Top Tens for 2023

[CaptainWacky]

#28.1

1) Dafne Keen - I Keen't deny it. She's Daf-initely deserving a number one ranking.
2) Millie Bobby Brown - The Millie side of the force is also growing increasingly strong.
3) Gal Gadot - She is a stunningly beautiful Gal.
4) Alexandra Daddario - Back to a high degree of being back.
5) Natalie Portman - Has the cutest smile.
6) Fan Bingbing - Bingbing? Meepmeep!
7) Rebecca Ferguson - Rebecca is great, son.
8) Felicity Jones - Felicbeauty Jones for sure.
9) Lauren Tsai - I love Lauren.
10) Hayley Atwell - Hayley is back on top from in 2023.
11) Sydney Sweeney
12) Anya Chalotra
13) Billie Eilish
14) Laura Harrier
15) Gillian Jacobs
16) Karen Gillan
17) Olivia Rodrigo
18) Christina Chong
19) Adria Arjona
20) Genevieve Buechner
21) Jenna Ortega
22) Anya Taylor-Joy
23) Freema Agyeman
24) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
25) Thomasin McKenzie
26) Keke Palmer
27) Leven Rambin
28) Jess Bush
29) Emilia Jones
30) Lily Allen
31) Christine Ko
32) Natsupoi

 

[CaptainWacky]

#28.2

1) Dafne Keen - Dafne Keen just keeps winning.
2) Rebecca Ferguson - I'm highly into her.
3) Hayley Atwell - Hayley's been doing very well.
4) Alexandra Daddario - Unbelievably the daughter of Wario.
5) Jess Bush - Bushtiful.
6) Christina Chong - Chongtastic.
7) Gal Gadot - A high ranked Gal.
8) Lauren Tsai - Tasi can't get enough of her.
9) Laura Harrier - She's one of the best girls.
10) Jenna Ortega - Ort to be back in the top ten.
11) Adelaide Kane
12) Reina Hardesty
13) Jenna Coleman
14) Emma Roberts
15) Felicity Jones
16) Billie Eilish
17) Amita Suman
18) Nathalie Emmanuel
19) Millie Bobby Brown
20) Adria Arjona
21) Kat Dennings
22) Anya Chalotra
23) Fan Bingbing
24) Olivia Rodrigo
25) Selena Gomez
26) Natalie Portman
27) Mia Kirshner
28) Asuka
29) Florence Pugh

 

[CaptainWacky]

#29.1

1) Thomasin McKenzie - We have a Thomaswinner!
2) Laura Harrier - She's seriously one of the best girls I'm seriously serious, seriously.
3) Dafne Keen - Keenly aware.
4) Hayley Atwell - At-tractive.
5) Anya Taylor Taylor- It's great to see her looking great.
6) Gal Gadot - Beautifdot.
7) Alexandra Daddario - It's a-her.
8) Jess Bush - Has moved up to number one SNW girl.
9) Jenna Coleman - I continue to find her hugely pretty
10) Reina Hardesty - I am loving her striking looks.
11) Rebecca Ferguson
12) Christina Chong
13) Sadie Sink
14) Kathryn Newton
15) Emma Roberts
16) Samara Weaving
17) Adria Arjona
18) Sydney Sweeney
19) Teagan Croft
20) Janelle Monae
21) Barbara Palvin
22) Giulia
23) Emma Raducanu
24) Kiernan Shipka
25) Natalie Morales
26) Billie Eilish
27) Iman Vellani
28) Freema Agyeman
29) January Jones
30) Kat Dennings

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

#29.2

1) Laura Harrier - She's really highly attractive.
2) Thomasin McKenzie - Thomtinues to be McCutsie.
3) Kathryn Newton - Has been more than Cuteaton lately.
4) Sadie Sink - Sink is on the rise.
5) Jess Bush - Great face.
6) Ella Purnell - I'm suddenly highly into her again.
7) Alycia Debnam-Carey - Stopped thinking about her because I stopped watching her tv show and it was a huge mistake to stop thinking about her.
8) Brie Larson - Continues to look really great in trailers for her upcoming movie.
9) Jenna Coleman - Actually deserving of being in the top ten on a more permament basis.
10) Dafne Keen - Continues to be Dafne Keen.
11) Selena Gomez
12) Mia Goth
13) Hayley Atwell
14) Rebecca Ferguson
15) Christina Chong
16) Anya Taylor-Joy
17) Lili Reinhart
18) Amita Suman
19) Adria Arjona
20) Emily Kinney
21) Lucy Boynton
22) Emma Roberts
23) Barbara Palvin
24) Florence Pugh
25) Ivana Baquero
26) Joey King
27) Milana Vayntrub
28) Lauren Tsai
29) Iman Vellani
30) Ella Hunt

 

[CaptainWacky]

#30.1

1) Kathryn Newton - Kathryn Hotalot more like.
2) Ana de Armas - She's really stunningly attractive.
3) Mia Goth - Feeling strong levels of Goth attraction.
4) Laura Harrier - High level Harrier lives up to her name.
5) Thomasin McKenzie - It's good about Thomasin McKenzie.
6) Jenna Ortega - Made a welcome return to my mind.
7) Sadie Sink - The real Sink Sadie.
8) Nathalie Emmanuel - Another strong return.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - Steinmania will one day consume us all.
10) Janelle Monae - Mongreat.
11) Lily Mo Sheen
12) Jess Bush
13) Dafne Keen
14) Gal Gadot
15) Jenna Coleman
16) Ella Purnell
17) Kaitlyn Dever
18) Lauren Tsai
19) Chloe Grace Moretz
20) Inde Navarrette
21) Christina Chong
22) Billie Eilish
23) Lucy Boynton
24) Adelaide Kane
25) Adria Arjona
26) Victoria Coren Mitchell
27) Emma Raducanu
28) Emily Kinney
29) Olivia Rodrigo
30) Brec Bassinger
31) Emily Ratajkowski
32) Azita Ghanizada

 

[CaptainWacky]

#30.2

1) Selena Gomez - It's time for Selena Gomez to be rightfully ranked at number one.
2) Laura Harrier - I continue to love Laura and be high on Harrier.
3) Mia Goth - Gothen (gotten) into my brain.
4) Thomasin McKenzie - She's Toosweetasin McCutzie!
5) Kathryn Newton - Kathryn Janeway's favourite female celebrity (note: may not be true.)
6) Ana de Armas - Armasgeddon (I don't know.)
7) Jess Bush - Bush is good.
8) Kiernan Shipka - Kiki is Shipka'ing back into my consciousness.
9) Kaitlyn Dever - Dever fever is back.
10) Sadie Sink - Will not sink out of the top ten yet.
11) Lily Mo Sheen
12) Billie Eilish
13) Brie Larson
14) Nathalie Emmanuel
15) Jenna Ortega
16) Janelle Monae
17) Christina Chong
18) Genevieve Buechner
19) Reina Hardesty
20) Barbara Palvin
21) Taylor Swift
22) Lucy Boynton
23) Florence Pugh
24) Rebecca Ferguson
25) Lili Reinhart
26) Sophie Turner
27) Lou Llobell
28) Emily Browning
29) Sarah Michelle Gellar
30) Anya Chalotra

 

[CaptainWacky]

#31.1

1) Millie Bobby Brown - I can't deny it.
2) Kiernan Shipka - We're pretty much back to Full Kiki.
3) Selena Gomez - She's been great lately.
4) Billie Eilish - Bigtime Billie.
5) Lauren Tsai - Lovely Lauren is Tshigh on the list.
6) Hayley Atwell - High level Hayley is living up to her name again.
7) Ana de Armas - There's always room for Armas.
8) Mia Goth - Goth damn it.
9) Jess Bush - Jesstiful.
10) Kathryn Newton - Cute more than a ton.
11) Thomasin McKenzie
12) Lily Mo Sheen
13) Janelle Monae
14) Jenna Ortega
15) Brie Larson
16) Laura Harrier
17) Jessica Henwick
18) Fan Bingbing
19) Amita Suman
20) Sadie Sink
21) Olivia Rodrigo
22) Ella Fanning
23) Christina Chong
24) Inde Navarrette
25) Barbara Palvin
26) Lily Allen
27) Jeri Ryan
28) Angourie Rice
29) Leven Rambin

 

[CaptainWacky]

#31.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Yep, she's back. And I'm back in Kiki Mode.
2) Jess Bush - Jesst (just) great.
3) Millie Bobby Brown - Pretty Millie Bobby Brown more like.
4) Selena Gomez - Continues her hot streak.
5) Hayley Atwell - Well look who's in the top five.
6) Xochitl Gomez - Has moved up from just being one to watch.
7) Christina Chong - Chong performs a song.
8) Janelle Monae - She's great.
9) Yasmeen Fletcher - It's great to see her again and to realise she's at this level.
10) Anya Taylor-Joy - She's beautiful.
11) Ivana Baquero
12) Lili Reinhart
13) Jenna Ortega
14) Candice Patton
15) Natalie Portman
16) Mia Goth
17) Jenna Coleman
18) Kaitlyn Dever
19) Christine Ko
20) Ana de Armas
21) Billie Eilish
22) Lily Allen
23) Lauren Tsai
24) Adeline Rudolph
25) Genevieve Buechner
26) Lupita Nyong'o
27) Isabelle Fuhrman
28) Asuka
29) Sarah Michelle Gellar
30) Freya Allan
31) Anya Chalotra
32) Azita Ghanizada
33) Sarah Desjardins
34) Inde Navarrette

 

[CaptainWacky]

#32.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Kiki is the best girl and it feels good to say it.
2) Ivana Baquero - Has been tremendous lately.
3) Jess Bush - Much better than Jed Bush.
4) Millie Bobby Brown - It's always Millie Bobby's time.
5) Chloe Grace Moretz - Moretz Feelingz also feel good.
6) Sydney Sweeney - Her smile is so pretty.
7) Jenna Coleman - Jenna Greatwoman more like.
8) Yasmeen Fletcher - Yes to Yasmeen.
9) Hayley Atwell - Continues to be at well.
10) Hailee Steinfeld - Might be back.
11) Sadie Sink
12) Xochitl Gomez
13) Keke Palmer
14) Christine Ko
15) Olivia Holt
16) Christina Chong
17) Mia Goth
18) Ana de Armas
19) Freya Allan
20) Gillian Jacobs
21) Kaitlyn Dever
22) Janelle Monae
23) Jenna Ortega
24) Freema Agyeman
25) Bailee Madison
26) Isabela Merced
27) Natasha Liu Bordizzo

 

[CaptainWacky]

#32.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Kiernan Shipka is my favourite girl.
2) Sydney Sweeney - I'm also rabdily pro her.
3) Leven Rambin - She has arrived.
4) Sophie Thatcher - The Thatcher Revolution is beginning.
5) Ivana Baquero - Baq again.
6) Jess Bush - Bushtiful.
7) Milana Vaynturb - Has top level potential.
8) Jenna Ortega - Her face.
9) Olivia Rodrigo - Strongly one to watch.
10) Christina Chong - Chong isn't gone.
11) Alexandra Daddario
12) Chloe Grace Moretz
13) Jenna Coleman
14) Xochitl Gomez
15) Millie Bobby Brown
16) Isabela Merced
17) Hailee Steinfeld
18) Ana de Armas
19) Kat Dennings
20) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
21) Lucy Boynton
22) Jessica Henwick
23) Yasmeen Fletcher
24) Anya Taylor-Joy
25) Lou Llobell
26) Asuka
27) Brec Bassinger
28) Freema Agyeman
29) Emma Raducanu

 

[CaptainWacky]

#33.1

1) Millie Bobby Brown - By far.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - Suddenly feeling rabidly pro Haiz again.
3) Leven Rambin - I continue to be strongly impressed by what we've recently seen from her.
4) Sophie Thatcher - FanThatchtic.
5) Samara Weaving - Weaving her way back into my heart.
6) Jenna Ortega - Her cute face.
7) Kiernan Shipka - Could return to number one some day.
8) Jess Bush - Bush babe.
9) Olivia Rodrigo - Rodrigreat.
10) Chloe Grace Moretz - There's something about her.
11) Dafne Keen
12) Alexandra Daddario
13) Milana Vayntrub
14) Kaitlyn Dever
15) Ivana Baquero
16) Sydney Sweeney
17) Jenna Coleman
18) Emily Kinney
19) Emily Ratajkowski
20) Katherine McNamara
21) Kat Dennings
22) Yasmeen Fletcher
23) Asuka
24) Lily Allen
25) Giulia
26) Sarah Desjardins
27) Olivia Holt
28) Nicole de Boer
29) Ashley Park
30) Jeri Ryan
31) Avril Lavigne
32) Michelle Trachtenberg

 

[Mirah]

I like West Duchovny. I just watched her in Painkillers special on Netflix. But I don't find her in your lists.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Never heard of her, didn't even know Mulder had an actor daughter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#33.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - Actually yeah I've once again seen the light and the truth and that light and truth is the light and truth of Hailee Steinfeld being the best girl.
2) Leven Rambin - I am all in.
3) Ivana Baquero - I like her in a Baqkini.
4) Dafne Keen - Keen to see more.
5) Jenna Ortega - Cuter than the Pope of Cuteland.
6) Sophie Thatcher - Thatch is a catch.
7) Samara Weaving - Won't be Weaving (leaving) the list soon.
8) Kiernan Shipka - Kiki is the Kikiest, I'm sure you'll agree.
9) Tiya Sircar - Deserves a top ten ranking for all she's done.
10) Sydney Sweeney - She is going to reach the top again.
11) Iman Vellani
12) Lily Allen
13) Millie Bobby Brown
14) Kat Dennings
15) Alexandra Daddario
16) Jess Bush
17) Chloe Grace Moretz
18) Emily Kinney
19) Rebecca Ferguson
20) Thomasin McKenzie
21) Nicole de Boer
22) Emily Ratajkowski
23) Olivia Holt
24) Bailee Madison
25) Jakara Jackson
26) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
27) Christina Chong

 

[CaptainWacky]

#34.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - Nobody else even comes remotely close.
2) Dafne Keen - I Keen't believe how nice she is.
3) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - She has arrived.
4) Sophie Thatcher - Soph ain't fat, Cher.
5) Lily Allen - Has been bringing it lately.
6) Jenna Coleman - The Jennaissance is coming.
7) Christina Chong - Can't go wrong.
8) Avril Lavigne - It's good that Canada abolished the monarchy and made Avril head of state.
9) Gemma Chan - Gemma can (do well on this list.)
10) Sadie Sink - More like Sadie Rise.
11) Tiya Sircar
12) Jenna Ortega
13) Iman Vellani
14) Freema Agyeman
15) Samara Weaving
16) Zendaya
17) Leven Rambin
18) Lauren Tsai
19) Rebecca Ferguson
20) Ellie Bamber
21) Lauren Mayberry
22) Mina Sundwall
23) Christine Ko
24) Jess Bush
25) Camila Mendes
26) Natalie Portman
27) Kaitlyn Dever
28) Alison Brie
29) Bailee Madison

 

[CaptainWacky]

#34.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - The Queen of Femalecelebrityland.
2) Kiernan Shipka - I have reason to believe Kiernan Shipka is highly on the rise.
3) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Liu know it's true.
4) Lily Allen - Has been great lately.
5) Katherine McNamara - Sometimes you've got to suddenly realise how great she is.
6) Zendaya - Top level face.
7) Christina Chong - Chong't you take a joke.
8) Leven Rambin - She continues to show who she is.
9) Imogen Poots - YEP Poots is back and just as Pootsy as ever.
10) Alexandra Daddario - Wario's daughter is great.
11) Asuka
12) Dafne Keen
13) Sadie Sink
14) Billie Eilish
15) Lauren Tsai
16) Lauren Mayberry
17) Jenna Coleman
18) Iris Apatow
19) Agam Darshi
20) Camila Mendes
21) Amita Suman
22) Jess Bush
23) Brec Bassinger
24) Kiana James
25) Sarah Desjardins
26) Toni Storm

 

[CaptainWacky]

#35.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - My favourite girl out of all the girls.
2) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - I'm rabidly pro herizzo.
3) Margot Robbie - Oh hey she's one of the best girls let's remember that.
4) Zendaya - Zen's great, yeah.
5) Sophie Thatcher - They don't call her "Top Level Thatch" for nothing.
6) Lily Allen - Who would have predicted she'd end up being one of the best of year.
7) Leven Rambin - Leven continues to Rambin.
8) Sadie Sink - She's lovely.
9) Lauren Tsai - She's one of the best girls.
10) Monica Barbaro - I have no idea why I didn't include her months ago when I first watched Top Gun: Maverick but the mistake will be corrected in the coming weeks.
11) Kiernan Shipka
12) Katherine McNamara
13) Natalie Portman
14) Imogen Poots
15) Asuka
16) Iman Vellani
17) Toni Storm
18) Pom Klementieff
19) Nathalie Emmaneul
20) Freema Agyeman
21) Jenna Coleman
22) Kathryn Newton
23) Millie Bobby Brown
24) Lauren Mayberry
25) Emma Raducanu
26) Olivia Rodrigo
27) Brie Larson
28) Keke Palmer

 

[CaptainWacky]

#35.2

1) Sadie Sink - Everything has changed and it's all thanks to Sadie Sink.
2) Elle Fanning - Elle Fanning is pale and great.
3) Zendaya - Zendaya is more zen than ever, yeah.
4) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - Has been quickly established as a top level girl.
5) Margot Robbie - Long established as a top level girl.
6) Anya Taylor-Joy - Joy is returning.
7) Laura Harrier - More like Laura Ifancyher.
8) Sophie Thatcher - Thatch-her.
9) Kiernan Shipka - Always Kiki.
10) Ivana Baquero - Baq to stay.
11) Kat Dennings
12) Jenna Coleman
13) Billie Eilish
14) Adria Arjona
15) Lauren Tsai
16) Iris Apatow
17) Lily Allen
18) Barbara Palvin
19) Maisie Williams
20) Sydney Sweeney
21) Teagan Croft
22) Monica Barbaro
23) Christine Ko
24) Anne Hathaway
25) Adelaide Kane
26) Kiana James
27) Angourie Rice

 

[CaptainWacky]

#36.1

1) Sadie Sink - There is no one cuter.
2) Jenna Coleman - Has been Jenna Beautifulwoman more than ever.
3) Natasha Liu Bordizzo - It's good to have a new One Of The Best Girls.
4) Billie Eilish - Feeling rabidly pro Eilish at the moment and it feels good to say it.
5) Elle Fanning - Elle Hotting.
6) Emily Ratajkoski - She's back and she's highly good.
7) Zendaya - Zenbeauta.
8) Sophie Thatcher - Honk if Thatcher's Sophie.
9) Milana Vayntrub - Can we get her the kind of exposure where she stays in the top ten every week, please.
10) Chloe Grace Moretz - I love lovely Chloe.
11) Amy Acker
12) Adria Arjona
13) Freema Agyeman
14) Maisie Williams
15) Lauren Tsai
16) Laura Harrier
17) Kaitlyn Dever
18) Jess Bush
19) Lauren Mayberry
20) Olivia Rodrigo
21) Gemma Chan
22) Iris Apatow
23) Natalie Portman
24) Tegan Croft
25) Ashley Park