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Who Owns a Hat?

I used to have a hat. It was a pretty powder blue wide-brimmed hat with a very nice feather in it. I rather liked that hat though I don't know what possessed me to buy it. It clashed with my eyes and I've never worn a powder color anything ever as I'm a earth colors kind of person. It did look interesting sitting on top of my old upright piano though. Kind of like a, "did you let a pimp in the house," kind of conversation piece.
 
My dick is so big it has a hat.

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I have a purple felt pimp hat with zebra stripes and a white feather through the brim, and I have a Star Trek Omnipedia baseball cap way back from the ancient time of 1994 when Star Trek was huge.
 
This may be the best thread ever.
Atomic Weggie
Proteon!
I love you guys! Miss you too and Monkey.
Sad. Maybe the next go around H4.
Okay I miss the girls too!
 
you know what's really weird? Some people have messed up pictures because the board has crashed and they never returned. Then there are others who have disappeared, but returned long enough to fix their avatars.
 
I have several hats now. None powder blue. Have a straw hat to wear to luaus, a "cruise diva" cap, some winter wool hats, and a nifty stetson just because.
 
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