What if one of us was keeping someone in a cellar?

[USUC]

There's nothing fun about what we do in our cellars.

Sssshhhh, I'm trying to look all offended and stuff. This is out-rage-us!!

 

[headvoid]

I hope you people aren't making light of those poor girls held captive. Talk about rampant insensitivity. Wow. Just wow.

I've never been more convinced someone was guilty.

How do we contact the authorities? Can we trace his IP?

 

[USUC]

Hrumph. Nobody took the bait. I guess I don't play outraged very well.