Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[CaptainWacky]

What about lions?

 

[whisky]

Kraven the hunter trailer is up, it's absolute dog shit

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Volpone]

Kraven the hunter trailer is up, it's absolute dog shit

So it is. And I'm bewildered. I mean, who is actually clamoring for a Kraven the Hunter movie? I mean, he isn't even a particularly interesting Spidey villain. The idea of giving him a standalone movie is only something Disney would come up with. And at this point I don't even understand that, because Kraven should be a black woman animal rights activist by current Disney standards.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a Sony movie.

 

[whisky]

Sony will keep cranking out these Spidey related spin offs until they get bought by Disney or go bankrupt.

 

[The Question]

People with midwestern accents make me unreasonably angry, and always have. When I was 19 or 20 years old, still in college, I went to a meeting for this company called Equinox. Nobody told me beforehand that it was a "multi level marketing" company -- i.e. a pyramid scheme -- but what prevented me from falling prey to it was that the woman making the "presentation" had a midwestern accent, and kept talking about how "phe-naaaaaaaaam-enal" the products were. By the third, "phe-naaaaaaaaam-enal", I had an irresistible urge to beat her to death with one of the water purifiers she was describing, so I left.

 

[whisky]

Do you think the wreck of the submarine will also become a tourist attraction?

 

[The Question]

People will take submarines down to look at it. And die. Which will be ironic.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

People with midwestern accents make me unreasonably angry, and always have. When I was 19 or 20 years old, still in college, I went to a meeting for this company called Equinox. Nobody told me beforehand that it was a "multi level marketing" company -- i.e. a pyramid scheme -- but what prevented me from falling prey to it was that the woman making the "presentation" had a midwestern accent, and kept talking about how "phe-naaaaaaaaam-enal" the products were. By the third, "phe-naaaaaaaaam-enal", I had an irresistible urge to beat her to death with one of the water purifiers she was describing, so I left.

Smells like Iowa.

 

[The Question]

Smells like Iowa.

Fortunately for my sanity (such as it is, HO HO HO) Iowans don't seem to have that awful, obnoxious accent. Not like Minnesotans. Jesus Christ, being in Minnesota drove me up a fuckin' wall and into the ventilation shafts.

 

[Volpone]

Yeah, well dat's what yer gonna get, dontcha know? Heckuva deal. You betcha.

 

[Volpone]

When I get time, I need to make a Venn diagram of Freddie Mercury, George Washington, and Sir Mix-A-Lot.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

The whole thing is good, but

 

[Dr Dave]

Run Cassie!

 

[whisky]

Russian angry mobs seem much more effective at nearly changing the government.

Also the cost to one of us to go down in that submarine in proportion to what it cost a billionaire would be 25 pence.

Pretty sure I wouldn't bet my life on something like that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This covers so many people I follow...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]