Who Owns a Hat?

[Gagh]

Hats for one and all.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have a couple hats.

 

[Techman]

 

[Dr Dave]

nice hat

 

[The Question]

Somewhere around here I've got:

1. light green/grey baseball cap w/ 5.11 Tactical logo on it.
2. khaki "Boonie Cap"

Right to hand, though, is the badass Clint-Eastwood/Man-With-No-Name-lookin' brown leather Stetson.

 

[Dr Dave]

I need a hat for my bat!

 

[DarthSikle]

the J the I the m the M the Y

 

[The Question]

the J the I the m the M the Y

The what the fuck? The who the fuck the talks the like the that that ain't the on the crack the rock?

 

[Dershocka]

I don't have hats. I used to wear caps all the time as a teenager. Now I can't stand to wear one. I have masks, and a wig. A lucha mask, a Rubber Michael Keaton era Batman mask, a long-bearded old man mask, a Darth Vader helmet, and a mullet wig. No, wait, I have a superman cap.
MASKS RULE!!!

 

[DarthSikle]

The what the fuck? The who the fuck the talks the like the that that ain't the on the crack the rock?

honkey. that's some old school shit

 

[The Question]

honkey. that's some old school shit

I suspected it was some form of shit, certainly.

 

[Gagh]

I have five caps, all of sports teams, and a beanie, and a neon pink Stetson with Rhinestones on the front that read 'STUD', that I wear everywhere. Especially naked in the tub.

 

[DarthSikle]

If you have a hat on, you're not exactly naked...are you?

 

[Gagh]

I have hair. The hat rests on my hair. The hair covers my skin. Therefore, I am still, by skin exposure, naked.

 

[The Question]

Well, naked from the face down, at any rate, long as you're not naked and face down, which would be quite the compromising position ON THE FLOOR OF THE SENATE.

 

[Gagh]

OR EVEN FROM THE FOREHEAD DOWN LOL LETS NITPICK LIKE WE'VE NEVER NITPICKED BEFORE.

 

[The Question]

Not while you're wearing TEH NEKKIDS, MISTER.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I just counted. Including my "display" hats that are signed and thus never worn, I own 55 baseball-style caps, one woolen winter hat (Eagles, of course), and one Phillies straw hat that was a giveaway like 6 years ago.

My baseball caps range from Phillies baseball caps, to "Bush Cheny 2004" to Philadelphia Eagles caps, and even one from the defunct XFL.

My current favorite two hats are a navy blue Nike hat with the Tiger Woods "TW" logo on the front and the name "Woods" on the back and my 2007 U.S. Open hat, featuring a squirrel holding a golf ball. F'real.

 

[DarthSikle]

Do you still have that New York '02 Gay Pride March hat??

 

[headvoid]

Do you still have that New York '02 Gay Pride March hat??

gay jokes? Come on, you're much better than that.