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Why I will NEVER defect from the Mine Field to FACEBOOK

Donovan said:
I printed out several Natalie Portman pictures and did unspeakable things to them. My revenge is complete.
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Pfft. We all do that, even Wacky.

At least The Saint is creative: He pulls the lead of a local Purim play out of rehearsal, locks her in his dungeon, duct-tapes a Portman mask on her and proceeds to destroy her kosher flower. And that's just when he has writer's block.
 
2) You can't post really long things like stories or autism spews. Okay, maybe you can, I don't know what the character limit is (if an!) but no one ever does. IT'S ALL FAST AND CHEAP.
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I'm not sure, but I think I used to post my Skin of Evil stories late at night along with beef stroganoff recipes. Anyway, that was awhile back when we were trying to reach a certain number of postig to qualify for something -- discount card at Wal-mart? I can't remember. Nevertheless, I did post longish types of posts that were referred to in No. 2 above.

1. I don't post anything personal because I am so paranoid that someone will figure out who I am in real life. In real life I am no one of importance, and have not done anything to gain anyone's interest. But, I still worry that there will be finger pointing later on down the line.

2. I am polite on TK and have only used a curse word a couple of times -- well, I've used damn many times, but I once used the "F" word once and even typed the word out without the use of asterisks. I still worry that someday someone will connect the online me and that word to the real life me. On second thought, I curse more in real life and almost never online. I haven't figured that one out yet.

3. Don't post thought provoking posts that draw attention from members or the public.

4. Don't respond to anyone, thus keeping my low profile persona intact.

5. Never admit to being right or wrong.

6. I AM THE INVISIBLE POSTER.
 
whisky said:
Nothing says romance like flying to another country in the vein hope of a fuck.

Plus if you can do it after a major terrorist attack, the flights are usually cheaper.
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I was going to correct the use of "vein hope" here but I read the context...you're fine.
 
"Words with friends" is a goddamn lie...nobody likes me anymore after too many 50-point words and verbiage beatdowns. Frowny face, you still like me don't you?:phpsad:
 
Enkephalen said:
I'm not sure, but I think I used to post my Skin of Evil stories late at night along with beef stroganoff recipes. Anyway, that was awhile back when we were trying to reach a certain number of postig to qualify for something -- discount card at Wal-mart? I can't remember. Nevertheless, I did post longish types of posts that were referred to in No. 2 above.

1. I don't post anything personal because I am so paranoid that someone will figure out who I am in real life. In real life I am no one of importance, and have not done anything to gain anyone's interest. But, I still worry that there will be finger pointing later on down the line.

2. I am polite on TK and have only used a curse word a couple of times -- well, I've used damn many times, but I once used the "F" word once and even typed the word out without the use of asterisks. I still worry that someday someone will connect the online me and that word to the real life me. On second thought, I curse more in real life and almost never online. I haven't figured that one out yet.

3. Don't post thought provoking posts that draw attention from members or the public.

4. Don't respond to anyone, thus keeping my low profile persona intact.

5. Never admit to being right or wrong.

6. I AM THE INVISIBLE POSTER.
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Hello!
 
Donovan said:
"Words with friends" is a goddamn lie...nobody likes me anymore after too many 50-point words and verbiage beatdowns. Frowny face, you still like me don't you?:phpsad:
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I'd love to play that game but none of my "friends" ever invite me.:(

I only get invites for games I don't want to play like Bejeweled, Castleville(no more 'villes for me I got rid of City and Farmville), or the Indiana Jones Adventure game.
 
Ill be happy to whup your ass at it as well. The game spits out a list of who's playing. You gotta clicky it once so it shows you on the list. I try not to clutter up people's wall with unwanted game requests and when i find one doing it independently I quit it. But I've played Tisi a bunch of times...
 
Canada is so bloody big I really cant visit with friends and family in person but I sincerely do like it when we can all get together online and make rude comments and share pics or whatever. OK, when I say share pics, I mean I am hinting about the ones I have not shown that will be used for blackmail purposes unless I recieve small unmarked bills promptly, but hey, all families are dysfunctional in some way, right?
 
WE HEAR YOU WACKY, AND YOUR PLEDGE TO THE NEW FLAG OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF THE MINE FIELD (OF WHICH PEOPLE CAN ADD TO!). MAY ALL WHO SAIL UPON HER EXPERIENCE SOFT PLEASING WOBBLY BITS AND ENTIRE SEASONS OF THE TV SHOWS OF THEIR CHOICE.

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