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Since I've considered myself a Christian all my life it seemed like, after more than a half century, maybe I should read the Bible. Catholics aren't really big on reading the Bible but nonetheless...

It's slow going. My only hope was to read it out of order. Do the New Testament before slogging through Leviticus, Deuteronomy, and Numbers, etc.

There is finally a light at the end of the tunnel. BUT! Apparently the Catholic Bible has extra books and additions to existing books in the Old Testament. And some of them are quite lengthy, so I'm not as close to the end as I thought I was.

OK. All that said, I'm working on "Minor Prophets" right now and reading "Hosea." And if I had to sum it up neatly, I'd describe it as "Go home, God, you're drunk":
GOD: "OY! Turd. Marry a slut. When she has a kid, name him Pig Cunt, because Israel has been a Pig Cunt and I hate all you fuckers. And a slut is all you miserable turds deserve. ..." It goes on like that for like, 8 chapters. But at least they're short chapters. Eventually I'll have to circle back for Major Prophets, which is a lot longer. and the Catholic only books, but for now I'll keep plugging away at Minor Prophets.
 
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I have recently come to understand that the entirety of my internet existence has been completely pointless. At the end of the day people will turn on you and do a 180 degree personality flip. I guess it's fine, that's what people do IRL. But I'm going to retire from most of it. Will stick around here for awhile.
 
Dunno what's going on or if it helps, but for what it's worth, I'd say "completely pointless" is a bit melodramatic. At the very minimum, the BSG Thread of Doom was of great use to me and I'm glad for its existence.
 
Volpone said:
Dunno what's going on or if it helps, but for what it's worth, I'd say "completely pointless" is a bit melodramatic. At the very minimum, the BSG Thread of Doom was of great use to me and I'm glad for its existence.
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Just more IRC BS, I suppose. I need to just realize that my so-called "friends" there are not my friends at all, aside from here.
 
I remember one of my friends randomly turned on my on AOL Instant Messenger twenty years ago. He aplogised in a "I guess I should apologise" way and we never talked much after that. The lesson: never use AOL Instant Messnger (it doesn't exist anymore.)
 
Volpone said:
Dunno what's going on or if it helps, but for what it's worth, I'd say "completely pointless" is a bit melodramatic. At the very minimum, the BSG Thread of Doom was of great use to me and I'm glad for its existence.
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I forgot to say, thank you for the support, I quite enjoy your input as well here and elsewhere.

Never forget.
 
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