Why do I feel the need to tell my mother stuff I know I shouldn't?

[Tisiphone]

No filter because I'm utterly exhausted and let something slip about my love life and of course, had to get lectured.

DAMN MY MOUTH

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

S#@T MY DAUGHTER SAYS?

 

[Tisiphone]

SHIT MY DAUGHTER SHOULDN'T SAY AND DO

 

[Cassie]

Get one of Dr Dave's forgetting pillzlol and spike your mom's drink with it.

 

[Loktar]

No filter because I'm utterly exhausted and let something slip about my love life and of course, had to get lectured.

DAMN MY MOUTH

I do that too occaisonally too, except its usually about a sinful TV show I watch that my mom doesn't approve of.

 

[ThatSunrise]

Avoiding this drama is a benefit of never telling my family anything about my love life, ever.

 

[Loktar]

Avoiding this drama is a benefit of never telling my family anything about my love life, ever.

I guess I should be glad I don't have a love life.

 

[Henoch]

DAMN MY MOUTH

Don't forget who went through long excruciating hours of labor so you could have that DAMN MOUTH.

 

[Dr Dave]

The Postman?

 

[Loktar]

The Postman?

The paper boy?
The milkman?
The butcher?
The baker?
The candlestick maker?

 

[Dr Dave]

We need answers!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't even tell my mum my friends names, nevermind anything whatsoever love-life related. It's not as though she could give me any useful advice, considering what her marriage is like.

 

[Tisiphone]

I have a very close relationship with my parents, and we've always been that way. But when a daughter is doing something (or someone in this case) that she has a problem with, that's where I'm not filtering enough.

Hell, my mom's on of my FB friends, so she knows when I'm out partying and getting my freak on, and she never says anything at all, LoL.

 

[Yub]

DR DAVE TO LURE TISI INTO SORDID MOTHER DAUGHTER THREE WAY IN THIS VERY THREAD?



Probably not.

 

[Tisiphone]

Um....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

That's gross.

 

[Yub]

Yes, it is. I could do worse. Far far worse.

 

[Tisiphone]

How about we don't?

 

[Yub]

I'm saving it up for when I truly need it.




Or when I'm bored.

 

[Tisiphone]

You do what you gotta do then.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

giving them details is never a good idea. When the other day I told my dad I'd rather attend a blues concert alone since "when flirting with a handsome musician, the last thing I need is my dad hovering around inm the background" I swear I could hear him blush over the phone.
No matter how old you are, parents will always regard you a kid. And the idea of you having sex is beyond their horizon. (Not to mention certain techniques or positions that weren't common a generation ago). One has to live with that fact. Besides, it works just as well the other way round: who would dare to imagine the actual details of their own conception? Disturbing image, isn't it?