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when trying to get over a guy

Probably best not to go see a movie with his look-a-like in it. Damn you James Franco.

You went out with a one-armed guy who flew a bat-glider & fucked up hosting the Oscars?
 
Yes.
 
Boy are you ever stuffed if that's your 'type'!
 
"Hosting the Oscars" sounds like being the guest of honor at a gang bang. Moreso now than ever.
 
So that's what he meant.
 
Should I watch the one armed movie? It's supposed to be good but it's just a guy trapped under a rock for two hours...
 
I never watched it. Maybe he does Foghorn Leghorn impressions into his camcorder or something while he's waiting for the arm to fall off.
 
Yeah, haven't seen it either. I would just end up fast forwarding to the part where he cuts his arm off.
 
I think they use flashbacks to his life back home to fill up the rest of the time, but I still can't imagine it being that interesting.
 
Would it be petty if I trolled said man who has pissed me off?
 
Probably. But would it give you an evil Palpatiney hand-wringy sense of satisfaction?
 
Yes. But I'll be a good girl.
 
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