Vernon Kay died

[CaptainWacky]

In actual GENUINE dead British celebrity news, Stephen Gately from Boyzone died.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/544219/Boyzone-star-Stephen-Gately-dies.html

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He always seemed really nice. Too young.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Holy shit! That's incredible. How awful.

 

[Mentalist]

I saw the news and immediately thought of this thread. Shit is spooky. Let's not do this again.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No, let's not be afraid of this newfound power. Next time we should be more tactical. And use it for good.

Captain Wacky: Scarlett Johansson's gone topless in her new movie

*3 days pass*

Captain Wacky: Good news everyone! Michelle Tractenberg really is going topless in her new movie!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well if it had been a middle-of-the-road tv present who'd died instead of a pop singer it would have been a bit spookier.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Steve Jones dodged a bullet, then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT'S the other one I was trying to remember! I hope he doesn't get shot now.

 

[headvoid]

Michael Winner died last night after falling into a vat of toxic waste left over from the set of the 1970's Batman starring Adam West.

*crosses fingers*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Great, that's Ken Russell fucked.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A-HA! I know you're lying, because Batman was in the SIXTIES, not the SEVENTIES!

If you had said the ANIMATED Batman & Robin series starring Adam West, THEN your bases would have been covered. J'ACCUSE!

 

[whisky]

I was going to point that out too.

BTW, the other week I in-putted someone's details who had quit smoking, his name was Richard Grayson.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Menty really did trick me into thinking The Great Khali had died in response to this thread.

 

[Gagh]

It's been a year since Vernon Kay died, and still nobody has noticed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tess Daly's emotion chip was stolen at the time.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I have adog. Her name is Jenny. She likes peanut butter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cunt.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Some people just have no respect for the dead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm right browned off.