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What do Women Want

Or just kiss me goodnight, get up out of my bed and leave so I don't have to cook you breakfast in the morning. Thats what I want.
 
I mean really. Treat me like a lady in public. Take me to a nice fancy dinner, spoil me, love me then take me home and fuck my brains out. Just like you want a lady in public and a slut in the bedroom, really it isn't all that different. Yes there is a time and place for everything. Yes we want you to be sweet. I just want you to be yourself.
 
The thing about assholes vs the nice guy-for some reason some of us still feel the need to be protected by our significant other. So we want to make sure that he is sweet enough to us-but just asshole enough to defend and stand up for us-because you know-we will be attacked as we are walking down the road like we are in some sort of western or something.
 
J&L Massacres said:
Poll is for women. You're just a pathetic dual.
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Is that the refrain of the simpleminded on this board?

"I can't think of anything clever to say, so I'll call her a dual?"

I don't think you are an idiot, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?
 
Diane said:
Is that the refrain of the simpleminded on this board?

"I can't think of anything clever to say, so I'll call her a dual?"

I don't think you are an idiot, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?
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You're analyzations fail once again. Wtf? I don't know what to call you, so I'll call you a dual? I'm glad you have a constant delusional state of mind. It'll be easying to make fun of you without you getting offended.
 
Dual said:
Don't mind the simpletons, Diane.
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No worries there: they have no mind, so I don't mind them.

On the other hand, they seem to enjoy shitting their pants and competing amongst themselves for the biggest stain, so I have no objection to cheering them on to the amusement of the rest of us.
 
J&L Massacres said:
You're analyzations fail once again. Wtf?
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WTF, indeed! When you can actually deploy real English words, you might be able to keep up. I have to apologise, though. I left my Gibberish to English dictionary at the office, so you'll have to get one of your ass clown buddies to translate for you.

I don't know what to call you, so I'll call you a dual?
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Hell, why ask me? You're the paranoid schizophrenic seeing alts, and duals, and doppelgangers (oh my!) everywhere.

No wait. I take that back; paranoid schizophrenics are far more coherent that you are. I don't want to insult people unnecessarily.

I'm glad you have a constant delusional state of mind. It'll be easying to make fun of you without you getting offended.
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Wow! IKYABWAI.

You're right at the cutting edge of 1988 flaming technology, aren't you. Next thing you know, you'll be telling me I have 'smelly bum' and everyone else 'not to feed the trolls'. Christ, I bet you still have a graphic for it.

There are ancient Sumerians who are laughing at your flame technologies.
 
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