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Transformers 2:

Robot porn made from an eighties cartoon. Lived up to it's foundation. Was definitely plenty of bang, but plot was thin (as is the case with most Micheal Bay) though I was able to keep up with the plot. Bumblebee having relost his voice annoyed.

If you liked the cartoons probably the movie is for you. If you like "robot porn with 'splodeys" movie is for you. If you expect oscar material don't bother.

6/10
 
GI Joe :

Though the CGI effects are ludicrous, it is an entertaining movie. Byung-hun Lee is such a badass, but those who have seen "A Bittersweet Life" would know that such an accomplished actor deserves to be in something better. 6/10

Public Enemies :

It wasn't entertaining, nor was it interesting. 4/10.

Iron Man :

I would've preferred if it went into a more oldschool direction. Still a good movie for what it is. 7/0

Vantage Point :

Not bad. 7/10.
 
I watched Inside Man, a couple of days ago.

It was very good. I thought it would be another generic heist movie, but it's the smart plot, and Denzel Washington & Clive Owen's solid performances that set this one apart.

8/10

Denzel Washington? Love your NIGGERS, don't you? The man should not be a top-paid actor, he should be at a concentration camp smashing rocks into gravel for some of our roads.
 
GI Joe :

Though the CGI effects are ludicrous, it is an entertaining movie. Byung-hun Lee is such a badass, but those who have seen "A Bittersweet Life" would know that such an accomplished actor deserves to be in something better. 6/10

Public Enemies :

It wasn't entertaining, nor was it interesting. 4/10.

Iron Man :

I would've preferred if it went into a more oldschool direction. Still a good movie for what it is. 7/0

Vantage Point :

Not bad. 7/10.

G.I. Joe, clearly a fucking rip-off of Timothy Zahn's 'Cobra' series. Were I Zahn, I would be calling the lawyers. But, hold off on the lawyers. We don't need Jews contacting other Jews about yet another Jew stealing the work of a fellow Jew. Fuck the Jews.

Vantage Point was excellent. an 8/10.

I liked 'Push'. The bitches were hot. Dakota Fanning is hot.
 
Vantage Point was excellent. an 8/10.

You are clearly a clueless fucking moron ! That movie had that NIGGER Forest Whitaker save a little girl (instead of molesting her, as would a NIGGER do realistically) and provide invaluable data that helped saving the White president.

Furthermore, it had a fucking CAMEL JOCKEY outsmart the fuck out of the entire intelligence apparatus of the Uncircumcised Shitpile of Asserica ! But that's not much of a plot hole, because we're talking about the dumb fucks who elected a NIGGER as their President.
 
You are clearly a clueless fucking moron ! That movie had that NIGGER Forest Whitaker save a little girl (instead of molesting her, as would a NIGGER do realistically) and provide invaluable data that helped saving the White president.

Furthermore, it had a fucking CAMEL JOCKEY outsmart the fuck out of the entire intelligence apparatus of the Uncircumcised Shitpile of Asserica ! But that's not much of a plot hole, because we're talking about the dumb fucks who elected a NIGGER as their President.

A camel jockey 'outsmarted' the fuck out of the entire intelligence apparatus of the USA in a MOVIE, yes? A NIGGER 'saved' a little girl rather than rape the fuck out of her in a MOVIE. A NIGGER provided important intelligence which would help save a white president in a MOVIE.

Please, put down the Elmer's, and stop sniffing it any further. I would also suggest you stay away from MOVIES, as you are clearly confusing them with the real world. Atta boy.
 
'The Wrestler' is a clearly a file for afficionadoes of faggotry. You have just proven you are nothing more than a fag, watching men romp about in their underwear.

You're gonna THINK faggot when I take a jackhammer to your ass ;)

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You're gonna THINK faggot when I take a jackhammer to your ass ;)

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Ah, so you clearly admit to partaking in the rainbow coalition. Well done. This post of yours shows courage on your part, but it would also seem to bring out my disgust in your ilk. I have always called for the extermination of all fags/dykes. No doubt you would top that list.
 
GI Joe was a lot of fun. It was just like the 80's cartoon. Really. JUST like the 80's cartoon. A couple times I started to roll my eyes at the rediculousness, and then remembered that they did the same damn stuff in the cartoon and I laughed instead. The cast was enjoyable, except for Duke. He was too passive, and a weak link. I prefer to think of him as being so passive because in a way the audience was Duke; and seeing the movie through his eyes. Anyways now that the Channing Tatum male dancer video was leaked my estimation and entertainment has moved up one or two notches.

Storm Shadow was so cool.
I was disappointed to see him die; but not only does he probably have nanomites fixing him back up, he also dies and falls into icy waters in the comics, only to come back.

The toys are great fun. Having trouble finding the doctor. Beware, if you don't/didn't like the cartoon this is not the movie for you.
 
Public Enemy

5/10

Johnny Depp is hot and was a good actor, but everything else was bad. :(
Christian Bale did a really bad job, and everyone's accents were really cliche and fake.

I ended up making out through about the last half of the movie. :p
 
You are clearly a clueless fucking moron ! That movie had that NIGGER Forest Whitaker save a little girl (instead of molesting her, as would a NIGGER do realistically) and provide invaluable data that helped saving the White president.

Furthermore, it had a fucking CAMEL JOCKEY outsmart the fuck out of the entire intelligence apparatus of the Uncircumcised Shitpile of Asserica ! But that's not much of a plot hole, because we're talking about the dumb fucks who elected a NIGGER as their President.

I should remind you, the camel jockeys outsmarted the entire US intelligence services in having perpetrated 9-11, so the movie has some truth to it. duh?
 
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