.aquehonga
Fairly sure he is locked in a cellar somewhere, the locks have long been removed but he doesn't like to "venture out"
0/10 - wears the gimp mask on Fridays
Today I was thinking how scary it is all of these things that could happen to our kids. I thought, "Man, if I had kids, I would keep them locked up until they were 18......"
Oh wait
yeah
nvm
"Man, if I had kids, I would keep them locked up until they were 18......"
You should join the army to get away from your controlling mother. It worked for Buster Bluth.
You should just go Loktar.
If you return safely, you've disproved your mom, if not she wins. Either way it's a win/win situation.