Volpone
Zombie Hunter
I *gotta* stop lurking there. Because they say things that make it clear that they don't understand something and I want to try to explain it for them. But I know that they think they know everything, so even if they were smart enough to understand what I was saying, they wouldn't listen or make the effort to understand.
The Elon Musk thread. It's like "a billion dollars is a lot of money. If I was a billionaire I'd just go around and give out money to help people. 'Here, legless hobo, have a half million dollars.' 'Here little old lady, here's a new AC unit'..." or "If you made $10,000 every month from the day you were born, it would take until you're 83 to make a billion. ..."
There's an old book called "The Richest Man in Babylon." Really it is a series of pamphlets that were published by Some Guy in Olden Dayes to teach people about money. You can find it online free if you want. Anyway, one of the nuggets from it is "make your money work for you." You get some money and, instead of spending it, you save it. And you put it to use somewhere where it will make you money without any effort on your part. Over time the money that your money made makes its own money--while you're saving other money to put to work too--and you get a snowball effect. This is the part of "If you made $10,000 every month..." that they aren't seeing: You maybe don't make ANY money for 8 years. But then you make a dollar and next month you make $2. Pretty soon you have hundreds of thousands and make thousands a month and it just keeps snowballing. Which in turn answers the "If I was a billionaire...": Billionaires aren't fucking Scrooge McDuck with a big Money Vault. How much money do they think is tied up in SpaceX? Tesla? X? The Iron Man project? You can conceivably be a megabillionaire an still not actually have a lot of cash just laying around. And what you do have you probably need.
I could post that over there but it would just get jeers and mocking. Because they know everything. So instead I just watch how well things are going for these super geniuses and smile quietly.
The Elon Musk thread. It's like "a billion dollars is a lot of money. If I was a billionaire I'd just go around and give out money to help people. 'Here, legless hobo, have a half million dollars.' 'Here little old lady, here's a new AC unit'..." or "If you made $10,000 every month from the day you were born, it would take until you're 83 to make a billion. ..."
There's an old book called "The Richest Man in Babylon." Really it is a series of pamphlets that were published by Some Guy in Olden Dayes to teach people about money. You can find it online free if you want. Anyway, one of the nuggets from it is "make your money work for you." You get some money and, instead of spending it, you save it. And you put it to use somewhere where it will make you money without any effort on your part. Over time the money that your money made makes its own money--while you're saving other money to put to work too--and you get a snowball effect. This is the part of "If you made $10,000 every month..." that they aren't seeing: You maybe don't make ANY money for 8 years. But then you make a dollar and next month you make $2. Pretty soon you have hundreds of thousands and make thousands a month and it just keeps snowballing. Which in turn answers the "If I was a billionaire...": Billionaires aren't fucking Scrooge McDuck with a big Money Vault. How much money do they think is tied up in SpaceX? Tesla? X? The Iron Man project? You can conceivably be a megabillionaire an still not actually have a lot of cash just laying around. And what you do have you probably need.
I could post that over there but it would just get jeers and mocking. Because they know everything. So instead I just watch how well things are going for these super geniuses and smile quietly.