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Vernon Kay died

He always seemed really nice. Too young.
 
Holy shit! That's incredible. How awful.
 
I saw the news and immediately thought of this thread. Shit is spooky. Let's not do this again.
 
No, let's not be afraid of this newfound power. Next time we should be more tactical. And use it for good.

Captain Wacky: Scarlett Johansson's gone topless in her new movie

*3 days pass*

Captain Wacky: Good news everyone! Michelle Tractenberg really is going topless in her new movie!
 
Well if it had been a middle-of-the-road tv present who'd died instead of a pop singer it would have been a bit spookier.
 
Steve Jones dodged a bullet, then.
 
THAT'S the other one I was trying to remember! I hope he doesn't get shot now.
 
Michael Winner died last night after falling into a vat of toxic waste left over from the set of the 1970's Batman starring Adam West.

*crosses fingers*
 
Great, that's Ken Russell fucked.
 
A-HA! I know you're lying, because Batman was in the SIXTIES, not the SEVENTIES!

If you had said the ANIMATED Batman & Robin series starring Adam West, THEN your bases would have been covered. J'ACCUSE!
 
I was going to point that out too.

BTW, the other week I in-putted someone's details who had quit smoking, his name was Richard Grayson.
 
Menty really did trick me into thinking The Great Khali had died in response to this thread.
 
It's been a year since Vernon Kay died, and still nobody has noticed.
 
Tess Daly's emotion chip was stolen at the time. :(
 
I have adog. Her name is Jenny. She likes peanut butter.
 
Cunt.
 
Some people just have no respect for the dead.
 
I'm right browned off.
 
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