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Under the Dome

WHO HAS THE FOURTH HAND?
 
I HOPE IT'S ME. AND I GET TO HOLD HANDS WITH ANGIE.
 
Where'd that one chick come from?

I don't think they're all that creative, so the fourth hand has to be Junior, right?
 
Junior's mom was a really shit artist. I drew better than that when I was 10.
 
Well she was a mentalist.
 
OMG, that was hilariously bad.

DO WHAT I SAY OR I WILL TELL... how many times do you have to make a threat like that? APPARENTLY many times, and then it was all for nothing anyway because Julia wants Barbie's dong!

Big Jim isn't afraid to drown your mother. Never forget that!
 
Well damn, I forgot it was on again. I was too wrapped up in that unsold pilot on SyFy which was like a fusion of SG-1 and 7 Days, but shittier than both.
 
It was hilarious how fast Maxine set up DOME CLUB and how the town has a never ending supply of EVIL GOONS.
 
All you need is a box of salt or a bottle of soda and YOU'RE IN. I guess Maxine takes a pinch of salt and a sip of every soda.
 
I guess all the diabetics are dead now so they don't have to worry about insulin anymore.
 
I think that might have been the worst Under the Dome episode ever? NOT SURE. The mini dome, and the domenado were AWESOME, I mean anything that has to do with the dome and the mini dome and the angry tornado making dome is my favorite part of the show.... BUT the stuff with Big Jim, Maxine, and Barbie? Just plain bad, horrible, practically unwatchable.

DING DONG MAXINE IS DEAD. That was unexpected. I thought they'd drag that horrible plot out forever. Big Jim does not hesitate to kill people.

Linda is still the worst police officer on the planet.
 
Episode 3 was on here last night, but I turned it off after the "we're a same sex couple with a daughter, like... CONTEMPORISE... MAN" bit and watched Breaking Bad instead.
 
The writing was so hilariously bad in the latest episode. Why did Mad Max even shoot Julia (and do that stupid head bob after) anyway? What was the point of the Fight Club story? Why did the black lesbian disappear? WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING!?
 
I still like it better than Revolution.
 
I wonder why they don't run out of air or what air they have hasn't become seriously toxic.
 
That was a major plot point in the book but this town has a forest and most of a big lake with part of an island with more trees and greenery and apparently only about 50 people in the entire dome so unless they start a tire fire, they should be good for several more seasons.
 
Also early in the season they found out that water can seep through the dome, so I guess if water can, then air can too? MAYBE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?!!!! Problems people have under the dome only persist for as long as the story arc requires and then it's never a problem again, like DIABEETUS.
 
Like killing someone's husband, getting sexually intimate with her, worrying obsessively that she's going to find out and when she finally does, she's like "oh yeah, I figured you killed him. Oh well, he was kind of a dick."
 
Well, I might forgive Barbie of murder too. HE'S HOT.
 
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