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Unfunny people who make a living trying to be funny.

As far a producing shit that is unfunny I think we're (US) way out ahead.
 
I will not take any shit about Benny Hill. Strike him from this list and add Whoopi Goldberg.
 
Chevy Chase has never been funny.

Speaking of never been, you say Howard Stern 15 yrs back. I say never.

Martin Short - That dance thing he does with his knees together and his chest caved in must end. Steve Martin too. It's been a good long while for him.

Benny Hill. Excruciating.

/ducks

Sorry to hear you guys have early onset dementia.:rwmad:

You could be right about Benny Hill though. I've only ever seen him run around to zany music. Does he do other comedy bits?
 
I'll happily add Whoopi Goldberg and raise you any cast member from Cheers, but Hill stays.
 
/starts running

MR. BEAN!
 
/starts running

MR. BEAN!

I'll give you that one. Smiles and mutters to himself like a senile old man. Half his confusions and misunderstandings would be cleared up if he actually spoke intelligibly.
 
Seth Macfarlane; "Weird Al" Yankovic.
 
Both funny. Gervais can be unfunny sometimes but when he's on he's fucking hilarious. Russel is a legend, don't step.

I've enjoyed Ricky's stuff in the past but Life's Too Short was SO FUCKING TERRIBLE in every way that he's really going to have to do something to prove he's still funny. And smug "it's the viewers that are wrong!" interviews aren't it.

Sarah Millican is the other one I hate. She's constantly on telly here as well.

I started a hate thread for her here a couple of months ago. It went over well!
 
Seth Macfarlane is as funny as any working female commedian out there today.
 
Ricky's case may be served by not wearing a $175,000 wristwatch in those interviews where he's explaining why unfunny is my fault.
 
Gear doesn't like the ladies.
 
I love ladies. I'm particularly fond of good looking ones. I just don't think they're funny.
 
Bridesmaids was funnier than The Hangover.
 
^Blasphemy

Don't make me talk shit about Faulty Towers.
 
Faulty Towers is funny but painful, as Bick and I found out when we tried to watch it.

We could only get thought two episodes at a time (I forget how much we ultimately got though).
 
My wife is from Sweden where, as a child, someone told her FT is funny. She believed them. I've watched my share.
 
Faulty Towers is funny but painful, as Bick and I found out when we tried to watch it.

We could only get thought two episodes at a time (I forget how much we ultimately got though).

Painful in what sense? Old fashioned? Cringeworthy?

I haven't seen a whole episode in years, but I used to love them as a child, particularly Communication Problems.
 
Kathy Griffin is hilarious, Chelsea Handler is kinda funny sometimes, but she can't act for shit and they shouldn't give her her own tv show just because she sucked fitty cent's dick.
 
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