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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

It is possible that I just retired.

In the style of Bob Vila home improvement narrator voice: "If I know what I'm doing, I just retired."
Morgan Freeman narrator voice: "He did NOT know what he was doing."
 
I like Google less and less and find myself using DuckDuckGo as much as I can (but even crappy 2022 Google is better than DuckDuckGo a lot of the time), so I was excited to see an article about a new, non-censoring search engine called "FreeSpoke." So I'm reading this long-ass article that really isn't telling me anything (or more accurately it's telling me the thing it told me in the lead sentence over and over and over and over again) but I'm OCD, so I slog along all the way to the end so I can finish up and give the new search engine a try. Then, in the last paragraph they're like "Oh, yeah, and we totally ban any porn or adult content." Well thanks for wasting 5 minutes of my time. What's the point of a search engine if it won't find adult content? Hell, what's the point of the Internet?
 
WHO INVENTED TEETH

I had a punk rock band in the 70's called "TEETH" so I'm the inventor.

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