Top Tens for 2023

[CaptainWacky]

#36.2

1) Emily Ratajkowski - The Top Ten dynamic has been atlered.
2) Sadie Sink - Stunning Sadie still stuns.
3) Jenna Ortega - More like Jenna Cutefaceonher!
4) Billie Eilish - Feeling rabidly pro this lass.
5) Kat Dennings - YEP it's time for a well deserved top five Dennings.
6) Adria Arjona - I find her great.
7) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Beautizzo.
8) Kiernan Shipka - Is in Ship shape.
9) Zendaya - Zenhellyeah.
10) Jenna Coelman - Not ready to drop her from the top ten yet.
11) Sophie Thatcher
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Amanda Seyfried
14) Kaitlyn Dever
15) Kathryn Newton
16) Margot Robbie
17) Kristine Froseth
18) Jessica Chastain
19) Olivia Rodrigo
20) Laura Harrier
21) Brie Larson
22) Pom Klementieff
23) Alexandra Daddario
24) Emma Roberts
25) Maisie Williams
26) Christina Ricci
27) Dafne Keen
28) Anna Kendrick
29) Emily Kinney
30) Kiana James
31) Toni Storm

 

[CaptainWacky]

#37.1

1) Sadie Sink - I was wrong to take her from the top spot, she is actually the top girl.
2) Kiernan Shipka - Kiki continues to kik it.
3) Emily Ratajkowski - Ratatata.
4) Jenna Ortega - Cuter than Cute Stan.
5) Adria Arjona - Her beauty stuns me.
6) Dafne Keen - Late-breaking high level return.
7) Anya Taylor-Joy - Brings the Joy we all need.
8) Ivana Baquero - Spanish girls are good because they are from Sapin.
9) Maisie Williams - I fucking love Maisie Williams.
10) Kaitlyn Dever - Sweeter than Sweet Ken.
11) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
12) Chloe Grace Moretz
13) Kat Dennings
14) Laura Harrier
15) Ceara Coveney
16) Selena Gomez
17) Shakira
18) Lauren Tsai
19) Zendaya
20) Olivia Rodrigo
21) Amanda Seyfried
22) Margot Robbie
23) Alexandra Daddario
24) Maya Hawke
25) Zoe Kravitz
26) Kathryn Newton
27) Zazie Beetz
28) Billie Eilish
29) Taylor Swift
30) Konnie Huq
31) Emilia Jones

 

[CaptainWacky]

#37.2

1) Dafne Keen - Begun, the Keen Era has.
2) Natalie Portman - Natalie is on the rise and it's good for the world.
3) Sadie Sink - Definitely a top fiver.
4) Maisie Williams - Has been great lately.
5) Jenna Ortega - They don't come much better than Jenna Ortega.
6) Jenna Coleman - It's Jennas all the way down (actaully there's only two)!
7) Anya Taylor-Joy - Anya Taylor-Seventh on this list it seems.
8) Adria Arjona - Ar like her.
9) Kiernan Shipka - Only Kiki contains this much Kikiness.
10) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Wasn't even in Ahsoka this week but I know she's this level of great.
11) Kaitlyn Dever
12) Amanda Seyfried
13) Laura Harrier
14) Kat Dennings
15) Jess Bush
16) Zazie Beetz
17) Olivia Cooke
18) Emily Ratajkowski
19) Yasmeen Fletcher
20) Zendaya
21) Hayley Atwell
22) Milly Alcock
23) Milana Vayntrub
24) Zoe Kravitz
25) Shakira
26) Emilia Jones
27) Kathryn Newton
28) Emily Kinney

 

[CaptainWacky]

#38.1

1) Dafne Keen - Nobody else comes close.
2) Sophie Thatcher - Gotta Thatch 'em all.
3) Natalie Portman - It's been a good Portman Time as of late.
4) Jenna Ortega - Her face.
5) Anya Taylor-Joy - Makes me feel Taylor-Joy.
6) Ivanna Sakhno - Deserves high level rec-sak-nition.
7) Sadie Sink - Pale beauty.
8) Dakota Fanning - Suddenly my favourite Fanning again.
9) Adria Arjona - I'd Ajoina fan club.
10) Kiernan Shipka - Dropped slightly but still Kiki.
11) Christina Ricci
12) Zendaya
13) Cara Delevingne
14) Billie Eilish
15) Natasha Liu Brodizzo
16) Milana Vayntrub
17) Lauren Mayberry
18) Brec Bassinger
19) Dove Cameron
20) Freema Agyeman
21) Ivana Baquero
22) Keke Palmer
23) Amanda Seyfried
24) Emily Kinney

 

[CaptainWacky]

#38.2

1) Dafne Keen - I know who the future of the female celebrity world is...and the present.
2) Millie Bobby Brown - It also happens to be Millie Bobby's time.
3) Jenna Ortega - Continues to impress us all.
4) Adria Arjona - Arjona'ing the top level of girls.
5) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Hey she's beautizzo.
6) Anya Taylor-Joy - Beautiful in the Taylor-Joy way.
7) Sophie Thatcher - Thatcher is great.
8) Cara Delevingne - Very appealing to me lately.
9) Kaitlyn Dever - Cuter than the total combined cuteness of every Pope.
10) Natalie Portman - Portman is for all time.
11) Adeline Rudolph
12) Kiernan Shipka
13) Reina Hardesty
14) Ivanna Sakhno
15) Christina Ricci
16) Selena Gomez
17) Emma Watson
18) Sadie Sink
19) Lauren Mayberry
20) Amber Midthunder
21) Lily Allen
22) Ceara Coveney

 

[CaptainWacky]

#39.1

1) Jenna Ortega - Her face is a perfect human face.
2) Anya Taylor-Joy - The Taylor-Joy Way is THE Way.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - It's great to see her top level face again.
4) Natalie Portman - Natalie Portwoman.
5) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby's Time is continuing.
6) Ivanna Sakhno - Saktinues to deserve high level recognition.
7) Selena Gomez - Big Selena, as she likes to be known.
8) Dafne Keen - Daffers Keeners, as nobody calls her.
9) Adria Arjona - I like her a lota.
10) Zoe Kravitz - Just remembered I like her on a top ten level.
11) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
12) Sophie Thatcher
13) Samara Weaving
14) Cara Delevingne
15) Lauren Tsai
16) Amanda Seyfried
17) Emily Ratajkowski
18) Jessica Chastain
19) Laura Harrier
20) Genevieve Buechner
21) Adeline Rudolph
22) Ivana Baquero
23) Jenna Coleman
24) Milana Vayntrub
25) Ceara Coveney
26) Alice Roberts
27) Anne Hathaway
28) Monica Barbaro
29) Jennifer Lawrence
30) Skye Blue
31) Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

[CaptainWacky]

#39.2

1) Millie Bobby Brown - We are truly living in Millie Bobby's Time.
2) Jenna Ortega - Her face continues to be a perfect human face and I like her in all other ways too.
3) Samara Weaving - Hello there.
4) Anya Taylor-Joy - I really Taylor-like her.
5) Adria Arjona - Seems at home in the top ten...or maybe it should be the top five.
6) Dakota Fanning - The Fanningometer is leaning her way.
7) Dove Cameron - Very Dovely as of late.
8) Hailee Steinfeld - We need better pics.
9) Dafne Keen - Lives in my head (I won't specify rent free as nobody pays rent to live in my head.)
10) Selena Gomez - More like Selena Goodness.
11) Laura Harrier
12) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
13) Ivanna Sakhno
14) Teagan Coft
15) Zoe Kravitz
16) Gemma Chan
17) Sophie Turner
18) Elle Fanning
19) Adeline Rudolph
20) Emily Ratajkowski
21) Maia Jae Bastidas
22) Eva Green
23) Barbara Palvin
24) Hayley Atwell
25) Joey King
26) Maisie Williams
27) Rebecca Ferguson
28) Julia Hart
29) Mackenzie Foy
30) Lauren Tsai
31) Kathryn Newton

 

[CaptainWacky]

#40.1

1) Zendaya - Okay, we've got three months left to get this list right and let's start with the true worthy number one, none other than Zendaya!
2) Ana de Armas - She is Ana de beautmas and de-serves top level recognition.
3) Adria Arjona - Permanently in the top five and it feels good to say it.
4) Dafne Keen - It's scary how she keeps getting better, I'm literally terrified of the implicaitons!
5) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face is one of the best ever.
6) Jenna Ortega - Jenna Ortsweeter.
7) Mia Goth - Well deserved top ten return.
8) Samara Weaving - Weaving a web of beauty.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - She's great.
10) Dakota Fanning - Contiuing to experience a high level of interest in the elder Fanning sibling.
11) Millie Bobby Brown
12) Laura Harrier
13) Anya Taylor-Joy
14) Saoirse Ronan
15) Diane Guerrero
16) Teagan Croft
17) Anne Hathaway
18) Adeline Rudolph
19) Ceara Coveney
20) Emily Ratajkowski
21) Mackenzie Foy
22) Taylor Swift
23) Lauren Mayberry
24) Hayley Atwell
25) Dua Lipa
26) Brie Larson
27) Olivia Cooke
28) Gemma Chan
29) Toni Storm
30) Charli XCX
31) Ming-Na Wen

 

[CaptainWacky]

#40.2

1) Millie Bobby Brown - If you know why you're nodding right now.
2) Zendaya - She is beauty she is grace.
3) Adria Arjona - Maybe the strong Arjona feelings I've been feeling lately are permanent.
4) Jenna Ortega - Probably has the most concentrated cuteness of any girl ever when you consider how small she is.
5) Dafne Keen - We're all Keen for DafKeen.
6) Mia Goth - Yep she's a top level girl and I should rank her as such.
7) Ana de Armas - I'm down with Ana.
8) Kiernan Shipka - None more Kiki than the Kikiest.
9) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Accidentally omitted on Thursday and I hate myself for it.
10) Ivanna Sakhno - See above.
11) Samara Weaving
12) Anya Taylor-Joy
13) Laura Harrier
14) Margot Robbie
15) Anne Hathaway
16) Ceara Coveney
17) Adeline Rudolph
18) Iman Vellani
19) Adelaide Kane
20) Zoe Kravitz
21) Leven Rambin
22) Emily Ratajkowski
23) Lily Allen
24) Chloe Grace Moretz
25) Iris Apatow
26) Shakira
27) Kristen Stewart
28) Dove Cameron
29) Lauren Mayberry
30) Toni Storm

 

[CaptainWacky]

#41.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - The Kikiest has risen again, to Kik our darkest hour.
2) Emily Ratajkowski - Turns out she's great.
3) Adria Arjona - My policy of ranking her in the top five every week remains a permant one.
4) Mia Goth - Goth damn it she's nice.
5) Ana de Armas - Armas, de Ana.
6) Dafne Keen - Daffers Keeners is always high in my mind.
7) Jenna Ortega - Cuter than cats riding ducks.
8) Laura Harrier - I both love Laura and am high on Harrier.
9) Samara Weaving - She's been great of late.
10) Millie Bobby Brown - Has those Millie Bobby Qualities.
11) Leven Rambin
12) Zendaya
13) Billie Eilish
14) Kat Dennings
15) Freema Agyeman
16) Maisie Williams
17) Ceara Coveney
18) AJ Odudu
19) Sadie Sink
20) Inde Navarrette
21) Margot Robbie
22) Selena Gomez
23) Kristine Froseth
24) Phoebe Tonkin
25) Anne Hathaway
26) Yvette Monreal
27) Nathalie Emmanuel

 

[CaptainWacky]

#41.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - I'm ready to settle on Kiernan Shipka being the best girl, unless someone else proves me wrong.
2) Jenna Ortega - Cuter than the actual concept of cuteness.
3) Adria Arjona - Clearly I'm highly into her.
4) Mia Goth - Goth is the word.
5) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Definitely is beautizzo.
6) Joey King - Has been highly underrated for far too long.
7) Ana de Armas - Armtastic.
8) Adeline Rudolph - I'm finding her to be in need of top ten recognition.
9) Emily Ratajkowski - Ratatata.
10) Leven Rambin - Good at showing who she is.
11) Dafne Keen
12) Laura Harrier
13) Yasmeen Fletcher
14) Kaitlyn Dever
15) Karen Gillan
16) Samara Weaving
17) Laurel Marsden
18) Freema Agyeman
19) Ceara Coveney
20) Billie Eilish
21) Madeleine Madden
22) Margot Robbie
23) Eva Green
24) Milana Vayntrub
25) Lauren Tsai
26) Emma Raducanu
27) Emily Kinney
28) Tiya Sircar

 

[CaptainWacky]

#42.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Kiki is the bestbest.
2) Rebecca Ferguson - Definitely should be in the top five, possibly permanently.
3) Adria Arjona - Already permanently in the top five.
4) Sydney Sweeney - My Sydney Sweeney taste has strongly returned.
5) Joey King - Kingtinues to be high in my mind.
6) Jenna Ortega - I'm hearing reports that she is cute.
7) Ana de Armas - They call her High Level Armas now.
8) Billie Eilish - Billie is a nice lass for sure.
9) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - More like Natasha Looks Beautiful!
10) Holly Earl - Another cutender.
11) Florence Pugh
12) Amanda Seyfried
13) Fan Bingbing
14) Adeline Rudolph
15) Olivia Rodrigo
16) Amita Suman
17) Nathalie Emmaneul
18) Skye Blue
19) Anne Hathaway
20) Ceara Coveney
21) Yasmeen Fletcher
22) Laurel Marsden
23) Samara Weaving
24) Reina Hardesty
25) AJ Odudu
26) Thomasin McKenzie
27) Margot Robbie
28) Asuka
29) Maisie Williams

 

[CaptainWacky]

#42.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - My favourite girl, there is no doubt at all.
2) Rebecca Ferguson - But yeah I also highly find her great.
3) Jenna Ortega - I fucking love Jenna Ortega.
4) Sydney Sweeney - I find her super.
5) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby's Time has returned.
6) Gillian Jacobs - Great to see Gilly again.
7) Ana de Armas - Ana de Really Attractive.
8) Joey King - Kingtinues again.
9) Adria Arjona - She's great.
10) Mckenna Grace - She's full of Grace.
11) Xochitl Gomez
12) Christina Chong
13) Leven Rambin
14) Iman Vellani
15) Florence Pugh
16) Teagan Croft
17) Dakota Fanning
18) Yasmeen Fletcher
19) Kaitlyn Dever
20) Yvette Monreal
21) Maisie Williams
22) Jess Bush
23) Lauren Mayberry
24) Billie Eilish
25) Laurel Marsden
26) Amanda Seyfried
27) Adelaide Kane

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dr_Dave to join the ShipKadets!?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

#43.1

1) Jenna Ortega - Her face is so nice that I look at it and feel good.
2) Sydney Sweeney - Yep feeling highly back into her and I make no apologies.
3) Millie Bobby Brown - Really deserving of high level recognition for all she's done recently.
4) Anjli Mohindra - Hey she's fucking great and would be in the top five all the time if we saw her more.
5) Rebecca Ferguson - It's good she's available in LEGO now.
6) Dafne Keen - Daffers is the future and you know it.
7) Hailee Steinfeld - Lately I've started to experience Haiz cravings.
8) Samara Weaving - She's great.
9) Kat Dennings - One of the best faces.
10) Adria Arjona - Adria ain't dropping out of the top ten yet.
11) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
12) Ivana Baquero
13) Melissa Barrera
14) Jennifer Lawrence
15) Xochitl Gomez
16) Kiernan Shipka
17) Mckenna Grace
18) Joey King
19) Saoirse Ronan
20) Emily Kinney
21) Olivia Rodrigo
22) Florence Pugh
23) Kathryn Newton
24) Jasmin Savoy Brown
25) Maya Hawke

 

[CaptainWacky]

#43.2

1) Dafne Keen - Yeah, I'm Keenly Aware once more and it feels good to say it.
2) Sydney Sweeney - Feeling pretty certain I'm right about her too.
3) Jenna Ortega - Ortcuter.
4) Xochitl Gomez - Has been very impressive as of late.
5) Anjli Mohindra - Continues to strongly deserve top five recognition.
6) Kiernan Shipka - Will I go back to having her at number one soon, who knows!
7) Rebecca Ferguson - I like her a lot.
8) Jess Bush - My current favourite Trek girl.
9) Sarah Michelle Gellar - Late breaking well deserved top ten return.
10) Adria Arjona - Nope, still not ready to drop her out.
11) Thomasin McKenzie
12) Kat Dennings
13) Ivana Baquero
14) Billie Eilish
15) Lauren Tsai
16) Anna Kendrick
17) Adelaide Kane
18) Mckenna Grace
19) Sadie Sink
20) Emily Ratajkowski
21) Claudia Doumit
22) Florence Pugh
23) Hailee Steinfeld
24) Bailee Madison
25) Maia Jae Bastidas
26) Jennifer Lawrence
27) Skye Blue
28) Kristine Froseth
29) Eva Green

 

[CaptainWacky]

#44.1

1) Dafne Keen - Yeah this is permanent and yeah it feels good to say it.
2) Jenna Ortega - Her face makes me feel things.
3) Jess Bush - Jesst great.
4) Lauren Tsai - Tsai've been reminded lately why she's one of my favourite girls.
5) Sarah Michelle Gellar - SMG has been Buffying it up lately!
6) Rebecca Ferguson - Yeah on reflection she's great.
7) Anjli Mohindra - I feel she still deserves this level of recognition.
8) Thomasin McKenzie - McRising.
9) Mckenna Grace - Grateful for Grace.
10) Ivana Baquero - Has been top ten of the Top Ten worthy lately.
11) Lili Reinhart
12) Adria Arjona
13) Sydney Sweeney
14) Morfydd Clark
15) Anya Taylor-Joy
16) Xochitl Gomez
17) Laura Harrier
18) Billie Eilish
19) Saoirse Ronan
20) Karen Gillan
21) Skye Blue
22) Yasmeen Fletcher
23) Toni Storm
24) Reina Hardesty
25) Hailee Steinfeld
26) Genevieve Buechner
27) Ceara Coveney
28) Adelaide Kane
29) Emily Ratajkowski

 

[CaptainWacky]

#44.2

1) Dafne Keen - The Unbeatable Dafne Keen.
2) Jenna Ortega - Don't think that I don't love Jenna Ortega as I actually do.
3) Sydney Sweeney - I don't usually say things like "she's fucking hot" but she actually is.
4) Thomasin McKenzie - Thommo really is rising fast in my mind and heart.
5) Anya Taylor-Joy - Brings me so much Joy.
6) Jess Bush - Jess Bush is a star who treks (up this list.)
7) Lauren Tsai - Lovely Lauren Tsai lives up to her name.
8) Mckenna Grace - Newcomer of the year, some might say.
9) Zoe Kravitz - I remembered I'm highly into her.
10) Sarah Michelle Gellar - SMGreat.
11) Rachel Zegler
12) Xochitl Gomez
13) Ivana Baquero
14) Kairi Sane
15) Morfydd Clark
16) Samara Weaving
17) Amanda Seyfried
18) Sophie Thatcher
19) Felicity Jones
20) Laura Harrier
21) Billie Eilish
22) Jessica Chastain
23) Adria Arjona
24) Rebecca Ferguson
25) Christine Ko
26) Anne Hathaway
27) Maia Jae Bastidas
28) Emerald Chan
29) Skye Blue
30) Iman Vellani
31) Ella Hunt
32) Jessica Henwick