Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

You know things are bad when an MP looking at porn in parliament is only mentioned for a minute on have I got news for you.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Also they just cosmetically altered Leonard Nimoy's ears so they were pointy all the time and they didn't have to buy him new fake ears for every movie.

Much like Jolene Blalock's nipples.

 

[whisky]

I don't remember those, maybe you can jug my mammory?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

Went into the extension behind the garage that I built, found a tiny dead bird that got in but couldn't get back out.

I feel guilty that something died because of something I made

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a TWISTER!

 

[Volpone]

Went into the extension behind the garage that I built, found a tiny dead bird that got in but couldn't get back out.

I feel guilty that something died because of something I made

Hit a little baby bunny with the lawnmower. Felt the same way.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Mysterious toilet vegetables shock travellers at Toronto's Pearson Airport

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can't cook soup in a toilet. Toilet water would never get hot enough to boil in your makeshift crock p...

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[Loktar]

Hit a little baby bunny with the lawnmower. Felt the same way.

Me too. It still makes me sad when I think of the dead bunny's head stuck in the push mower's rotors.

 

[Mirah]

Random Test

 

[Volpone]

Sulu probably put a tribble up his butt.

 

[Loktar]

Sulu probably put a tribble up his butt.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

Round one, fight!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]