Top Tens for 2023

[CaptainWacky]

#18.1

1) Billie Eilish - The world has taken notice. Billie Eilish has reached the top.
2) Jenna Ortega - Cuter than kitten soap.
3) Karen Gillan - She's on the hottest streak of her female celebrity career.
4) Kaitlyn Dever - Few are better than Dever.
5) Natalie Portman - Another birthday with Natalie in the top five.
6) Zendaya - I'd ride all the worms for her.
7) Amanda Seyfried - Deserves far more beauty recognition than I've been giving her.
8) Margot Robbie - She's great.
9) Zoe Kravitz - Really appealing to me.
10) Angourie Rice - Has been great lately and may well continue to be for a long time.
11) Anne Hathaway
12) Adria Arjona
13) Sydney Sweeney
14) Lily Collins
15) Alexandra Daddario
16) Elle Fanning
17) Nathalie Emmaneul
18) Pom Klementieff
19) January Jones
20) Brie Larson
21) Maya Hawke
22) Lauren Tsai
23) Aubrey Plaza
24) Emily Ratajkowski
25) Amita Suman
26) Emma Roberts
27) Maude Apatow
28) Rose McIver
29) Margaret Qualley
30) Florence Pugh
31) Olivia Rodrigo

 

[CaptainWacky]

#18.2

1) Karen Gillan - The Gillan Days are NOT over.
2) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby's back in town.
3) Jenna Ortega - Jenna Ortega is one of the best girls.
4) Rebecca Ferguson - It's good to see the beautiful Rebecca Ferguson getting recognition on this list.
5) Kaitlyn Dever - Greatlyn 4ever continues to be great (forever.)
6) Billie Eilish - Still very much an Ei-fan.
7) Zendaya - I love her face.
8) Angourie Rice - Has continued to be great and it continues to feel good to say it.
9) Brie Larson - A Breauty (beauty.)
10) Zoe Kravitz - Krav-hotz.
11) Margot Robbie
12) Natalie Portman
13) Maya Hawke
14) Diane Guerrero
15) Sarah Desjardins
16) Iman Vellani
17) Christine Ko
18) Samara Weaving
19) Janelle Monae
20) Amanda Seyfried
21) Genevieve Buechner
22) Sophie Thatcher
23) Xochitl Gomez
24) Sydney Sweeney
25) Yasmeen Fletcher
26) Florence Pugh
27) Ming-Na Wen

 

[CaptainWacky]

#19.1

1) Karen Gillan - Could become the new permanent number one if she keeps this up.
2) Millie Bobby Brown - I'm Millie Bobby Inclined.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - Hair.
4) Margot Robbie - Margood Hottie continues to not actually be named that.
5) Jenna Ortega - Will never leave my head.
6) Rebecca Ferguson - She's really good looking.
7) Natalie Portman - Natalie Portman is Natalie Portman.
8) Zendaya - Zendaya is Zendaya.
9) Kaitlyn Dever - Kute Kaitlyn Kills.
10) Diane Guerrero - She's g(uer)reat.
11) Kiernan Shipka
12) Yasmeen Fletcher
13) Lauren Tsai
14) Iman Vellani
15) Billie Eilish
16) Maya Hawke
17) Amanda Seyfried
18) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
19) Emily Kinney
20) Janelle Monae
21) Christine Ko
22) Xochitl Gomez
23) Angourie Rice
24) Tiya Sircar
25) Jessica Henwick
26) Avril Lavigne
27) Brie Larson
28) Teagan Croft
29) Kayla Compton

 

[CaptainWacky]

#19.2

1) Brie Larson - She's been bringing it (Brie-inging it?) lately.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - You can always rely on Haiz.
3) Karen Gillan - I like her a lot.
4) Janelle Monae - We've seen a lot of her in recent weeks and it's good.
5) Rebecca Ferguson - Her face is super good.
6) Nathalie Emmaneul - Really really could be this high every week again with proper exposure.
7) Natalie Portman - There can only ever be one Natalie Portman, legally.
8) Billie Eilish - Should not have been out of the top ten last week.
9) Sydney Sweeney - Could easily be the future of the female celebrity world.
10) Kat Dennings - Recently I was reminded of her great face.
11) Diane Guerrero
12) Christina Ricci
13) Reina Hardesty
14) Mackenzie Foy
15) Elle Fanning
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Adeline Rudolph
18) Kaitlyn Dever
19) Jasmin Savoy Brown
20) Brec Bassinger
21) Zendaya
22) Sophie Thatcher
23) Inde Navarrette
24) Courtney Eaton
25) Millie Bobby Brown
26) Maya Hawke
27) Kiernan Shipka
28) Natasha Liu Bordizzo

 

[CaptainWacky]

#20.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - Just one of those weeks when you have the epiphany that Hailee is the best girl, happens to us all.
2) Zendaya - Zen slays ya.
3) Dafne Keen - Keen to see more of recent appearances.
4) Nathalie Emmaneul - I find her great.
5) Elle Fanning - Pale.
6) Freema Agyeman - She's super.
7) Natalie Portman - NOT No-talie Port-non.
8) Karen Gillan - Not leaving my mind yet.
9) Sydney Sweeney - She's got it all.
10) Brie Larson - Brie Larson is good.
11) Anne Hathaway
12) Iman Vellani
13) Rebecca Ferguson
14) Janelle Monae
15) Adeline Rudolph
16) Reina Hardesty
17) Jenna Ortega
18) Saoirse Ronan
19) Christina Ricci
20) Amanda Seyfried
21) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
22) Christine Ko
23) Sarah Desjardins
24) Elizabeth Olsen
25) Lauren Tsai
26) Lauren Mayberry
27) Pom Klementieff
28) Joey King

 

[CaptainWacky]

#20.2

1) Natalie Portman - Oh, go on then!
2) Hailee Steinfeld - She's reached a level of beauty and loveliness that can only be compared to, well, Natalie.
3) Dafne Keen - The Keen Era has begun.
4) Zendaya - We need an eighth day of the week named after her.
5) Elle Fanning - Quite the all star top five this week!
6) Nathalie Emmanuel - Continues to deserve high level recognition.
7) Laura Harrier - Feeling Harrier feelings again.
8) Anne Hathaway - Anne's niceness Hath not gone away.
9) Brie Larson - Brie is great.
10) Kat Dennings - It's good we've been seeing her great face lately.
11) Freema Agyeman
12) Karen Gillan
13) Jennfier Lawrence
14) Tiya Sircar
15) Fan Bingbing
16) Kiernan Shipka
17) Genevieve Buechner
18) Courtney Eaton
19) Amita Suman
20) Brec Bassinger
21) KAIRI
22) Emily Ratajkowski
23) Inde Navarrette
24) Iman Vellani
25) Emma Raducanu
26) Gemma Chan
27) Christina Ricci
28) Lauren Mayberry
29) Sarah Desjardins

 

[CaptainWacky]

#21.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - She's probably my favourite girl.
2) Scarlett Johansson - A huge and welcome return for one of the all time greats.
3) Natalie Portman - We're entering Natalie's Birthday season!
4) Brie Larson - Liking Larson.
5) Elle Fanning - An Elle of an actress.
6) Jennifer Lawrence - Also making a strong recent comeback.
7) Sophie Thatcher - Has moved beyond just being one to watch.
8) Sydney Sweeney - Has proven herself as well.
9) Laura Harrier - She's great.
10) Fan Bingbing - Fan Beautybeauty.
11) Danielle Nicolet
12) Zendaya
13) Kat Dennings
14) Millie Bobby Brown
15) Dafne Keen
16) Gemma Chan
17) Cara Delevingne
18) Emma Roberts
19) Kiernan Shipka
20) Lauren Tsai
21) Jess Bush
22) Reina Hardesty
23) Charity Wakefield
24) Maisie Williams
25) Inde Navarrette
26) Emily Ratajkowski
27) Amita Suman
28) Rebecca Ferguson
29) Ellie Bamber
30) Christina Chong
31) Freema Agyeman

 

[CaptainWacky]

#21.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - She's got it sewn up.
2) Scarlett Johansson - I continue to be happy about the huge ScarJo comeback.
3) Rebecca Ferguson - Her face is a high level face.
4) Fan Bingbing - Fan Googlegoogle more like.
5) Brie Larson - Brieally great.
6) Natalie Portman - The Queen of Naboo...and our hearts.
7) Zendaya - Zendaya is one of the best girls.
8) Jennifer Lawrence - J-Lawfully good.
9) Sydney Sweeney - Sweet Sydney soars.
10) Margot Robbie - In a Barbie world...
11) Laura Harrier
12) Sophie Thatcher
13) Bailee Madison
14) Kat Dennings
15) Courtney Eaton
16) Asuka
17) Reina Hardesty
18) Dafne Keen
19) Cara Delevingne
20) Jasmin Savoy Brown
21) Jenna Ortega
22) Christina Ricci
23) Sarah Desjardins
24) Emma Raducanu
25) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
26) Lauren Mayberry
27) Emma Stone
28) Isabela Merced

 

[CaptainWacky]

#22.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - The best girl out of all the girls.
2) Scarlett Johansson - Patiently waiting for the follow-up to the big ScarJo comeback.
3) Sydney Sweeney - Rising in my heart and mind.
4) Fan Bingbing - One of the most beautifulbeautiful.
5) Thomasin McKenzie - It's no sin to love Thomasin.
6) Natalie Portman - Hey I like Natalie Portman a lot.
7) Zendaya - Zendaya is the only person worthy of being Zendaya.
8) Rebecca Ferguson - She is beauty she is grace.
9) Kat Dennings - Need more.
10) Bailee Madison - I am a member of the Madifandom.
11) Danielle Nicolet
12) Amita Suman
13) Xochitl Gomez
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Dakota Blue Richards
16) Courtney Eaton
17) Sophie Thatcher
18) Elle Fanning
19) Christina Chong
20) Gal Gadot
21) Jessica Henwick
22) Genevieve Buechner
23) Ming-Na Wen
24) Lauren Mayberry
25) Caitlin Stasey

 

[CaptainWacky]

#22.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - I have found the best girl at last.
2) Amanda Seyfried - She is super lovely in all ways.
3) Rebecca Ferguson - Seeing her weekly really makes it clear how beautiful she is (very beautiful.)
4) Dafne Keen - Keen to get back in the top five where she belongs.
5) Thomasin McKenzie - It's Thomatime.
6) Scarlett Johansson - Okay I'm going to need some more material soon for the comeback to continue, ScarJo.
7) Karen Gillan - Her legs have walked her back into the top ten.
8) Fan Bingbing - Few can match her.
9) Jenna Ortega - Cute, small, Ortega.
10) Natalie Portman - Remaining faithful to her is not hard for me.
11) Kaitlyn Dever
12) Asuka
13) Sydney Sweeney
14) Anne Hathaway
15) Jessica Henwick
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Brie Larson
18) Xia Li
19) Ella Purnell
20) Emily Kinney
21) Jennifer Lawrence
22) Natasha Liu Bordizzo
23) Inde Navarrette
24) Ming-Na Wen
25) Emma Stone
26) Kristen Stewart
27) Courtney Eaton

 

[CaptainWacky]

#23.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - Nobody else comes close.
2) Laura Harrier - I like beautiful Laura Harrier.
3) Sydney Sweeney - Sweens like she's rising again.
4) Natalie Portman - Another Natalie Year is about to end and she's still as Natalie as ever.
5) Jenna Ortega - Cuter than the bible.
6) Amanda Seyfried - A top level girl.
7) Dafne Keen - Kennly aware.
8) Thomasin McKenzie - She Thomaswins.
9) Rebecca Ferguson - More like Rebeauty Forrealuson.
10) Scarlett Johansson - The dream of the ScarJo comeback is nearly over.
11) Fan Bingbing
12) Gal Gadot
13) Kaitlyn Dever
14) Karen Gillan
15) Elle Fanning
16) Asuka
17) Inde Navarrette
18) Milly Alcock
19) Jessica Parker Kennedy
20) Emily Kinney
21) Brec Bassinger
22) Lauren Tsai
23) Danielle Nicolet
24) Jessica Henwick
25) Teagan Croft
26) Christine Ko
27) Christina Ricci
28) Camilia Mendes
29) Charli XCX
30) Lauren Mayberry

 

[CaptainWacky]

#23.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - Hailee Steinfeld is my favourite girl.
2) Kiernan Shipka - Strong movement towards a huge comeback from her this week.
3) Rebecca Ferguson - I continue to highly appreciate her.
4) Zendaya - Another high level Dune girl.
5) Gal Gadot - The Beautiful Gal Gadot is her full name.
6) Billie Eilish - Enjoying summer.
7) Sydney Sweeney - My investment is her will pay off.
8) Natalie Portman - Another Natalie Year has begun.
9) Xochitl Gomez - Yeah she's the future.
10) Amanda Seyfried - She's great.
11) Thomasin McKenzie
12) Zazie Beetz
13) Isabelle Fuhrman
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Fan Bingbing
16) Lupita Nyong'o
17) Emily Kinney
18) Brec Bassinger
19) Holly Earl
20) Milly Alcock
21) Avril Lavigne
22) Emma Raducanu
23) Sarah Michelle Gellar
24) Reina Hardesty
25) Cora Jade
26) Nathalie Emmanuel

 

[CaptainWacky]

#24.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Summer is for Shipka.
2) Margot Robbie - Margreat Hottie is great and hot.
3) Millie Bobby Brown - YEP it's also Millie Bobby Time again.
4) Hailee Steinfeld - Had a great run at number one.
5) Rebecca Ferguson - Firmly in the top five forever.
6) Jennifer Lawrence - She makes the J-Laws and we obey them.
7) Ana de Armas - The Armas.
8) Leven Rambin - High level Leven.
9) Lupita Nyong'o - Lupita Nyong'yes.
10) Gal Gadot - Wonderful.
11) Emma Roberts
12) Iris Apatow
13) Zendaya
14) Xochitl Gomez
15) Amber Midthunder
16) Christina Chong
17) Sydney Sweeney
18) Holly Earl
19) Jessica Parker Kennedy
20) Katherine McNamara
21) Fan Bingbing
22) Laura Harrier
23) Scarlett Johansson
24) Reina Hardesty
25) Amanda Seyfried
26) Natalie Portman
27) Kayla Compton
28) Avril Lavigne
29) Jeri Ryan
30) Danielle Nicolet
31) Jessica Chastain

 

[CaptainWacky]

#24.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - She's the best girl I'm sticking with it this time.
2) Ana de Armas - Definetly the Armas.
3) Rebecca Ferguson - I'm finding her more and more beautiful and I started off by finding her very beautiful.
4) Christina Chong - Chongtastic.
5) Gal Gadot - Has been Gal Gagreat lately.
6) Sydney Sweeney - Super sweet Sydney is super and sweet.
7) Lauren Tsai - I feel I have been underrating her and it must end.
8) Millie Bobby Brown - Leaving her off the list would be a Millie Bobby Crime.
9) Angourie Rice - More like Angourie Good!
10) Janelle Monae - Janelle Hotae.
11) Leven Rambin
12) Dafne Keen
13) Margot Robbie
14) Emma Roberts
15) Tessa Thompson
16) Reina Hardesty
17) Fan Bingbing
18) Xochitl Gomez
19) Holly Earl
20) Hailee Steinfeld
21) Felicity Jones
22) Jess Bush
23) Courtney Eaton
24) Sarah Desjardins
25) Jennifer Lawrence
26) Selena Gomez
27) Skye Blue
28) Lauren Mayberry
29) Jameela Jamil

 

[CaptainWacky]

#25.1

1) Jennifer Lawrence - The J-Law says I legally have to have at number one and I respect the J-Law.
2) Kiernan Shipka - The Kikiest girl out of all the girls.
3) Gal Gadot - Her Gal Gagreat status has remained unchanged or only grown.
4) Ana de Armas - Invented arms.
5) Rebecca Ferguson - Really greatuson.
6) Christina Chong - Chong is not wrong.
7) Hailee Steinfeld - Also known as Great Hailee Steinfeld.
8) Laura Harrier - Every time I see her I think "yeah she's one of the best girls."
9) Zendaya - Zen is great, yeah.
10) Inde Navarrette - I predict big things for her soon.
11) Janelle Monae
12) Sydney Sweeney
13) Zazie Beetz
14) Millie Bobby Brown
15) Brec Bassinger
16) Natalie Morales
17) Lauren Tsai
18) Sophie Thatcher
19) Keke Palmer
20) Xochitl Gomez
21) Hayley Atwell
22) Amita Suman
23) Samara Weaving
24) Kaitlyn Dever
25) Lili Reinhart
26) Jenna Coleman
27) Pom Klementieff
28) Emilia Jones

 

[CaptainWacky]

#25.2

1) Rebecca Ferguson - I've been liking her so much lately that I'd be literally lying if I didn't give her a number one ranking.
2) Hailee Steinfeld- The Steinfeld mind virus is taking over again and I welcome it.
3) Kiernan Shipka - Let's not let the Kiki fires go out.
4) Christina Chong - Chongtastic Christina climbs.
5) Jennifer Lawrence - Lawfully good.
6) Maisie Williams - I'm feeling this level of into Maisie Williams at the moment and it feels good to share it.
7) Gal Gadot - Gal Gahot.
8) Ana de Armas - Ana de Armhot.
9) Angourie Rice - Rice to see her, to see her...
10) January Jones - More like JUNE Jones!
11) Chloe Grace Moretz
12) Natalie Morales
13) Inde Navarrette
14) Amber Midthunder
15) Selena Gomez
16) Tiya Sircar
17) Sophie Thatcher
18) Hayley Atwell
19) Pom Klementieff
20) Margot Robbie
21) Teagan Croft
22) Laura Harrier
23) Zendaya
24) Jess Bush
25) Keke Palmer
26) Amita Suman
27) Kathryn Newton
28) Skye Blue

 

[CaptainWacky]

#26.1

1) Rebecca Ferguson - She's the best girl and it feels good to say it.
2) Kiernan Shipka - She's the second best girl.
3) Millie Bobby Brown - It's Millie Bobby's Time again.
4) Christina Chong - Christina Chight.
5) Maisie Williams - YEP Maisie has entered the Top Five and nothing will ever be the same again.
6) Gal Gadot - Beautifdot.
7) Hailee Steinfeld - Hey it's Haiz.
8) Anya Taylor-Joy - Her beautiful face is always great to see.
9) Margot Robbie - Marbie World.
10) Angourie Rice - Rice feelings persist.
11) Jennifer Lawrence
12) Teagan Croft
13) Ana de Armas
14) Sydney Sweeney
15) Chloe Grace Moretz
16) Nathalie Emmanuel
17) Asuka
18) Jenna Ortega
19) Selena Gomez
20) Samara Weaving
21) January Jones
22) Freya Allan
23) Dafne Keen
24) Amber Midthunder
25) Olivia Rodrigo
26) Reina Hardesty
27) Sarah Desjardins
28) Jessica Henwick
29) Lily Allen
30) Anya Chalotra

 

[CaptainWacky]

#26.2

1) Rebecca Ferguson - She is the most beautiful woman.
2) Christina Chong - She has arrived.
3) Kiernan Shipka - The Kikiest.
4) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby's great.
5) Sydney Sweenery - Really breaking into the top level of girls now.
6) Jennifer Lawrence - J-Law rules.
7) Margot Robbie - Robbie Rooby Doooo.
8) Anya Taylor-Joy - The girl who brings Taylor-Joy.
9) Adelaide Kane - Jolan tru.
10) Gal Gadot - Gal Greatdot lives up to her name.
11) Teagan Croft
12) Maisie Williams
13) Hayley Atwell
14) Holly Earl
15) Reina Hardesty
16) Ella Hunt
17) Angourie Rice
18) Taylor Swift
19) Hailee Steinfeld
20) Emily Kinney
21) Olivia Rodrigo
22) Iris Apatow
23) Milly Alcock
24) Mia Goth
25) Chloe Grace Moretz

 

[CaptainWacky]

#27.1

1) Sydney Sweeney - Strongest possible number one ranking possible and this may well be permanent for real.
2) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Bobby Rules.
3) Rebecca Ferguson - I also love the beautiful lady named Rebecca Ferguson.
4) Natalie Portman - And look how great Natalie Portman continues to be.
5) Christina Chong - You can't go wrong with Chong.
6) Felicity Jones - It's great to see the lovely Felicity Jones back in high level list action.
7) Margot Robbie - I liked her before all the people who discovered her through Barbie, making me a better fan.
8) Bailee Madison - Heeeeeeey hey Bailee.
9) Nathalie Emmanuel - I like this Girl of Thrones a lot.
10) Dafne Keen - Keen to return to the top ten, it seems.
11) Tiya Sircar
12) Kiernan Shipka
13) Christine Ko
14) Teagan Croft
15) Freya Allan
16) Reina Hardesty
17) Gal Gadot
18) Pom Klementieff
19) Maisie Williams
20) Hailee Steinfeld
21) Ana de Armas
22) Adelaide Kane
23) Joey King
24) Anya Chalotra
25) Holly Earl
26) Jeri Ryan
27) Thomasin McKenzie
28) Anya Taylor-Joy
29) Sophie Thatcher
30) Iris Apatow
31) Myanna Buring

 

[CaptainWacky]

#27.2

1) Sydney Sweeney - This is it for the rest of the year, folks!
2) Millie Bobby Brown - It's been a great Millie Bobby Time lately.
3) Lauren Tsai - High ranked Tsai.
4) Natalie Portman - Nobody else has what Natalie Portman has.
5) Rebecca Ferguson - Really strongly into her still.
6) Christina Chong - La'an Noonien-FINE.
7) Felicity Jones - Felicpretty Jones for sure.
8) Anya Chalotra - Turns out she has a great stomach.
9) Hayley Atwell - Also not short of great features.
10) Fan Bingbing - Beautifulbeautiful.
11) Kaitlyn Dever
12) Jess Bush
13) Genevieve Buechner
14) Teagan Croft
15) Bailee Madison
16) Christine Ko
17) Olivia Rodrigo
18) Jeri Ryan
19) Freya Allan
20) Reina Hardesty
21) Hailee Steinfeld
22) Brec Bassinger
23) Pom Klementieff
24) January Jones
25) Azita Ghanizada
26) Isabele Merced
27) Agam Darshi
28) Myanna Buring
29) Charli XCX
30) Emilia Jones
31) Inde Navarrette