What do Women Want

[Seph]

or alternatively go away dianne you...Douche?

 

[Mirah]

I can't vote for all women, but I won't date or spend time with jerks. I've had quickie sex with a few, but nice guys are way more attractive from both a short-term and long-term standpoint. Dating a nice guy rewards everyone and encourages good behavior.

I put jerks in my pocket, I can't seem to get them out of there.

 

[Seph]

use a hammer

 

[Mirah]

put em in the slammer

 

[Mirah]

Y'know dual, hummus whoever
You have to ask yourself
"What is it that I want?"
Do I want to be a jerk and attract a girl who likes me for being a jerk?
Do I want to be a nice guy and attract a girl who likes me for being nice?
Either way if you are not yourself or true to yourself she will pick up on it
and be turned off by it most likely.

 

[Mirah]

There is this classic single bitter young guy at work.
He blames woman for him being single
dude, he is always putting them down too- (them as in me us-but w/e I don't take it personaly dude is a douche bag)
He aint gettin laid (Not by me)
I think he is payin for it

 

[Seph]

having Seph as a friend. Shite

 

[Loktar]

Do I want to be a nice guy and attract a girl who likes me for being nice?

Yes. this.

 

[Seph]

i am nice when im not saying CUNT

 

[Mirah]

Cunt.

 

[Mirah]

Cunt Face

 

[Mirah]

Cunt Licker

 

[Gagh]

I think what women really want are novelty slippers shaped liked animals, a nice tub of Haagen Dazs. and a mute Robert Pattinson.

 

[Mirah]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm