when trying to get over a guy

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Yes.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
"Hosting the Oscars" sounds like being the guest of honor at a gang bang. Moreso now than ever.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
So that's what he meant.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Should I watch the one armed movie? It's supposed to be good but it's just a guy trapped under a rock for two hours...
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I never watched it. Maybe he does Foghorn Leghorn impressions into his camcorder or something while he's waiting for the arm to fall off.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Yeah, haven't seen it either. I would just end up fast forwarding to the part where he cuts his arm off.
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
I think they use flashbacks to his life back home to fill up the rest of the time, but I still can't imagine it being that interesting.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Would it be petty if I trolled said man who has pissed me off?
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Probably. But would it give you an evil Palpatiney hand-wringy sense of satisfaction?
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Yes. But I'll be a good girl.
 
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