Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
It is a shame that The Little Free Library didn't exist back when I was getting rid of my Big Box of Porn. Such a wasted opportunity. :(
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
If MS Solitaire was a person, it would fuck you in the ass and then wipe its dick on your favorite sheets.
*sigh* Fine. I'll go get the lube.

Oh, there's not going to be any lube. I'm going in dry.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
I want to bed her.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I dropped a jar of pickled onions on the kitchen floor last night. I'm still finding tiny bits of broken glass. The kitchen will smell of vinegar forever.
 
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