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Posted by Gremlin on 01 July 2000 at 11
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What indeed....
June is over. You probably already knew that. But it's important for another reason: BangBang is as unreliable as he is stoopid.
I let this wait for a while. There were a couple of reasons. One of them involved the month of June, which you'll understand once you've read the following. The other reasons are probably also obvious enough, but I'll explain those next, just for BangBang....
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-----Original Message-----
From: callisto67/Lorraine [mailto:
[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, June 08, 2000 12:24 PM
To: Kelley
Subject: RE:
this one?
Lorraine Christian
[email protected]
Chief Volunteer Operations Officer
Cyberangels Internet Safety Organization
www.cyberangels.org
ICQ #163271
-----Original Message-----
From: Kelley [mailto:
[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2000 5:52 PM
To: callisto67/Lorraine
Subject: FW:
-----Original Message-----
From: Hank Henschaw [mailto:
[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2000 1:55 AM
To:
[email protected];
[email protected];
[email protected]
Subject:
Bet you never thought you'd hear from me again. Figure old Gremlin would
have
offed me by now. Putting a hit out on someone usually does this sort of
thing. But not against me. I didn't survive Gremlin's first murder attempt
in October to die at the hands of the military soldier and Canadian lackey's
threats against my life. Nor their precious god's attempts threats either.
No. His server remained down long enough for me to learn what it'll take to
survive. Now, with it's being ready this June, well, to you wonderful idea
of
revenge, I will strike first. I tried to be reasonable. I asked for help.
I
did everything I was supposed to, even to offer the most amount of help
possible. I tired to get them the mental help they needed. They did this to
a
15 year old boy before. Now they try it on me. Who's next? Any kid or
adult
really. Seeing as how the Grempire, as they like to call it, is a cult
that's
against the idiots of the world. 96% of the populace fall into
that,including
you all. Hence my trying to help save their minds, or what's left of it.
However, no one would help me. You all just laughed at me and gave me the
run
around. So be it! If you will not help protect me from the Gremlinites,
then
I'll just have to make sure you must protect them from me!
By your command. I'm going to do to them what they plan to do to me this
June. I'm going to hunt them down like animals, and I'm going to destroy
them. That's right. Not kill them. Destroy them. Killing is something you
people believe in. Not me. I'm going to do the worst thing a human could
possibly have to endure. Death will only end their agony, and silence their
shame. So instead, I'm simply going to break them. Thanks to comic book
violence, I have learned never to kill. Nobody gets off that easily, least
of
all after threatening and stalking me. Not to mention, Gremlin's previously
failed attempt on my life in October. Gremlin the false idol, shall be
first
(he actually considers himself a god, as is indeed worshipped). I already
have two addresses on him: Gremlin CO Rainbow Ridge Publications, 1990 150th
Avenue, Indianola, Iowa 50125 and Gremlin PO Box 440393 Aurora, Colorado
80044. He looks exactly like Jeff Goldblum. He's like 6'4, and very very
skinny. He hangs out at restauants like Bills and Perkins, with his Sony
laptop and digital camera, smoking away and belittling everyone who comes
in.
He's in Denver, CO, now. See, I can easily find out about him, too. I don't
need to ask "his" friends for help, like he did of mine. I also know one of
his many weak points. His ego. All I have to do is e-mail
[email protected] and say I have a copy of his book, News Of The Stoopid
(which does contain pie bomb building instructions, as he himself brags
about
all the time), and I'm going to be in Denver on any given day. Where will
you
be so I can meet you and get an autograph. Once he tells me, I'm there.
AND
THAT FUCK IS TOAST! Think of all the fun I can have with him. I can easily
debobbitize him (You know, off with his head, down with the stalk), and then
castrate him. Trust me, it's best he never has a begotten child. Plus,
it's
only fair that I do. After all, he took away my most precious, and it was a
birthday present no less. Only fitting I do the eye for an eye, a tooth for
a
tooth, a nail for a nail, a most precious, for a most precious. So good-bye
Gremmy's most precious. And it was a birthday present, no less. Then,
following in the eye for an eye bit, I'm going to do to him, what you humans
did to me. You cost me my right eye, so now he loses his. Then there's
plenty of body mass to slice and dice. Slashing is so much fun nowadays.
Arms and legs to massacre and amputate. Backs and bones to break, necks to
snap, paralysis to induce. And of course, home made lobotomies. Right
through the left side, specifically, the speech center. You do know what
happens to people who get brain damaged there, don't you? All I'm saying
is,
big surprise. Of course, this will happen to all the Gremlinites. Even the
few females in this cult. Yes, thanks to medical incompetence, I now know
how
to hurt women. Off with their breasts. The emotional damage alone is the
most fun, yes/no? The interesting part is how two members were kids when
they
joined 2 years ago. 1 still is. He lives in Arizona, uses IP 63.14.195.5 -
1Cust5.tnt4.phoenix.az.da.uu.net UU.NET e-mail addy
[email protected]
and his dad works for a high-tech audio design firm in boulder. This is who
you allow to be corrupted, and will go down, as well.
Had you bothered to care about me, I'd have simply had Gremlin, Imp, Hunter,
Host, and Swyndle, the main offenders, institutionalized, where they could
get
the help they so badly need, as stated before. But you decided my life was
worth squat, not even. You called it two guys going back and forth on a
message board (the wave of cyber stalkings/crimes of the 21st centurey,
BTW).
Said I wanted revenge. No. I wanted them healed. But thanks for the idea.
Their minds can never be healed. No one wants them institutionalized for
their/our safety. So if I can't help heal their minds like I want to, I'll
do
things your way, and damage their bodies just as badly as their minds are.
I
must protect myself. It's do or die. They want me to die, now they'll spend
a
lifetime begging to die. However, I'm going to make sure medical science
keeps
them alive and in agony for a long time to come. A very long time indeed.
For the promise of a little mercy, Gremlin will help me track down his
followers. And you inspired me. Thanks > : )
You see, you really should have helped me out. Instead of ignoring me, you
should have worked with me. For I'm the second. A mere child was first.
You
see, they go after kids AND adults. Which means more youths are in danger.
And you're helping them. So I must stop them alone. You'll of course be
thanking me, because Americans don't like child abusers. If you think I'm
bluffing, remember, I was with them for 2 plus years before I learned they
were dead serious and escaped their cult brainwashing. You see the penalty
for escaping. I even asked
http://StopNetAbusers.org for help but they
refused to even acknowledge my existence. Guess all you so called
protectors
are all talk, no action. To scared to venture past baby mild tiff chat
rooms.
The big boys play on Message Boards. And get off scott free, thanks to you
and your kind. So, go ahead. I'll do what you all are too scared and
powerless to do. Stop the Gremlinites, and save the world. Then you can
explain to the world why you let this happen. Course, Hunter (AKA
Tabitha)shall be dishonorably discharged from the army. Which you should
have
had done anyway. Then of course try her for treason and conspiracy to kill.
She did sneak Gremlin a gun and some biochemical weapons. Germs. Now, she
and her fellow fools shall all suffer the fate. And the Army can explain why
they're training soldiers to kill innocent civilians. But hey, I'm sure the
American people, as well as the world, will understand.
Maybe they'll blame me for stopping the blood shed. After all, if you think
what happened at Wendy's was bad, or Columbine, well, these folks have
analyzed their mistakes, and what they plan to do to me and others is far
worse.
Go ahead, think Gremlin's not planning this. If you ignore it, it'll go
away.
All thanks to me. By the way, Gremlin was right about one thing. Our
psychotic, unstable, insane fiend did figure out the truth about me. I am
an
alien. So anything I do is all nice and legal. Besides the fact Universal
Law dictates I do this to them (your country is in our universe), I have
Diplomatic Immunity by your own misbegotten laws. See, it's all just a game
to me, too. While Gremlin studied me like an animal, calling me his hobby,
and playing a game where he collects info and stores it in a text file, I
play
a very different game. In my game, I damage molecular structures on a life
altering level. A paralyzed paraplegic isn't a fun thing to be. A know
about, oh say, 12-15 who will have fun being so. They have no choice.
To think, if you would have helped me out when I asked, maybe none of this
would have happened. But you didn't. So it will. It must. My life and
all
the lives of the children and my fellow adults must be saved. America isn't
designed to handle people like Gremlin, and so I will stop them, by using
the
same tricks those before me have. Like I said, I'm doing to them what they
will do to me. You thought Coloumbine and Wendy's was horrible? Wait until
I
go all INS on their bodies. Their internal organs shall be treated exactly
as
Eilan Gonzalous was. I do not want to do this. You are making me. I must
do
this. To protect the world from devastation. To unite all peoples into one
nation. To promote the beauty of truth and love. To extend my rules to the
stars above. I will protect the human race from the Grempire, even if I
must
do it alone. I hope you're happy and still laughing. Nobody wanted to
help
me when I asked. Now there will be much suffering for your crimes against
me
and all peoples of this world. And when Gremlin posts my info, I'm also
comming after you allas well. See, Amercians don't liek Big Brother putting
their personal specks on the Net for the world to see. So, I'm gonna have
so
breaking fun with your bodies as well. Not that you can stop me. You're
little tricks for teaching people how to stalk each toehr are quite useless
off a chat room (baby land). Heck, you couldn't even track down my personal
info with just my credit card number. Here, try and find out lots about me:
5420969100031840. I know that you can't Not even an experation date.
Why couldn't you have helped me when I asked for it? Why did you try and
doom
me for. Why? WHY!
Which give you some idea what's been going on here.
June has come and gone. I remain. Nice job, Banger; get lost leaving your basement again?
The other reasons....
In fact, here:
An Open Letter to Kevin Stern
Kevin Stern, 'Hank Henschaw', 'Tooney', 'SciFi', 'if_ics', 'Utahraptor', 'Overlord', '
[email protected]', 'ZipMon', et bleeding al:
Read this to yourself very slowly, you anomalous little dickfucker, and try to understand.
You don't get to win. All the pleading in the world will not allow you to win. All the pseudonyms written from your 'friends' on your behalf will not allow you to win. You lose. Completely.
A smarter assloaf would be wondering why he was still allowed to walk the streets. Not you. You seem to think you have a case against me. For hurting your feelings. For declining to publish your alleged novels. You claim diplomatic immunity because you're an alien. You are an idiot. Ask anyone: you're an idiot. My opinion, of course; one shared by everyone with whom I've discussed this--and there have been a lot of people recently.
EMailing stopnetabusers.org to narc me out for hurting your underdeveloped feelings didn't work. They ignored you, assuming you were certainly an idiot, and possibly psychotic. They have been very helpful to me.
EMailing cyberangels.org produced similar results; you already know that. I almost feel indebted to you for introducing me to their upper management. Almost. We've had a lot of fun laughing about you and your probable suicidal tendencies. They were also extremely helpful in involving the FBI.
On which note: the FBI are concerned about you, BangBang. EMailing them didn't help you at all. They've been watching you for some time, it seems. People just don't trust you to remain rational. Those who presume you to be rational until proved retarded, anyway.
Which brings me to this: the spooks are ready to move on you, Dumbass. It hasn't happened yet. There was the bit about June to technically consider; there was also the vastly entertaining game of Count the Libel we've been playing. Even overlooking that
[email protected] bit you pulled in UseNet [you weren't technically lying to Hunter about your alter ego resembling a troll, after all] you've still suggested a number of things you simply cannot prove, by any stretch of the imagination...at least, in the professional opinions of my legal staff.
And yes: I'm quite aware of your name, history, physical address...your entire dossier, really. But, as you're beginning to suspect, the possession of information is not illegal, and does not indicate a conspiracy to assassinate anyone. That only becomes an issue when you start planning to cut off Hunter's tits. I'd rather you didn't do that. It's something I feel kinda strongly about.
The FBI are also aware of your location, as I'm sure you'll understand. Yes, Fucknut: they are watching you. Not because you're an alien: because you're an idiot. And because you're likely dangerously insane. Because I have no intention of letting you kill me, or any of my people.
Again: you lose.
That said, I'm going back to officially forgetting about you. I'll be reminded soon enough, I suppose. See you in court.
--Gremlin
So there's that. In case anyone was unclear exactly who the badguy really was.
That's about it for now.
More Later...
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