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Unfunny people who make a living trying to be funny.

Michael McIntyre has made a career out of doing a 'silly' walk and complaining that perfectly reasonable things are bizarre and insane and I hate him for it.
 
If we've drifted from "unfunny performers" to unfunny shows, How I Met Your Mother and King of Queens are some of the unfunniest garbage I've ever accidentally watched.
 
Kathy Griffin is a one trick pony with a lousy trick and Chelsea Handler is a drunk whore.

I appreciate that you girls have to tow the feminine line. Thankless work that. At least when it comes to funny. Girls should stick to what they do best.
 
It occurs to me that it may seem like I don't like things English which is not true. Speaking of one trick ponies - I just watched Guy Richie's Rock n Rolla again and it was very funny.
 
I don't mind him too much actually. Yes, he talks about completely mundane things (like the etiquette surrounding those spinning turnstile entrance thingies where only one person can reasonably fit in each segment "Are you coming in? Are you coming in? I don't know! AM I?!" *audience laughs* But somehow he does manage to make it genuinely funny, imo. Maybe it's just that he's so exuberant and not just bitching about everything or making lazy sex jokes like a lot of male comedians do.
 
And Mister Bean is comedy genius, especially when you watch Blackadder and realize the same mind came up with both concepts. You just have to disregard the movies which are absolute crap. Watch a bunch of old Charlie Chaplin/Buster Keaton stuff and go back and look at Bean again, and you'll see the comedy timing. Take him off the list or I'm throwing a pie at you.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I don't mind him too much actually. Yes, he talks about completely mundane things (like the etiquette surrounding those spinning turnstile entrance thingies where only one person can reasonably fit in each segment "Are you coming in? Are you coming in? I don't know! AM I?!" *audience laughs* But somehow he does manage to make it genuinely funny, imo. Maybe it's just that he's so exuberant and not just bitching about everything or making lazy sex jokes like a lot of male comedians do.
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Him = Michael McIntyre
 
I can't reach down far enough to get to Mr Bean. And besides, I'm already completely covered in pie. I see a whoopie cushion in you future my brash friend.
 
dogbert said:
I always like the people who arent supposed to be funny but come off to me a freakin hilarious.
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'Gear said:
Kathy Griffin is a one trick pony with a lousy trick and Chelsea Handler is a drunk whore.

I appreciate that you girls have to tow the feminine line. Thankless work that. At least when it comes to funny. Girls should stick to what they do best.
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What are you talking about?
 
'Gear said:
Which part?
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"I appreciate that you girls have to tow the feminine line." and "Girls should stick to what they do best." I reckon.

I guess you're just trolling for outrage or something. It's alright.
 
Cassie said:
"I appreciate that you girls have to tow the feminine line." and "Girls should stick to what they do best." I reckon.

I guess you're just trolling for outrage or something. It's alright.
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Tongue-in-cheek fooling around.

But we can disguss things seriously and with furrowed brows if you'd like.

Are you one of those chip-on-your-shoulder feminist types? Because they're the funniest girls ever.
 
Yeah, I chipped my shoulder while I was washing dishes today. And towing lines is hard work, they're heavy.
 
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