.
5) Kat Dennings - Katinutes to be great.
6) Ivana Baquero - Has really emerged as one of the best girls in late 2023.
7) Christina Chong - It's good she made that music video.
8) Mckenna Grace - Definitely the future of the female celebrity world.
9) Rachel Zegler - She's so nice and cute.
10) Dafne Keen - Keen to see what she gets up to in 2024.
11) Laura Harrier
12) Kathryn Newton
13) Emma Stone
14) Natalie Portman
15) Chloe Grace Moretz
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Iman Vellani
18) Sadie Sink
19) Anna Sawai
20) Selena Gomez
21) Leven Rambin
22) Saoirse Ronan
23) Talia Ryder
24) Sarah Desnjardins
25) Asuka
26) Ariana Greenblatt
27) Skye Blue
28) Teagan Croft
29) Inde Navarrette

 

[CaptainWacky]

#51.1

1) Millie Bobby Brown - No one else even comes close.
2) Janelle Monae - Remains super really great.
3) Sydney Sweeney - She's the real deal and has proved it this year.
4) Dafne Keen - Keen to see what next year holds for her.
5) Rachel Zegler - She's beautiful.
6) Mckenna Grace - Another who is ludicrously high on the "one to watch" list.
7) Iman Vellani - I'm just finding her cuter and cuter.
8) Ivana Baquero - One of the best girls.
9) Christina Chong - Merry Chongmas.
10) Kathryn Newton - Has been bringing it lately.
11) Adria Arjona
12) Chloe Grace Moretz
13) Grace Caroline Currey
14) Ivanna Sakhno
15) Xochitl Gomez
16) Sadie Sink
17) Emma Stone
18) Jenna Ortega
19) Elle Fanning
20) Zoey Deutch
21) Brec Bassinger
22) Amita Suman
23) Iris Apatow
24) Emerald Chan
25) Freema Agyeman
26) Geneveive Buechner
27) Talia Ryder
28) Nicole de Boer

 

[CaptainWacky]

#51.2

1) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie is running away with it in the final weeks of the year.
2) Dafne Keen - I also love Dafne "Daffers" Keen.
3) Janelle Monae - She is Monae (money.)
4) Selena Gomez - Has really become one of the best girls.
5) Thomasin McKenzie - Thomasin has been Thomaswinning as of late.
6) Ivana Baquero - Imagine what 2024 has in store from Ivana Baquero.
7) Kiersey Clemons - Kiersey has risen fast lately and it's good.
8) Saoirse Ronan - Definitely someone I have underrated and will correct that going into the new year.
9) Karen Gillan - Karen Goodan more like.
10) Iman Vellani - She has been cutely occupying space in my brain.
11) Lauren Tsai
12) Rachel Zegler
13) Christina Chong
14) Mckenna Grace
15) Millie Gibson
16) Emily Ratajkowski
17) Adria Arjona
18) Samara Weaving
19) Chloe Grace Moretz
20) Inde Navarrette
21) Angourie Rice
22) Alexandra Daddario
23) Sadie Sink
24) Victoria Coren Mitchell
25) Anna Sawai
26) Michelle Trachtenberg

For the first time ever there will be a special CHRISTMAS TOP TEN on TUESDAY before the final regular list of the year on THURSDAY. And the I will present the 2023 list...and the Wacky Hot One Hundred version 21. If perfection is achieved there will be no Top Tens in 2024.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#52.1

1) Dafne Keen - Turns out she was the best and all along and should have been number one of every list all year.
2) Selena Gomez - Selena has been great this year and it feels good to say it.
3) Thomasin McKenzie - We need even more Thomasin in 2024.
4) Janelle Monae - Has been Top Level Monae this year.
5) Natalie Portman - Natalie has remained Natalie.
6) Laura Harrier - It's no coincidence that her name starts with the same letter as "lovely."
7) Millie Gibson - Looks like one to watch.
8) Grace Caroline Currey - I have dramatically underrated her all year and I feel ashamed.
9) Millie Bobby Brown - None of us can deny her contributions this year.
10) Sydney Sweeney - Don't try to resist her, she's the real deal.
11) Iman Vellani
12) Ivana Baquero
13) Kiersey Clemons
14) Saoirse Ronan
15) Sophie Thatcher
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Leni Klum
18) Chloe Grace Moretz
19) Emerald Chan

Final last of the year and perhaps ever on Thursday.