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Who Owns a Hat?

I have a beat-up fedora that needs blocking, many baseball caps (Mets, Red Sox, FDNY, Elvis Costello, Vegas, my company logo, Bat logo, Wicked, Mohegan Sun, etc), a green beret-ish cap I usually wear backwards, and a couple of Santa hats.
 
I've got two dozen baseball hats, one fedora, on flat top leather cowboy hat (Wyatt Earp Style), one black Tando, one Jimmy Buffet style hat, one black beret.

I rarely wear any of them
 
Gagh said:
Why do some youngsters wear Bowler hat style hats?

Maybe they're trying to look like Little Alex and his droogies. :scared:

I only exactly one hat -- a boonie hat.

Oh, and just to piss people off, I'm seriously considering buying a reproduction WW2 German M40 cap patterned after the ones worn by Panzer crews.
 
Atomic Weggie said:
More importantly, what's up with the lighthouse thermometer?

You know that whole "beachhouse" phase that became popular after Trading Spaces blew up? Well, my wife bought into it, big time. Thank God I get to do the basement bar as a sports theme!
 
Big Dick McGee said:
You know that whole "beachhouse" phase that became popular after Trading Spaces blew up? Well, my wife bought into it, big time. Thank God I get to do the basement bar as a sports theme!

At least your wife didn't follow Hildy's lead and put hay on the wall. My favorite episodes were the ones where the homeowner would walk into the room blindfolded with a big shit eating grin on their face and then cry after seeing their house butchered.
 
Hay on the wall! Oh man do you know that shit got moldy and they sued over that episode! I fucking swear!!!

I'll never find a link to support this...

I have one baseball hat (Boston Red Sox) and a torn straw cowboy hat. I'd have more but I have a big melon and the one baseball hat I have is a rare fit.
 
proteon said:
Hay on the wall! Oh man do you know that shit got moldy and they sued over that episode! I fucking swear!!!

I'll never find a link to support this...

I have one baseball hat (Boston Red Sox) and a torn straw cowboy hat. I'd have more but I have a big melon and the one baseball hat I have is a rare fit.

For real, she made the friends of the homeowners glue hay on the wall. One of the friends asked; "Umm Hildy, these people have small children, won't they be tempted to pull all the hay off the wall?" Hildy said in bitchy tone; "well then, the children will just have to learn not to do that won't they."
 
^^^And the neighbor lady shot right back, "And you've never been around small children!"

Hildy looked baffled that a 1-year-old couldn't understand "don't touch". I always hated that dumb cunt.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
^^^And the neighbor lady shot right back, "And you've never been around small children!"

Hildy looked baffled that a 1-year-old couldn't understand "don't touch". I always hated that dumb cunt.


I hated her as well. If Trading Spaces ever wants to get their ratings back, they should have shows where those tortured people get to decorate a room in Hildy's house. Now that would be entertainment.

"Hmm, Hildy, I'm thinking we need to take the wallpaper off in your bedroom and rub horse shit all over the carpet and walls."
 
proteon said:
Hay on the wall! Oh man do you know that shit got moldy and they sued over that episode! I fucking swear!!!

I'll never find a link to support this...

I have one baseball hat (Boston Red Sox) and a torn straw cowboy hat. I'd have more but I have a big melon and the one baseball hat I have is a rare fit.

God I love it when Hildie decorates, she fucks everything up and the homeowner always cries, it's great. And surprise, surprise she's the only designer without a degree in home design.

As for hats, I've got tons of baseball hats, Phillies, Eagles, Bush/Cheney, one from every major hotel on the Vegas strip, Dodgers, Angels, Padres, Chargers and of course Lakers, one with a company logo, etc. I have terry cloth beach hats, visors...
 
Is Hildy the one that wore the same outfit - black shirt, black pants, black hair black outlook - on every show?

A MAKEOVER SHOW?
 
Ty Pennington was hot when he was on that show, and he used to work without his shirt on......*drool*
 
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