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TROLL KINGDOM HOUSE! **nudity**

Owing to bandwidth restriction, you can have sex in the TK house, but the male must withdraw every 60 seconds.
 
Gagh said:
Owing to bandwidth restriction, you can have sex in the TK house, but the male must withdraw every 60 seconds.
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Don't they usually anyway? Mister Studly thinks he goes for hours, yet usually manages to do the deed during a commercial break.

:D
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missmanners said:
Mister Studly thinks he goes for hours, yet usually manages to do the deed during a commercial break.

:D
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Try recharging the batteries.
 
Gagh said:
Try recharging the batteries.
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[thrifty]Batteries are a waste of money![/thrifty] And I dont own any toys. Well at least not naughty toys. I can still remember the first time I saw this shop on N'Awlins a few years ago...
Do you remember those movement activated singing fish?

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Oh god, my neighbor's got one of those. Bubba bass or somesuch. Just because he likes to complete that white trash image.
 
LOL, no, but this one shop in N'Awlins had a movement activated wiggling and music playing dildo. I was in there for teaspoons and that thing started doing the Billy Bass right beside me! I let out a screeeeech that made everyone jump and no I didn't buy it!!
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missmanners said:
Oh really dear.... missmanners would never waste the cookie fund on cold plastic when warm fingers are free.

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Sponge Fingers? Fresh tray?
 
Oh, goodness Shatna!!

I'm glad I didn't have anything in my mouth when I read that, it would have been spewed all over my kb and monitor!

Great stuff, can't wait to see what happens next.
 
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