Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

I am a time traveler from what you call the late 1960s. Unfortunately, I'm only able to travel forward in time at a fixed rate and the process ages me and is eventually going to kill me.

 

[whisky]

Me too, the fact I have not been to space is a constant annoyance.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

I was in five guys yesterday.

No, not in a row.

 

[Volpone]

For some time, I thought the refrain of Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping" was "I've got no car, let the Wookie win and I'll learn to play guitar."

 

[jack]

For some time, I thought the refrain of Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping" was "I've got no car, let the Wookie win and I'll learn to play guitar."

I always thought the lyric in "Purple Haze" was "Scuse me while I kiss this guy" so I feel you.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mirah]

More like, "Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle and the cow jumped over the moon and the dog laughed" nursery rhyme

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Discuss:

 

[jack]

JEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! JEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Possum Pie, anyone?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

This is still one of the best things that history has to offer.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MRS. LANDINGHAM WAS IN THAT IN A COP UNIFORM OMG OMG

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Yes, please.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[jack]

Batter yet give him two fish. One to eat and one to slap himself with for not figuring out how to get his own food!

 

[whisky]

Woman at the chip shop gave me my fish I'm exchange for an amount of my earth pounds.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is still one of the best things that history has to offer.

Who needs a mega python and gatoroid when you've got women fighting!