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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

Sometimes you make a decision that you know may upset/annoy/startle you, but you decide it is worth it.

Thought I had a handle on dishes. I mean, one side of the sink was pretty full, but the other side was empty and there was space on the drying rack--I just hadn't gotten around to finishing up. And I was running late for dinner today so I decided to just throw a frozen pizza in the oven. Something made me check and it was a good thing because I'd roasted a boneless turkey breast for sammich meat and left the pan in the oven. So I precariously stacked the roasting pan atop the other dishes. Then after I finished my pizza, I put the pizza pan on top of the roasting pan. Then, as I was getting ready for bed I realized the wok on the rangetop was also dirty. So. I decided to pile that on top of the other two pans. I had to be careful to keep everything from clattering noisily to the floor and realize any little nudge could dislodge them.

Oh! Did I mention that my cat has learned how to open the door under the sink? So yeah, it may startle me out of my sleep but it'll startle him a LOT more.

Shit. With my luck he'll probably manage to destroy something in fleeing. Oh well. Still probably worth it.
 
Volpone said:
Sometimes you make a decision that you know may upset/annoy/startle you, but you decide it is worth it.

Thought I had a handle on dishes. I mean, one side of the sink was pretty full, but the other side was empty and there was space on the drying rack--I just hadn't gotten around to finishing up. And I was running late for dinner today so I decided to just throw a frozen pizza in the oven. Something made me check and it was a good thing because I'd roasted a boneless turkey breast for sammich meat and left the pan in the oven. So I precariously stacked the roasting pan atop the other dishes. Then after I finished my pizza, I put the pizza pan on top of the roasting pan. Then, as I was getting ready for bed I realized the wok on the rangetop was also dirty. So. I decided to pile that on top of the other two pans. I had to be careful to keep everything from clattering noisily to the floor and realize any little nudge could dislodge them.

Oh! Did I mention that my cat has learned how to open the door under the sink? So yeah, it may startle me out of my sleep but it'll startle him a LOT more.

Shit. With my luck he'll probably manage to destroy something in fleeing. Oh well. Still probably worth it.
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I cannot wait to hear the outcome of this.

Especially if it is just you having a restful night sleep
the cat being calm
and then you writing about it and your dream tomorrow.
 
Oh, wait, now I remember why he wasn't fucking around in the kitchen: He spent the whole night snuggled up against my shins. While The Dog was up against my shoulders and I spent the whole night with 20" of a double bed.
 
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