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What about lions?
 
Kraven the hunter trailer is up, it's absolute dog shit
 
 
whisky said:
Kraven the hunter trailer is up, it's absolute dog shit
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So it is. And I'm bewildered. I mean, who is actually clamoring for a Kraven the Hunter movie? I mean, he isn't even a particularly interesting Spidey villain. The idea of giving him a standalone movie is only something Disney would come up with. And at this point I don't even understand that, because Kraven should be a black woman animal rights activist by current Disney standards.
 
It's a Sony movie.
 
Sony will keep cranking out these Spidey related spin offs until they get bought by Disney or go bankrupt.
 
People with midwestern accents make me unreasonably angry, and always have. When I was 19 or 20 years old, still in college, I went to a meeting for this company called Equinox. Nobody told me beforehand that it was a "multi level marketing" company -- i.e. a pyramid scheme -- but what prevented me from falling prey to it was that the woman making the "presentation" had a midwestern accent, and kept talking about how "phe-naaaaaaaaam-enal" the products were. By the third, "phe-naaaaaaaaam-enal", I had an irresistible urge to beat her to death with one of the water purifiers she was describing, so I left.
 
Do you think the wreck of the submarine will also become a tourist attraction?
 
People will take submarines down to look at it. And die. Which will be ironic.
 
The Question said:
People with midwestern accents make me unreasonably angry, and always have. When I was 19 or 20 years old, still in college, I went to a meeting for this company called Equinox. Nobody told me beforehand that it was a "multi level marketing" company -- i.e. a pyramid scheme -- but what prevented me from falling prey to it was that the woman making the "presentation" had a midwestern accent, and kept talking about how "phe-naaaaaaaaam-enal" the products were. By the third, "phe-naaaaaaaaam-enal", I had an irresistible urge to beat her to death with one of the water purifiers she was describing, so I left.
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Smells like Iowa.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Smells like Iowa.
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Fortunately for my sanity (such as it is, HO HO HO) Iowans don't seem to have that awful, obnoxious accent. Not like Minnesotans. Jesus Christ, being in Minnesota drove me up a fuckin' wall and into the ventilation shafts.
 
Yeah, well dat's what yer gonna get, dontcha know? Heckuva deal. You betcha.
 
When I get time, I need to make a Venn diagram of Freddie Mercury, George Washington, and Sir Mix-A-Lot.
 
The whole thing is good, but

 


Run Cassie!
 
Russian angry mobs seem much more effective at nearly changing the government.

Also the cost to one of us to go down in that submarine in proportion to what it cost a billionaire would be 25 pence.

Pretty sure I wouldn't bet my life on something like that.
 
This covers so many people I follow...

 
 
 
 
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