Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

From the time when the Dunkin' Donuts guy was secretly Hitler. The mustache gave it away.

 

[Volpone]

It is possible that I just retired.

In the style of Bob Vila home improvement narrator voice: "If I know what I'm doing, I just retired."
Morgan Freeman narrator voice: "He did NOT know what he was doing."

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

I like Google less and less and find myself using DuckDuckGo as much as I can (but even crappy 2022 Google is better than DuckDuckGo a lot of the time), so I was excited to see an article about a new, non-censoring search engine called "FreeSpoke." So I'm reading this long-ass article that really isn't telling me anything (or more accurately it's telling me the thing it told me in the lead sentence over and over and over and over again) but I'm OCD, so I slog along all the way to the end so I can finish up and give the new search engine a try. Then, in the last paragraph they're like "Oh, yeah, and we totally ban any porn or adult content." Well thanks for wasting 5 minutes of my time. What's the point of a search engine if it won't find adult content? Hell, what's the point of the Internet?

 

[Loktar]

FreeSpoke. Sounds like an Amish search engine.

 

[jack]

You need a search engine to look for porn?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Can you fry oatmeal?

 

[Mirah]

Mmmm

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO INVENTED TEETH

 

[Loktar]

WHO INVENTED TEETH

Fairies!

-Mr. Crocker

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[jack]

WHO INVENTED TEETH

I had a punk rock band in the 70's called "TEETH" so I'm the inventor.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I know this is a baseball post but DON'T SKIP PAST IT it's actually really awesome

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Kyehlar]

I had a punk rock band in the 70's called "TEETH" so I'm the inventor.

 

[Dr Dave]