CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#30.17 - Things happen quickly from there, even things which take millions of years to play out, for Jerry and Newman's memories are restored by the sight of the golden glowing Kramer and they remember eventhing, for Newman this is countless lifetimes and personally gleefully ending every life in the universe and they grows silent and sullen, yet Jerry is young when measured against Newman and he instantly springs into action, telling Kramer that he possesses the Kramer Power and can shape reality itself, Newman tries to warn that this is a mistake but Kramer says he will use the power for good and Newman groands, asking Jerry if he cannot see, that they are trapped in this endless cylce of death and rebirth and nothing they do will ever improve life and it will all end in death and perhaps they are puppets of some greater power themselves, but Jerry slaps Newman and says they will get it right this time and if they don't they will just reset, and Kramer uses his powers to bring about the inevitable Kramerica and for a time there is peace and prosperity for the world, but eventually Kramer falls into decadance and hosts constant sex parties with Jerry, Elaine and George, with Newman refusing to partake, and the people starve and beging to protest Kramer and the evil part of Kramer resurfaces again, some relic from the Hell Devil Kramer once ruled over, perhaps, and the begins to execute protestors and Jerry laughs because he knows they can just reset and Newman scolds Jerry and Jerry slaps Newman down and says Newman murdered trillions and experience every death in detail and the cannot judge and Newman has to agree, and then Kramer stuff twon hundred protestors into a cage meant to only house fifty and they are pressed together into a horrible cube of flesh, and Kramer laughs insanely as he shoots a machine gun into the mass of humanity, and Jerry finally agrees with Newman the they must start over and they use their knowledge of the Golden Kramer Power to reset and they try to mentor Kramer to be better thsi time, but Kramer is a creature of pure id and cannot ever be fully tamed, and Kramerica always ends with holocausts of varying degree, so Jerry and Newman conspired to give Kramer less power and they arrange things so that Kramer is nothing but their slave, and Newman feels guilty about this but Jerry thinks it is necessary and they use their Kramer avatar to bring about world peace but now it is Jerry who is tempted towards fascism as he finds he can only get an erection and pleasure Elaine and Sue Ellen by turning the world into a police state where he has ultimate power but Kramer gets the blame, and so Newman tells Jerry they have to restart again and Jerry sighs and says maybe they are doing everything wrong and the only way to make the universe safe is to remove themselves and Krmaer from it, so Jerry and Newman retired to space with their enslaved Kramer but the Golden Kramer Power still resides inside Kramer, so rather than ejaculating the universe from their own cocks again Jerry and Newman bind Kramer in galactic chains and have him literally shit the universe out, and so the universe is born again from the rectum of Cosmo Kramer as it has always been destined to be, but Jerry judges it unworthy and, even as the universe exits Kramer, Jerry destroys it with his galactic fists and feet and then Newman, who hates that he has to do this but has no choice, feeds the rubble of the universe back into Kramer mouth, force-feeding him, and it comes back out of Kramer again, but Jerry is mad with his quest for perfection now and destroys the new universe almost as soon as it is born and the cycle reepeats, again and again, with time passing faster in the universes as they are born but every time life is ended by Jerry before they can understand what is happening and the universe is fed in and out of Kramer, on and one forever, and Kramer cries and begis Newman to kill him but Newman stuffs his own ears with dead universe matter so they he can hear not Kramer's cries and weeps himself as Jerry smokes a massive cigar and laughs HA HA HA HA as trillions died repeatedly and, eventually, the process is completely automatised with smaller cloned drone slave Kramers now feed the universe into the master Kramer who is himself a slave and destroying it when it is shat out again and again as Jerry watches, masturbating calmly, and Newman falls into a depressive coma until, eventually, Newman wakes up and fins that Jerry has now fallen into a wank coma, and Newman watches as the entity who was once his best friend Kramer is endlessly tortured, forced to consume the dead and digest them over and over and Newman can stand no more and his shrinks himself down the smallest he can make himself and he enters Jerry through his ear hole and he does pass into Jerry's brain and in there Newman walks the corridors of Jerry's mind searching for the shadow of a good man he can deal with, and he sees everything from all of Jerry's lives, all the dirty sex with Kramer, all those he killed, all the seventeen year old girls, and even experiences the hatred Jerry still holds for Newman and Newman becomes lost in Jerry's mind for a long time, unable to find anything good to bargain with, and he passes almost out of all knowledge and Jerry awakens again and begins to mastrubate once more as he watches Kramer's pain, without even thinking of Newman and Newman is jolted awake by Jerry's return to consciousness and he strides through Jerry's mind with new purpose until he finds the pure, original Jerry, before he even banged the shit out of a seventeen year old, and this Jerry loves his mother and father and cares about his friends George, Elaine and Kramer and has no knowledge of what he will one day become and Newman sits down with him and shows him visions of the future plucked from Newman's own mind and this shadow Jerry shudders in fear and the real Jerry, still masturbating, feels his cock begin to grown flaccid and he doesn't know why and when he lookes as the suffering universe-creation-slave Kramer in front of him he feels something that he has no felt for billions of years: he feels pity.
It is a start.
It is a start.