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True Blood "Beyond Here Lies Nothin" PLUS S2 analysis AND advance S3 squee-ness

Clearly it wasn't that episode, nor the one where Claire's flying around with her boyfriend.
 
I thought it was funny that during a sequence of drama clips, from shows like Lost and The Mentalist, TB and BSG (two shows the emmy's snubbed) got the biggest applause from the audiance.

Deep down, we're all a bunch of vampire fangirl loving cylons who want Baltar to fuck us.

umNO?
 
After the hell is driving women to want men who look like women?
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Christ, that looks like a fuckin' closet lesbian with a sincere overbite!
 
He's Swedish. They all look like girls over there.
 
Don't be jealous!
 
BEAR MCCREARY SHOULD HAVE WON TOO.
 
True Blood Executive Producer: Someone Will Die

We'll be saying goodbye to at least one character next season on True Blood, executive producer Alan Ball tells TVGuide.com exclusively.

"Somebody is going to bite the dust and it's going to be really good to see them get what they deserve," Ball says.

The only clue the Blood boss would reveal is that "it's a person we'll be happy to see go."

The HBO drama is set to return next summer for its third season.

So who could this mystery person be? Who's death will actually make the fans happy? Sound off in the comments.
Many think that season 3 will lean on the third book for storylines. I'm trying to think of who is left that people really hate -- aren't all the real baddies they've paraded beore us dead/gone now? Someone like Hoyt's mom or Tara's mom are annoying but not evil...so far. I wouldn't be ecstatic if they died. WHO IZZIT?

And if it's a choice between Eric and Bill, please, dump Bill. BOOOOO-RIINNNNNNGGGG.

Oh and LOL NEW SEASON DOESN'T START FOR 8 MONTHS SO WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO WONDER
 
Maybe he's just trying to make us think it'll be a regular, but it'll probably be someone new!
 
That would make him a SILLY BITCH!
 
Maybe a regular will turn evil before the end of next season so they can be killed off, because right now I can't think of any candidates. Eric's the only bad guy, but he's a fan favourite.
 
I want Godric back. I want his front, too.
 
The Fellowship of the Sun guy could die.
 
^That's who I was thinking.
 
The Fellowship of the Ring guy? The what? You'd think if they were going to make yet another soap opera about metrosexual bipedal mosquitos they could throw in just a dash of originality.
 
Jason's PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSS abs become the new sheriff. Or something. MOAR NEKKID JASON.
 
...yes.
 
Season 3 won't happen for 8 months, so I'm not starting a new thread yet.

CASTING SPOILERS (SORT OF) AND OTHER STUFF IN ARTICLE BELOW

Extremely juicy 'True Blood' spoilers below!

by Michael Ausiello
Oct 27 2009 06:37 PM ET

For a backwater burg with only a single watering hole, Bon Temps sure does have a lot of colorful characters passing in and out (well, those that end up making it out). Case in point: Check out the motley crew Alan Ball and Co. are introducing in season 3 (premiering next summer). While Ball teased some of these arrivals in my recent Q&A (from Sep, link here), there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into the actual casting notices.

* Tommy Mickens is a grungy but handsome man in his early ‘20s who just so happens to be Sam Merlotte’s long-lost younger brother. Apparently, at some point he’ll be showing his unadorned backside, which, with Sam’s similar feral tendency towards the “full moon,” proves that they really must be related after all.

*After his mysterious abduction, Bill finds himself with the latest addition to the True Blood Gallery of Impossibly Attractive Male Vampires (or the TBGIAMV). Talbot, a bitingly (har har) sarcastic vampire with a model’s looks, will appear starting in the second episode as a guide of sorts for the kidnapped vamp.

* More news on the PYT front is the appearance of Jesus Velasquez, an unordinary orderly with a heart to match his good looks.

* In a friendly bit of one-upmanship, Tara gets her very own over-protective vampire buddy. And a “sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy” one at that. That’s right, four sexys. Eat that, Sookie. The neckbiter, Franklin Mott, is also clearly in the running for TBGIAMV status.

* We’ve had vampires, shape-shifters, and demi-gods, and now the next supernatural spook to waltz through Louisiana is…rednecks?! Well, maybe they aren’t so unearthly, but they can sure pack a punch and we can expect a group of them, led by a guy named Coot (of course), to unleash their mobile home magic on some of our dear characters.

* Jason Stackhouse will find that his notoriously limitless libido has taken a hit, when two NYU girls, Jen and Missy, ménage à try to get him into the sack to little avail.

* Yvetta, Fangtasia’s new Czechoslovakian dancer, is tremendously hot and comfortable being in the buff. Oh, and she makes lots of sexy time with Eric. (Don’t shoot the messenger!)

* Tara’s ever-distraught mom turns to the church for comfort (and maybe a little more) in the form of the honorable Reverend Daniels.

Got casting suggestions for any of the above? Share ‘em below! (Additional reporting by Keith Staskiewicz)

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